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Tony and Johanna review King Kong from 1976. In this Podcast / Movie Review of King Kong they will go over all the creepiest things in the film. Stuff like Kong constantly trying to undress a woman, sexy hypnotizing dance moves, and the worst animatronic in film history. When a research ship is sent to explore an island thought to be rich in oil, paleontologist Jack Prescott (Jeff Bridges) sneaks...

Tony and Trisha review The Exorcist 3. Not that Exorcist 3 the other one. In this Podcast / Movie Review of Return of the Exorcist (or Naked Exorcism) they will relive some of the bizzare moments in the film like the awful dubbing, the weird dancing devil lady, and the countless naked party scenes that are sprinkled throughout the film. This movie starts with the teenager Peter (Jean-Claude Verne)...

Tony and Trisha review Cruel Jaws and talk about why its the worst and most Italian of the Jaws movies. In this Podcast / Movie Review of what is often called Jaws 5 in some countries they will point out the awful day for night shots, an aquarium owner who looks like Hulk Hogan, and a shark that is mostly footage lifted from other Jaws rip offs. A great white shark bred by the Navy as a killing ma...

Tony and Joe review Frankenstein Unbound and talk about why it is insane. In this Podcast / Movie Review of Frankenstein Unbound they explore how crazy this Roger Croman film is. Get ready for stitched up eyes, a time traveling scientist with a grey car, and the universe literally being ripped apart. The ultimate weapon, which was meant to be safe for humankind, produces global side-effects, inclu...

Tony and Newt are hear to talk about the first 3 Friday The 13th Films! In this Podcast / Movie Review they will look back Friday the 13th, Friday the 13th part 2, and Friday the 13th Part 3-D. Friday the 13th is an American horror franchise that comprises twelve slasher films, a television series, novels, comic books, video games, and tie‑in merchandise. The franchise mainly focuses on the fictio...

Tony and Asta review Lara Croft Tomb Raider and talk about how it might be underrated. In this Podcast / Movie Review of Tomb Raider they will look at how well the action scene were executed, how true to the character Angelina Jolie was, and if it captured the look and feel of the games. Based on the popular video game series, Tomb Raider features the adventures of Lara Croft (Angelina Jolie) an a...

Tony, Mike, and Brian review Scooby doo from 2002 and try to figure out if its good. In this Podcast / Movie Review of Scooby-Doo they will take a look at how well of a job the cast does, how the effects hold up today, and if it followed the source material well enough. The Mystery Inc. gang have gone their separate ways and have been apart for two years, until they each receive an invitation to S...

Tony and Johanna review Ghost Ship and talk about how much of a wreck it is. In this Podcast / Movie Review of Ghost Ship they'll point out some the dumbest things in the movie like evil Italian ladies, Inconsistent ghost rules, and a last minute twist that is dumb as hell. In a remote region of the Bering Sea, a boat salvage crew discovers the eerie remains of a grand passenger liner thought lost...

Tony and Newt review The Devil's Advocate and talk about how it lacks any subtlety. In this Podcast / Movie Review of Devil's Advocate they will go through some of the weird stuff the movie has to offer. From digital demon faces to voodoo goat tongues. Don't forget the chicken that plays tic tac toe! Kevin Lomax (Keanu Reeves) is a hotshot southern lawyer who knows how to play the game. He gets th...

Tony and Newt review End of Days and talk about why its trash. In this Podcast / Movie Review of End of Days they will talk about Arnolds being a total miscast, the devils inconsistent powers, and the dumbest 666 and 1999 connection ever. On December 28th, 1999, the citizens of New York City are getting ready for the turn of the millennium. However, the Devil (Gabriel Bryne) decides to crash the p...

Tony, Newt, and Crystal review Addams Family Values and talk about why it is so great. In this Podcast / Movie Review of the Addams Family sequel they will go into why its such a good continuation of the first. The gags are better, the jokes are funnier, and the family is kookier. T he members of the odd Addams Family are up to more macabre antics in this sequel. This time around, Gomez Addams (Ra...

Tony and Newt Review The Addams Family and talk about why it is so Hilarious. In this Podcast / Movie Review of The Addams Family they will go into its origins, how great the cast is, and funny the jokes and gags are. When a man claiming to be Fester (Christopher Lloyd) , Gomez Addams' (Raul Julia) missing brother, arrives at the Addams' home, the family is thrilled. But Morticia (Angelica Huston)...

After working on the Mission: Impossible 64 episode for the Angry Video Game Nerd I decided to invite my friend Clay on the show to talk about the first movie. Find out why we think Mission: Impossible is the perfect reboot in this Podcast/Movie review. We go over how great the cast was, how tense the stunts worse, and how it treated its source material. Based on the hit television series. Jim Phe...

Tony and Ryan review the Roland Emmerich classic that launched a franchise, Stargate. Find out if th movie is as bad as people say or if its a underrated gem in this Podcast / Movie Review. We take a look at the story, the actors, and the production design. Egyptologist Daniel Jackson (James Spader) is brought to an underground military base where he decodes the symbols on Egyptian cover stones as...

Tony and Newt review Wes Craven Presents Wishmaster. One of the most underrated Horror movies of the late 90s. Find out why Wishmaster should have been the next big movie boogeyman in this Podcast / Movie Review. Enjoy some crazy effects, insane wishes, and a bunch of horror cameos. The Djinn (Andrew Divoff) is a mischievous monster who can fulfill any wishes but in a horrible way He was captured...