Hack The Movies

It's St. Patrick's Day once again so of course we're reviewing a Leprechaun film! This time it's Leprechaun Back 2 Tha Hood. I brought on comedian Manny Muskets since he has a lot of knowledge about Irish people since he was next door neighbors to them when he was living in Foggy London Town.

Rocky is a beloved classic that spawned a huge franchise. It's also required viewing if you are an Italian who lives in Philadelphia. I got together with Frank and for the first time in over a year his sister, Trisha, returns! See what we have to say about this timeless underdog story.

Years ago I showed my friend, Lauren, The Human Centipede. When she asked to be on the show we knew there was only one movie to do. Join us as we revisit this controverial classic. Does it still hold up and is it as gross as you remember it? Find out!

Cecil returns to the show to go through the ENTIRE Paranormal Activity franchise. Including one you probably didn't know about! There is some good and bad but the real question is what is the WORST?

Join the crew as we talk about some new movies and shows from this month! Lisa Frankenstein Mr. and Mrs. Smith Miller’s Girl Here for Blood Suitable Flesh Madame Web

Today we are looking a the Kevin Costner classic, Waterworld! One of the most famous expensive flops of all time. Kevin and Ryan join me to figure out where this movie went wrong. We even watched the extended "Ulysses cut" to see if it makes the movie any better.

It's time to talk about Soul Man. The 80's comedy about a guy who turns himself "black" to get a scholarship to Harvard Law. It has some stars like Leslie Neilson, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, and James Earl Jones. Joining me is local Philly comedian, Manny Musket. He got lost on his way to Kill Tony apparently.

It's Valentine's Day again and Casey has joined me to once again talk about a Valentine slasher! This is the 3D remake of My Bloody Valentine. Is it better than the original or does the 3D gimmick hold it back? Watch and find out!

We finally made it to Lord of The Rings The Return of The King just in time for it's 20th-ish anniversary! We lost Johanna along the way but I am back with Joe to talk about the last installment in of the best film trilogies of all time! Join us as we talk about this classic by Peter Jackson.

Join the crew as we talk about the newest releases from this month! Amazon Prime Saltburn Zorro Netflix Lift Theater Beekeeper Night swim Mean girls

Kevin from Pegwarmers joins me to talk about the first X-Men sequel. Bryan Singer's X2 is considered to be the best X-men movie even to this day. From Nightcrawlers white house attack to Wolverine's one on one fight with Lady Death Strike. It has it all! Find out what makes this movie exceptional in this episode.

Here is a compilation of my reviews for the Blumhouse Halloween trilogy directed by David Gordon Green. Listen to what we have to say about Halloween, Halloween Kills, and Halloween Ends. Halloween 2018 00:00 Halloween Kills 16:18 Halloween ends 1:57:40

Tony and Ian take a look at the WORST movie ever made! Do we feel the same way? There's a lot to like in this one that's for sure. It also lead to a fun documentary. Join us as we go through this Troll sequel that isn't really a Troll sequel and lets find out how bad it is!

Here is a compilation of all the Blade reviews I did with Royce from Daywave and Joy Of Pesi. We talked about how Blade changed the character from the comics and totally reinvented him. We discussed how Blade 2 might be even better than the first/ finally, we dived into the botched third entry which failed to start a spin off. 00:00 Blade 1:36:20 Blade 2 3:06:35 Blade Trinity

Jamie Lee Curtis starred in 1998's Virus and for years has been telling people it's the worst movie. I brought in Casey the final girl and Captain Boomies to check out the movie and decide if it really is her worst!

Here is a compilation of review for Batman Movies featuring Michael Keaton. You can listen to what Frank, Crystal, and I thought of the two Tim Burton Batman movies and The Flash in one sitting! Don't forget to check out our commentary tracks for each movie too! Batman: 00:00 Batman Returns: 01:44:29 The Flash: 03:15:44

There have been a few remakes of Wes Craven's films over the years. Some better than others. Hill Have Eyes is considered to be the best of them. The question in today's episode is "Is it better than the original?" Crystal and Cayley join me to answer this.

NOTE: This is NOT a new episode! Here is a compilation of all the Blair Witch Project reviews I have done. Trisha, Joe, Frank, and Cecil were great co-hosts for these reviews and had a lot to say. I will probably do more compilation videos like this in the future.

New year, new Dracula! Joey C helps me ring in 2024 by revisiting this blast from the past. Wes Craven Presents Dracula 2000! Featuring a young Gerard Butler living it up in the modern day New Orleans. Along the way he gets himself Jeri Ryan, Jennifer Esposito, and Vitamin C as brides! Will Van Helsing and his crew stop him before he unleashes his evil at the Virgin Record store? Watch and find ou...

Join the Hack The Movies live crew as we talk about some December releases as well as movies I missed during the whole year.

Merry Christmas! We did a lot of Tim Burton movies this year so I thought it was appropriate to do one of his best movies. It also ends on Christmas so it makes total sense that this is our Christmas episode! See what Crystal, Cayley, and I think of this classic! Listen to our Batman Returns and Corpse Bride commentary tracks on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/early-episode-is-94947691 http...

NOTE: This is not a new episode! Here is a compilation of our reviews of stand-alone King Kong remakes. King Kong '76 00:00 King Kong Lives 47:09 Peter Jackson's King Kong 1:40:26

The Patrons voted and we delivered. We watched all 6 Home Alone movies and asked ourselves the big question. What is the WORST Home Alone movie? Join Jess, Prison Mike, and myself as we try to answer this question.

What's this? Space Cat has taken over the show and she brought on 2 stray dog friends! There's only one movie that a cat and 2 dogs would want to talk about and that's Homeward Bound The Incredible Journey! Lots of people love this 90's remake of a film no one has actually seen. Do animals love this movie? Watch and find out!

Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas came out 30 years ago and is now considered a holiday classic. Was it always as loved as it is now? Do some people love it too much? Is this a legit good movie or just Hot topic merchandise machine. Let Tony, Casey, and Johanna let you know!