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Julia Fox was cancelled for a TikTok comment, then won the Internet ever with her messy apartment tour, Jeffree Star rose from the dead to bash an influencer's mascara review, Jake Paul announced the birth of Tommy Fury's baby. Ben Shapiro might have lip implants, Caroline Calloway owes her former landlord $45,000, and a young woman's entire family died so she could be the Queen of England. Shop o...

Kim K. added a new item to her celeb memorabilia collection-- Princess Di's famous purple cross. People are behaving normally about it, of course. Oh, and Kanye's married? Celebs and influencers travelled to Dubai in droves, the dumbest man alive had his Google Search history read outloud in court, and Alec Baldwin's facing involuntary manslaughter charges in New Mexico. Hilaria is responding to t...

Prince Harry's "revealing memoir" revealed a little bit more than we're comfortable with, Alec Baldwin pleaded with social media users to boost his wife to 1M followers, Twitter took a dead man's verification away, and a therapist is being ripped to shreds after posting a video with a friendship breakup template. This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. If you're thinking about trying therapy...

We're back with the trends, baby. Tiff and Molls share life updates (TW: witchcraft and a sad cat update), discuss the Chris D'Elia documentary that came out while we were celebrating the holidays, the arrest of the man who was allegedly responsible for the horrible murders in Moscow, ID, and Logan Paul's NFT scam blowing up in his face.  Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes and other exclu...

Look, Molly's not a birthday episode kind of girl. She only cares about like, three things and one of them is 9/11 and no one (except for her) wants to kick off 2023 with a compilation of tragedy clips. However, she does care a lot about the fan theory that Taylor Swift has been beating her queer fans over the head with references to her sexuality for years. We've discussed this in various ways ov...

Hoping your holidays were drama free. This week we're reading your most memorable Christmas stories and some AITAs! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

So much happened this week that we had to split our episode in half! Our main feed episode this week covers Megan Thee Stallion, the man who shot her, and her snake former BFF going to court, Elon's newest attempt at sabotaging Twitter, DeuxMoi's hilarious blunder re: Benson and Stabler, and "hot new terms" from 2022 that changed the English language. The rest of the stories we wanted to cover thi...

Brittney Griner came home, Britney Spears went off on a drive thru worker, Ted Cruz's teen daughter became national news and Molls and Tiffany talk about Christmas shopping. SEND US YOUR HOLIDAY STORIES JOIN THE PATREON FOR BONUSES AND MORE GRAB SOME MERCH' LINKS Briney says Fuck you to a Jack In The Box Employee Britney posts a tribute to Jamie Lynn on her own birthday A theory about why her Inst...

Peacock's Casey Anthony documentary has Molly and Tiffany questioning if there's more to the case than we know, Noodles The Bones Day Pug has passed away, Kanye West had three hour guest spot on InfoWars into a chaotic, antisemitic nightmare that left even Alex Jones blushing and Cocaine Bear is not only based on a true story, it might be the film that finally unites us all. We have merch and it's...

This week we're stuffing y'all with our 2023 predictions podcast, which we recorded before the holiday last week. (BTW, did you have a good time?) Tiff and Molls each made 23 predictions. Let's see how hard Tiff kicks Molly's ass this year. TREAT YOURSELF OR YOUR LOVED ONES TO SOME 40% OFF MERCH (sale ends 12/1, but sales happen frequently) Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter And BTW, we ha...

Is it ableist to make chili for your neighbor? Did you survive the The Eras Tour presale? Is Bela Delgado for real right now? We have merch and a Patreon LINKS! Buying Taylor Swift Tickets Molly got the Ticketmaster Verified Fan email Ticketmaster repeatedly crashed, people waited 7+ hours Pre-sale on the West Coast was moved to 3pm Scalpers start putting tickets up on resale sites. The prices are...

This week we warmed up off the pod with an hour-long bonus episode about the Deji vs. Mayweather fight that's on the Patreon, so don't be thrown by how *extra toasty* we are. Stories this week: David Dobrik's restaurant has already been defaced, Pete Davidson was edited out of The Kardashians, AITA kicks off holiday season, and Twitter's new CEO is helping tank stocks. Follow us on TikTok, Instagr...

Selena Gomez may have burned a bridge with her kidney donor, Aaron Carter passed away at age 34, Rihanna put Johnny Depp in her Savage X Fenty show, Bella Poarch is divorcing her secret husband, and Elon Musk is following through on his promise to ruin Twitter. Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter LINKS! Maybe we’re all Try Guys? Reddit Post Rihanna’s Cancelled Rihanna fans call for boycott...

Madonna might have done poppers on TikTok Live, Paul Pelosi was attacked by an extremist looking for his wife, David Dobrik launched a pizza chain, Kanye got banned from pretty much everywhere, there was an arrest made in Delphi, and THE WORST BRIDESMAID SPEECH EVER. Links to our stories: Dobrik David Dobrik names Natalie Mariduena the President of David Dobrik LLC  David surprises his friends wit...

Jason Suidekis threw himself under the wheels of Olivia Wilde's SUV so she couldn't bring Harry Styles a salad, James Cordon's getting the Ellen treatment, Ned from Try Guys was caught having sex in Hancock Park, and making out with your sick emu is really bad. Find our bonus episodes on Patreon Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Grab some our merch LINKS! Cordon James Cordon banned from B...

Bethenny Frankel is attacking small TikTokers with cease and desist letters for telling the truth about her, Kanye West somehow manages to reach a new low, climate change protesters threw prison soup at a Van Gogh, TikTok is ripping of Syrian refugees and other tids and bits. We've got merch! Links! Soup Art Destruction Just Stop Oil protesters throw soup at Van Gogh’s sunflowers TikTok goes nuts...

Kanye reached a new low on social media this week, the FBI files about Brad Pitt and Angelina's mile high flight were unsealed, The Try Guys got roasted on SNL, Taylor Swift has officially crossed the Gaylors, and Paris Hilton responded to a man who robbed her. LINKS! Try Guys SNL Try Guys roasted on SNL People are theorizing that Ned had his friends at SNL write the sketch  Keith’s wife tweeted a...

Ned from The Try Guys cheated on his wife with an employee, Marjorie Taylor Greene's sex guru and a guy named TrackSuitDusty might be our villains of the year, we might finally know Kyle's baby name, and the chess world is being rocked by a possible butt plug situation. Join our Patreon for material we had to cut from this episode, bonus materials and to get the show a day early We have merch! Fol...

In this bonus episode, Molly’s joined by author and former podcast host, John Bray to discuss his new children’s book, The End. Learn the somewhat surprising inspiration for this charmingly written and illustrated story on reframing beginnings and endings, what John’s been up to since Manic Rambling Spiral wrapped up, and his thoughts on his former co-host’s (Dooce) recent opinions. (SPOILER: He k...

Taylor Swift has fans going crazy over her track list reveal, Adam Levine is a sleaze ball, Sam Smith's record label blew it, an LDS couple manages to stun Facebook users, Lea Michele leans in to the rumors about her illiteracy, and Gen Z's hilarious take on Jackie O. Support the show and get bonus episodes on our Patreon Check out our merch LINKS! Lea Michele finally jokes about not being able to...

Tiff and Molly catch up about what's going on in their respective countries (Queen's still dead, DeSantis sent 50 Venezuelans to Martha's Vineyard) before digging in to the news that really matters: Trisha Paytas' baby name, Grimes' new face, Azealia Banks dunking on Nicki Minaj, Kanye's cult-y school, and most importantly, the energy and excitement around Taylor Swift possibly de-closeting hersel...

We're back with a current news wrap up this week! A woman in East Lansing, Michigan bought a Subway sandwich and only after she took a bite did she realize it was full of human excrement. Queen Elizabeth II passed away this week when it was rumored that Trisha Paytas was giving birth. The Internet Internetted about it. The Don't Worry Darling premiere was messy and Miss Flo is starting to get some...

This week we collected stories from our beloved listeners about their weird dads and all of the weird dads they've ever known. From the lovable angel dust smoker to the step dad who ABSOLUTELY was having an affair with the neighbor (sorry), we shared every submission and sprinkled in some memories of our own. BTW, this is our last pre-recorded episode because Tiffany's back from Mexico. A LOT of s...

Paula Abdul claims she was in a plane crash, an actor from The League lied about being in Tower Two on 9/11, Hilaria Baldwin says she's Spanish and more celebrity lies... This episode was pre-recorded because Tiffany's in Mexico! Check out our merch Links Paula Abdul’s Plane Crash  https://www.reddit.com/r/UnresolvedMysteries/comments/ium1cv/as_requested_paula_abdul_claims_a_1992_plane/?utm_source...

The Pink Sauce gets the last laugh, Andrew Tate is deplatformed, Dooce is still wildin' and Tiffany and Molls are waiting for their big AMC pay day. Check out our merch Support us on Patreon and get bonus episodes Links! AMC What Investors Need to Know About AMC’s APE Units: A Stock ‘Split on Steroids’ Dooce Update Ya, so Dooce reuploaded her post with a new preface and lots of edits. Here’s a thr...