Weaponized Language

Hack the Net

Comedy EN ↓ 467 episodes

It used to be about Reddit, but now it’s about whatever we want

Author

Weaponized Language

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

www.weaponizedlanguage.com

Latest episode

May 31, 2026

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Episodes

Episode 92 – DnD Memes 21.12.2017

We really hit our two main core competencies this week by talking about DnD Memes . We talk about video game awards , smartphone use for the dead , and continue trying to force a nickname on Jeff’s penis. We write raps about sex negativity , spout some Bad Takes™ about modern politics,  the future of social media , and extremely powerful gay emojis evoked by our Mastodonkeys . Please...

Episode 91 – Win Stupid Prizes 13.12.2017

Just when you thought things couldn’t get dumber, let’s get real dumb with Win Stupid Prizes ! We talk about bad Christmas music, the rollercoaster ride that was the Avengers trailer , and our death plans. We also enjoy watching very stupid people do very stupid things to themselves, and lament the loss of America’s Funniest Home Videos as a cultural institution . Please rate, re...

Episode 90 – DiWHY 06.12.2017

This week we start our holiday crafting with DiWHY! We talk about Nintendo’s abusive relationship with its fans, Tinder game theory , and a group everyone can hate: Nazi furries ! This one is mostly us reacting to insane videos, so if that’s you’re thing – enjoy! Please rate, review, and subscribe to our podcast and follow us on Twitter @SeeingReddit or e-mail us at SeeingR...

Episode 89 – Blink-182 30.11.2017

Slap on your shades, tattoo up your biceps, and frost your tips because this week we’re talking all about Blink 182 ! We talk about hipster garbage and nihilism in the face of tyranny, spoil the end of The Prestige with great uncertainty, explore the problems with Ragnarok, and the problematic nature of pretty much everything in the world ! Please rate, review, and subscribe to our podcast a...

Episode 88 – The Empire Did Nothing Wrong 22.11.2017

Join us in the internet’s new most popular pass-time: trying desperately not to think about the fact that most of the people on here are secretly Nazis ! This time we struggle to ignore the blatantly problematic The Empire Did Nothing Wrong . Aside from talking about Star Wars much less than we normally do, we get into the DC universe and terrible superhero names, Moxie , and how much we lov...

Episode 87 – Dad Jokes 15.11.2017

Oh no, i just heard the news that your pod broke. Sounds like you may be in the market for a pod cast! And in this podcast we talk about Dad Jokes . We discuss rebellion , sandwiches , and schadenfreude . Please rate, review, and subscribe to our podcast and follow us on Twitter @SeeingReddit or e-mail us at SeeingReddit@gmail.com ! Tell your friends if you enjoy the show – we’re always happy to o...

Episode 86 – James Bond 08.11.2017

We don’t expect you to listen to this episode, James Bond , we expect you to die! This week we’ve got a license to kill, but we’ll only live twice while we discuss Moonraking in Super Mario Odyssey, realize that Jeff’s similarities to Donald Duck are For Your Eyes Only, and send the James Bond franchise owners some suggestions for the future From Russia With Love. Goldfinge...

Episode 85 – Knife Club 25.10.2017

This week, in addition to being our usual crabby, we also get a little stabby with Knife Club . We talk about SNL character mash-ups, the Andy Kaufman of fart jokes , and the loss of innocence, and all before we even start the episode! Deliveries are delayed, memes are generated, sit-coms expire, and we rank the sadness of internet communities. Please rate, review, and subscribe to our podcast and...

Episode 84 – Metal Me IRL 19.10.2017

Join us on our journey into the darkness as we get grimy with Metal Me IRL . We talk about the lust for deals , horror holidays, and all agree how great Over the Garden Wall is. We also know nothing about metal but have vaguely dismissive feelings about that scene, so sorry if we offended you – feel free to join up with the Libertarians and snake-owners in the line of people who wish they co...

Episode 83 – Ask Ouija 11.10.2017

The spooks just keep coming as we approach Halloween with the supernaturally funny Ask Ouija ! We talk about Eminem and Kid Rock ‘s sitcom, Facebook villains , and Steven King’s autobiographical oeuvre, before obsessing over Jumanji. Please rate, review, and subscribe to our podcast and follow us on Twitter @SeeingReddit or e-mail us at SeeingReddit@gmail.com! Tell your friends if you...

Episode 82 – Tim and Eric 04.10.2017

This week gets pretty absurd as we discuss with very little expertise the fandom of Tim and Eric. We talk about Australian golf, Jeff ‘s hoarding of rare electronics, and we go HAM on our listeners. Things get really random when we get into caramel apple shots, bros pretending to be nerds, and Louisa makes a Terrific Joke™. Please rate, review, and subscribe to our podcast and follow us on T...

Episode 81 – Freemasonry 26.09.2017

Don’t tell anyone about this super-secret episode where we talk about Freemasonry . We talk about denim DIY , Bon Jovi, and the secretest of Santas. Spicy noodles , branding opportunities, and secrets abound in this very weird episode! Please rate, review, and subscribe to our podcast and follow us on Twitter @ SeeingReddit or e-mail us at SeeingReddit@gmail.com ! Tell your friends if you en...

Episode 80 – They Did The Monster Math 20.09.2017

Check in with your old pals the Seeing Red(dit) gang as we keep it spooky this week and talk about They Did the Monster Math . We talk about dad jokes , compare the relative advantages of vampires and zombies , and talk for way too long about The Flash fucking everyone on Earth and how bad your life would be with a 16-foot dick . Please rate, review, and subscribe to our podcast and follow us on T...

Episode 79 – Five Nights at Freddy’s 13.09.2017

Kicking off the season of spookiness with a jump scare, this week we discuss Five Nights at Freddy’s ! We chat about job fairs, convoluted plots, and the Windfish . We delve into hot topics like Destiny 2 , password management, and non-textual storytelling . Please rate, review, and subscribe to our podcast and follow us on Twitter @SeeingReddit or e-mail us at  SeeingReddit@gmail.com ! Tell...

Episode 78 – Campfire Cooking 29.08.2017

This week, we talk about the delicious hobby of Campfire Cooking . Other topics include: Taylor Swift’s bad new song , the dangers of online costume shopping, and Spanish-language Twitter creepypasta . Please rate, review, and subscribe to our podcast and follow us on Twitter @SeeingReddit or e-mail us at SeeingReddit@gmail.com ! Tell your friends if you enjoy the show – we’re always happy t...

Episode 77 – No Context 22.08.2017

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Episode 76 – BackYard Chickens 15.08.2017

This weeks episode is pretty rural as we discuss BackYard Chickens ! We explore the origins of rap, accuse Donald Duck of sex crimes, and delve into why all video games ever made are bad . Join us as we have a breakdown over the grossness of guts heat , laugh at our own jokes, and look down on all of history’s idiots . Please rate, review, and subscribe to our podcast and follow us on Twitte...

Episode 75 – Replications 08.08.2017

Get ready to get trippy with this week as we explore Replications ! We dig up old memes, learn about thick wives , and plan ahead for globetrotting. We realize that theme parks should be enjoyed only while supervising junkies , realize our Universal Monsters love doesn’t extend to King Kong, and *prove scientifically* that Brendan Fraser is a time travelling genius. Please rate, review, and...

Episode 74 – Bad Economics 01.08.2017

The subreddit in this episode,  Bad Economics , is actually pretty good!  Louisa almost made us talk about dip , Matt had some Vampire Opinions™, and Jeff is stoked for emojis. Please rate, review, and subscribe to our podcast and follow us on Twitter @SeeingReddit or e-mail us at SeeingReddit@gmail.com ! Tell your friends if you enjoy the show – we’re always happy to offend new listeners! Our the...

Episode 73 – Castles 25.07.2017

This week, we’re the kings of our Castles . Louisa isn’t sure these are all actually castles,  Jeff  plans to visit a few, and Matt needs shoes. Please rate, review, and subscribe to our podcast and follow us on Twitter @SeeingReddit or e-mail us at SeeingReddit@gmail.com ! Tell your friends if you enjoy the show – we’re always happy to offend new listeners! Our theme song is “Reddit”...

Episode 72 – Freebies 18.07.2017

This episode is on the house, so you can listen to us talk about Freebies gratis. We argue that all music is bad, try to accept that lies are the truth now, and reveal the secrets of Oreos. We get really horny about Goofy movie, gifts from God , and Surge bucket hats. Please rate, review, and subscribe to our podcast and follow us on Twitter @SeeingReddit or e-mail us at SeeingReddit@gmail.com ! T...

Episode 71 – Saints 12.07.2017

We’re blessed this week to be bringing you Saints – unfortunately the sports team, not the semi-divine Catholic icons. We get deep into the mythology of the Mario universe, encourage wasting of food, and feel bad for teen moms . If you have ever thought that Waluigi might be Jesus, that celery is a magic ingredient, or that Superman probably fucked Doomsday , this is the episode for yo...

Episode 70 – Snakes 04.07.2017

​Watch out for this episode – it’s all about Snakes ! We talk about our menstrual cycles, factual inaccuracies in action movies, and start our own religion. We pitch our script for the next Wolverine movie, determine the worst part of being a man , and convince ourselves that snake owners are legitimate sociopaths . Please rate, review, and subscribe to our podcast and follow us on Twi...

Episode 69 – Fasting 27.06.2017

In this very nice episode, we completely fail to make innuendos while talking about Fasting . We talk about artificial butter flavor , hidden animal dicks, and buying Jeff video games . We dive deep into Mad Max, Bizarro Clark Kent , and Breatharian mystics and come to the conclusion that we hate all internet communities, which is a shame given the premise of our show. Please rate, review, and sub...

Episode 68 – News Bloopers 20.06.2017

Wacky antics abound this week on Seeing Red(dit) as we discuss News Bloopers . We delve into E3 revelations and our feelings about characters in video games (they are bad) and stories in video games (they are good?) before settling into a truly pointless discussion of our collective hatred of the movie Looper. We talk about why old people are so confused by young people , attempt to explain the re...

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