Weaponized Language

Hack the Net

Comedy EN ↓ 467 episodes

It used to be about Reddit, but now it’s about whatever we want

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Weaponized Language

Episodes

Hack the Net 165 – How to… Sofa 14.07.2022 1:13:42

In this episode, we become the Sofa Kings. Matt:  mastodon.cloud/@mattherron Louisa:  mastodon.xyz/@Louisa Jeff:  mastodon.social/@jeffjk Please rate, review, and subscribe to our podcast and follow us on Twitter @ hackthenetpod  or e-mail us at  SeeingReddit@gmail.com ! Tell your friends if you enjoy the show! Our theme song is Chrome by Podington Bear and is licensed und...

Seeing Red(dit) Minisode 08 – Ultra Size Edition 07.07.2022 52:22

In lieu of a fresh episode, please enjoy this former Patreon exclusive wherein we invent Hack the Net, pulling it from the broken, writhing corpse of Seeing Reddit. Recorded late 2018ish, judging by the Patreon post date of January 2019.

Hack the Net 164 – How to… Concrete 29.06.2022 1:13:08

We don’t learn much about concrete. Well, nothing concrete anyway. 🙂 Matt:  mastodon.cloud/@mattherron Louisa:  mastodon.xyz/@Louisa Jeff:  mastodon.social/@jeffjk Please rate, review, and subscribe to our podcast and follow us on Twitter @ hackthenetpod  or e-mail us at  SeeingReddit@gmail.com ! Tell your friends if you enjoy the show! Our theme song is Chrome by P...

Hack the Net 163 – How to… Peak 26.06.2022 1:24:00

None of us have peaked yet, so this one will be tough for us to advise on… Matt:  mastodon.cloud/@mattherron Louisa:  mastodon.xyz/@Louisa Jeff:  mastodon.social/@jeffjk Please rate, review, and subscribe to our podcast and follow us on Twitter @ hackthenetpod  or e-mail us at  SeeingReddit@gmail.com ! Tell your friends if you enjoy the show! Our theme song is Chrome...

Hack the Net 162 – How to… Rich (again) 16.06.2022 1:21:25

We didn’t notice until after we recorded, but this is a word we got before during our WikiHow era! It was exactly 50 episodes ago, Hack the Net 112. Please enjoy anyway and don’t tweet at us about it. Matt:  mastodon.cloud/@mattherron Louisa:  mastodon.xyz/@Louisa Jeff:  mastodon.social/@jeffjk Please rate, review, and subscribe to our podcast and follow us on Twitter @...

Hack the Net 161 – How to… Order 07.06.2022 1:06:29

Learn how to order anything from our new website, http:||ww.scamz.webbedsite/real-products, which exists and can be used by anyone with a high credit limit. Matt: mastodon.cloud/@mattherron Louisa:  mastodon.xyz/@Louisa Jeff:  mastodon.social/@jeffjk Please rate, review, and subscribe to our podcast and follow us on Twitter @ hackthenetpod  or e-mail us at  SeeingRed...

Hack the Net 160 – How to… Decorative 01.06.2022 1:16:15

Learn how best to decorative, with us, the decorativers! Matt: mastodon.cloud/@mattherron Louisa:  mastodon.xyz/@Louisa Jeff:  mastodon.social/@jeffjk Please rate, review, and subscribe to our podcast and follow us on Twitter @ hackthenetpod  or e-mail us at  SeeingReddit@gmail.com ! Tell your friends if you enjoy the show! Our theme song is Chrome by Podington Bear and is lic...

Hack the Net 159 – How to… Reference 27.05.2022 1:28:35

In this one, we’ll teach you how to write an episode of Family Guy. Matt:  mastodon.cloud/@mattherron Louisa:  mastodon.xyz/@Louisa Jeff:  mastodon.social/@jeffjk Please rate, review, and subscribe to our podcast and follow us on Twitter @ hackthenetpod  or e-mail us at  SeeingReddit@gmail.com ! Tell your friends if you enjoy the show! Our theme song is Chrome by Pod...

Hack the Net 158 – How to… Cry 10.05.2022 54:15

I’m sure you all already know how to do this, as podcast listeners… ;-( Matt:  mastodon.cloud/@mattherron Louisa:  mastodon.xyz/@Louisa Jeff:  mastodon.social/@jeffjk Please rate, review, and subscribe to our podcast and follow us on Twitter @ hackthenetpod  or e-mail us at  SeeingReddit@gmail.com ! Tell your friends if you enjoy the show! Our theme song is Chr...

Hack the Net 157 – How to… Curriculum 05.05.2022 1:41:31

This is literally one of our jobs and it’s still a disaster, but in a fun and good way Matt: mastodon.cloud/@mattherron Louisa:  mastodon.xyz/@Louisa Jeff:  mastodon.social/@jeffjk Please rate, review, and subscribe to our podcast and follow us on Twitter @ hackthenetpod  or e-mail us at  SeeingReddit@gmail.com ! Tell your friends if you enjoy the show! Our theme song is...

Hack the Net 156 – How to… Revive 02.05.2022 1:21:13

It’s easy, just use some phoenix down, there now you don’t gotta listen to this one Matt: mastodon.cloud/@mattherron Louisa:  mastodon.xyz/@Louisa Jeff:  mastodon.social/@jeffjk Please rate, review, and subscribe to our podcast and follow us on Twitter @ hackthenetpod  or e-mail us at  SeeingReddit@gmail.com ! Tell your friends if you enjoy the show! Our theme song...

Seeing Red(dit) Fan Casting: Best Spice 23.04.2022 10:29

No new ep this week cuz Easter happened! An old… fan casting…… for food?? We get there eventually. It’s one of the weird not casting polls, sorry.

Hack the Net 155 – How to… Sleep 13.04.2022

Of all the topics we’ve covered, this is the one we have the least direct experience with. Matt: mastodon.cloud/@mattherron Louisa:  mastodon.xyz/@Louisa Jeff:  mastodon.social/@jeffjk Please rate, review, and subscribe to our podcast and follow us on Twitter @ hackthenetpod  or e-mail us at  SeeingReddit@gmail.com ! Tell your friends if you enjoy the show! Our theme son...

Hack the Net 154 – How to… Couple 05.04.2022 1:02:53

We learn all about power couplings and other such coupled items, probably. Who cares Matt: mastodon.cloud/@mattherron Louisa:  mastodon.xyz/@Louisa Jeff:  mastodon.social/@jeffjk Please rate, review, and subscribe to our podcast and follow us on Twitter @ hackthenetpod  or e-mail us at  SeeingReddit@gmail.com ! Tell your friends if you enjoy the show! Our theme song is Chrome...

Hack the Net 153 – How to… Slogan 29.03.2022 44:59

Come on and slam, as we take it to the jam, in this Certified Fresh™ episode of Hack the Net! I’m lovin’ it!™ Matt:  mastodon.cloud/@mattherron Louisa:  mastodon.xyz/@Louisa Jeff:  mastodon.social/@jeffjk Please rate, review, and subscribe to our podcast and follow us on Twitter @ hackthenetpod  or e-mail us at  SeeingReddit@gmail.com ! Tell your...

Seeing Red(dit) Fan Casting: Philip J. Fry 24.03.2022 5:13

I still say Eddie Redmayne is a great pick, but he didn’t make the cut ;(

Seeing Red(dit) Fan Casting: Bewitched 24.03.2022 21:17

Matt was away this past weekend, so we didn’t record. This is a nice long bonus thing from back in the day; please have a good time listening to it.

Hack the Net 152 – How to… Compete 15.03.2022

I thought it said “complete” but it didn’t oops Matt:  mastodon.cloud/@mattherron Louisa:  mastodon.xyz/@Louisa Jeff:  mastodon.social/@jeffjk Please rate, review, and subscribe to our podcast and follow us on Twitter @ hackthenetpod  or e-mail us at  SeeingReddit@gmail.com ! Tell your friends if you enjoy the show! Our theme song is Chrome by Podington B...

Hack the Net 151 – How to… Cast 09.03.2022 59:41

We spend the entire episode casting the movie of our lives Matt:  mastodon.cloud/@mattherron Louisa:  mastodon.xyz/@Louisa Jeff:  mastodon.social/@jeffjk Please rate, review, and subscribe to our podcast and follow us on Twitter @ hackthenetpod  or e-mail us at  SeeingReddit@gmail.com ! Tell your friends if you enjoy the show! Our theme song is Chrome by Podington Bear and...

Hack the Net 150 – How to… Deter 06.03.2022 1:06:22

This episode is a deterrent to having friends Matt:  mastodon.cloud/@mattherron Louisa:  mastodon.xyz/@Louisa Jeff:  mastodon.social/@jeffjk Please rate, review, and subscribe to our podcast and follow us on Twitter @ hackthenetpod  or e-mail us at  SeeingReddit@gmail.com ! Tell your friends if you enjoy the show! Our theme song is Chrome by Podington Bear and is licensed...

Hack the Net 149 – How to… Bring 24.02.2022 1:28:02

We’re gonna bring it this week, after all this time, you’ll see you’ll ALL see!! Matt:  mastodon.cloud/@mattherron Louisa:  mastodon.xyz/@Louisa Jeff:  mastodon.social/@jeffjk Please rate, review, and subscribe to our podcast and follow us on Twitter @ hackthenetpod  or e-mail us at  SeeingReddit@gmail.com ! Tell your friends if you enjoy the show! Our th...

Hack the Net 148 – How to… Potential 23.02.2022 1:14:47

We finally learn to realize our potential, and then we each individually choose not to achieve it. Matt:  mastodon.cloud/@mattherron Louisa:  mastodon.xyz/@Louisa Jeff:  mastodon.social/@jeffjk Please rate, review, and subscribe to our podcast and follow us on Twitter @ hackthenetpod  or e-mail us at  SeeingReddit@gmail.com ! Tell your friends if you enjoy the show! Our th...

Seeing Red(dit) Minisode 07 – Why Does Thor Talk Like That? 13.02.2022 8:04

It’s from before episode 130. Please enjoy. Topics: Thor, cocaine, and the creative process.

Seeing Red(dit) Minisode 06 – Santa’s Delicious Milk 13.02.2022 3:56

Topics: This one’s just a list of reasons why we are bad and should be killed

Seeing Red(dit) Minisode 05.5 – Ladies Love Cool Fudge 13.02.2022 4:28

Topics: Porn webcomics, cookies, elfish actors