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Text or Voice Mail the Show What up this Had To we off the nitrous  Josh, worldoftshirts Safe words / why women like true crime Coworker music Toilet etiquette  NYE Andy Elliott AVN awards Strip club reviews New Year’s resolutions Cooked Records Who better? Chris Hansen or Scott Hanson  Shaq and Shannon Sharpe  SpongeBob SquarePants Facebook Grown men enjoying little baby things Stealing from Walm...

Text or Voice Mail the Show I should text her R Kelly National Anthem NFL Fever vs. Roblox Allen Iverson at Greektown Story Tipping TSR (That's So Raven) Bar Mitzvahs Barstool Shark Tank Christmas Shark Goggles Cooked Records: Shameik Moore vs. Travis Hunter It all goes back to 2011 @filmreel164 Buzzfeed sold Hot Ones Progressive back-up husband commercial Christmas songs All of our links

Text or Voice Mail the Show - Austin did some donuts - Audio porn - Facebook singles groups - Geoff Keighley - New Jersey drones - Stephen A. Smith on waifu's - Who better?: Joe Burrow or Joe Budden - Drag Queen Wrestling - Monster trucks - Xanta Clause All of our links

Text or Voice Mail the Show Spotify Wrapped United Health CEO Assassination Harvey Weinstein  Paying bills  Hardcore Pawn Demanding sushi customers Cats vs. Dogs  Wrestling with your boys Mr. Beast Chris Hansen Technical difficulties All of our links

Text or Voice Mail the Show - Nightmare/Dream blunt rotations - Who would win in a fight? - Dave Blunts - Captain Underpants - F1 talk - Homeless ppl vs. Ugly ppl - Josh - Jon Taffer - Poker addiction - Roller blading, etc. - What's 1 way you don't want to be found dead? All of our links

Text or Voice Mail the Show We forgot to talk about Thanksgiving - Get your girl a dozen roses - Young Jamie tell-all exposé - Ordering all flats will be the end of the world - Next week we will do ketchup and mustard blind taste tests - Bring back the Indigenous Land o Lakes girl - Have It Your Way Tuesday - Chiefs barely beat the Panthers - Drake vs. Dave Blunts - Kentavious Caldwell-Pope named...

Text or Voice Mail the Show Question of the week: What constitutes "a body"? - What is a body? What's cheating? - Boxing/UFC weekend - Rizzler's name EXPOSED - Truckers talk to themselves - Buford's Big Backery - The boys trip in LA - r/CrumblCookies, r/StepParenting, etc. - Cigarettes - Austin called the cops All of our links

Text or Voice Mail the Show - Favorite flash games - Football talk - Mandatory fast food talk - Cringe DJ - Sex Talk Hotlines - The 2024 Presidential Election and its effects on Mountain Dew - Wordle - Austin gets his Instagram comment privileges back - Vsauce - David Blaine Question of the week: What's your favorite video game/movie soundtrack?  All of our links

Text or Voice Mail the Show Live election podcast with a soundboard All of our links

Text or Voice Mail the Show Austin's gf Andie joins us as today's guest - Halloween special - Video game talk - Austin tried his first Zyn - Cyberpunk anime - Unwarranted dick pics - Wikifeet - Slims ex was on Detroit Streetwalkers - Fernando Alonso and Slims both have Poland syndrome - Tear free shampoo - Warped Tour - Trump on Joe Rogan - Costco Guys - Sherbert vs. Sherbet - Teletubbie...

Text or Voice Mail the Show Austin's big brother Adam joins the pod - School schedule at Freak Academy - White people phrases tier list - Darius - Chicken talk - Slims catfished someone on YikYak - Han's birthday party - We're making an OnlyFans - Online gambling - Jon Taffer: Strip Club Rescue - Karaoke bar stories - Benadryl - Football players should kiss Question of the week: Wha...

Text or Voice Mail the Show - Chromeo concert; Austin hates The Midnight - Baseball talk - Austin got a girlfriend - No Jumper - Cake talk - Han made chili; Austin hates onions - Swallowing gum - Blood & Piss - Neil Degrasse Tyson - The military offers free sex toys - Big news - We believe in Joe Hendry - Phone number in our episode description DOES WORK. Question of the week: Are you #PickyNa...

Text or Voice Mail the Show Han's back! - Chipotle lore - Football talk - Austin airs a grievance - Coyote Joe's - Soda talk - Halloween costumes - NFL Blitz 2000 - Beard talk - NFL on Fox theme should be the national anthem - Galaxy Gas - What's the worst car trend? - Best/worst vanity plates you've seen? All of our links

Text or Voice Mail the Show Tone joins us as today's guest,  check out his clothes on Instagram and TikTok: @broken__ego - Stephen A. Smith on body pillows - Throat tattoos. Ayyooo? - Young Thug almost gets a mistrial - Adult film addiction - Football and Rap talk - VladTo - Fortnite lore videos - Obligatory fast food talk - Funk Flex T.I. diss - Celebrity height All of our links

Text or Voice Mail the Show - A thousand bottles of baby oil - Diddy Talk - Tupperware filed for bankruptcy - Flubbing the numbers - Wrestlemania - Prison talk - YouTube judges - Gun talk - Blue stuff - Frog tier list - Tipping the bud tender - Food collabs - PacSun swag/Gas station culture - Football talk - Question of the Week: What was Diddy doing with all that baby oil? What were his plans?  A...

Text or Voice Mail the Show - Baby Slims drinks a snow globe - Mandatory food talk - Shannon Sharpe Freak Hour - B.D.'s Mongolian BBQ horror story - When you eat mushrooms and someone needs your help - The crossover between Swifties and hoarders - Fake things women do vs. men - Should legal drinking age go back to 18? - Caffeine - Pizz - Sports gambling segment - American Ninja Warrior / Car-...

Text or Voice Mail the Show - Old fashioned soda review - Beetlejuice Beetlejuice - Michigan inmate wins $100 million from Diddy - Cannabis market forecast? - Galaxy gas, hookah - Stealing $20 from a kid playing hey mister for cigarettes - Kendrick Lamar Super Bowl Half Time Show - Washington Commanders VP of Content fired - Had To Food Network - We don't actually throw food at fast food work...

Text or Voice Mail the Show - MAIL BAG - Are all gamers "gamers"? - Pee-Wee Herman walked so Spongebob could run  - Uber stories - The Costco Guys are Jewish - Comedians are annoying - They should sell reggies at the gas station - Flair's Shenanigans adventure - Throwing food at the drive-thru workers - Detroit style pizza debacle - Dave Portnoy is a ******* ****** - What would your...

Text or Voice Mail the Show OooooOoOOooooOOOoooo - Slims is on hour 10 of drinking alcohol - Shanin Blake - Steve-O has become an annoying attention seeker - Childhood tomfoolery stories - Gym stories - Origin of “had to” All of our links

Text or Voice Mail the Show - The best football player names - Gay Rocket Power - Celeb talk - Free Thug - Fastest man alive - $500 - Haircuts and more at Walmart - Austin had an experience at A&W - Shamokin Pennsylvania residents react to Dunkin Donuts closing - Little Caesars wings - savings you can taste - We need to go to war - Cancel us Imagine rolling up on the koala care All of our link...

Text or Voice Mail the Show *takes edible* - Slims birthday weekend - What % of men know the name of the Asian reporter from Family Guy? - Gray hairs/Dying your hair - Kyle Rittenhouse in 2K - Everything that happened in 2004 - Borderlands movie/Video game movies - Great idea for a romantic comedy movie - Mount Rushmore of fictional bears - Mount Rushmore of fictional dogs - Favorite playground th...

Text or Voice Mail the Show - Dame joins us as our first guest ever - Female wrestlers - Old Sylvester Stallone - Hot girl tries set Austin up with her fat friend at the gym - 50 grown adults line up around the corner for Crumbl Cookie - 4 for $4 vs. The Biggie Bag - Sauce Cinematic Universe - Video Game Talk - Flair finds 3 boxes of porno mags on the curb - Master Chef but it’s Master Salesman Al...

Text or Voice Mail the Show - You have to show an Amish person a good time for Rumspringa. Wyd? - Two 40oz's and a Crave Case - What animal won't you eat? - THC is stored in the balls - When Gil got worked for his 12pc spicy - Chris Hanson prank show - Guys head explodes - Chris Penoit, Pen Affleck, Penn Diagram - Hulk Hogan sucks - Elvis was crispy - Dead rappers - Wack rappers All of o...

Text or Voice Mail the Show - First episode since our lil tiktok - Billy Mays - Everest College (that guy in the commercial DID go to college) - Slims used to be a klepto - Video games with "blunt mode" vs. "pause for the cause" - You won't catch me dead on Facebook reels - Royal Oak singles - "Weed Bars" will never work, here's what will All of our links

Text or Voice Mail the Show BY GAWD! CINNAMON CHEX JUST PUT LIFE CINNAMON IN THE WALLS OF JERICHO!! - Cerealmania ensues - More junk food talk - Shout out to hawk tuah - Canned cocktails - Was this a date? - The things about porn nobody talks about - Short athletes - Stephen A. Smith plays Elden Ring - When you catch your girl cheating All of our links