Gym Was Cancelled: A Buffy Podcast

GUEST EPSIODE ALERT! For this episode, Stasch and Jess are joined by Katie! Buffy is a real Bitka. Willow and Xander have some uncomfortable scenes that Jess pretends didn't happen. Cordelia is a true friend and has clearly grown. We want to hear more about Ms. Calendar going to burning man. Giles probably does too, but he really believes in these kids. Angel is officially in the credits and has a...

SURPRISE!!! In this BONUS episode, Stasch and Jess talk all things Season One. They rank all 12 episodes from least favorite to most favorite and throw out their favorite lines from each. The Poll Results are IN! Find out what we think and what our listeners think about all the characters. Shoutout to Angel's social skills and all the other fun comments we received. Jess Apologizes for forgetting...

GUEST APPEARANCE ALERT! In this episode, Stasch and Jess are joined by Dean! The podcast was almost taken over by Star Wars... but not quite! Giles was not on point this episode, and kind of sithy. Xander doesn't take rejection well, but who does. The friend zone decidedly exists. Willow convinced Buffy to die. RIP Kevin; Cordelia's one true love. Welcome back Ms. Techno-Pagan! We missed you! Was...

CORDELIA ALERT! In this episode, everyone is afraid of an invisible girl... except the FBI. Have A Nice Summer means we're not friends. Mitch is gross, and so is Harmony. Cordelia has some hidden depth and Buffy feels reminiscent about her popular days. Everything is relatable. Giles should stay out of the cafeteria. Xander's family doesn't even have a stove. Snyder doesn't like the word 'sue'. Th...

FEAR!! In this episode, Stasch and Jess discuss all the things that fill Buffy and and her friends with terror. There's a little boy named Billy with an intense past. Buffy actually goes to class! And we finally meet her dad. Eventually. Buffy becomes a vampire and the Master is free. Cordelia is afraid of being... ugly? Buffy's Mom is the real MVP. There's some deep moments, some heroics, and the...

GUEST APPEARANCE ALERT! In this Episode, Stasch and Jess are joined by Rayne! Stasch still doesn't know what anointed means and he misses Bob-o. Rayne loves Giles smirking. If you hear something in a locker room where you're alone, and nobody answers when you call out 'who's there'.... just leave. Buffy is doing great. Buffy has a new history teacher, and why was Sid in class? Good teachers are th...

CYBER DANGER! In this episode, Stasch and Jess discuss Willow's seemingly first encounter with the dangers of the internet, and Giles' seemingly first encounter with a woman. There is so much tension! There is some comparison to how the internet has changed, and some surprises on how advanced technology was in '97. RIP Dave, but not Fritz. Robot demons are cool.  What's up with the dude in Be...

ANGEL ALERT! In this episode, Buffy is attacked by the three, and Angel helps her out. There's a Peter Parker moment between the Master and the Anointed one. Gasp! Angel is a vampire. But Stasch is not surprised. Darla propositions Angel while Cordelia wears an ugly ass dress. Jess and Willow are super here for Bangel, Stasch, Giles and Xander... not so much. All characters not presumed dead from...

ZOO DAY! Xander and some jerk kids get possessed by hyenas. Willow's got the hots for Xander and Stasch is not here for that. Angel is old and Jess is a hypocrite but she owns it. Stasch appreciates the dodge ball scene. RIP Herbert. Detective Buffy to the rescue. Things get super dark. Stasch loves Willow. There's a random family. Red Pandas are basically raccoons. Cordelia is a no show. RIP Bob-...

GUEST APPEARANCE ALERT! In this epsiode, Jess and Stasch are joined by their first guest.. Chelsea! There's some immediate Owen animosity... some Owenimosity. Theres no love for Cafeteria food. The five just haven't died yet. Xander slut shames Buffy who is bored on her date but Angel is jealous (And Jess likes his face). Willow and Xander are the real MVPs. Giles chills with dead people and doesn...

Teacher Appreciation Week!  In this epsiode, Stasch and Jess talk about Season 1 epsiode 4 "Teacher's Pet". They talk pretty heavily on the puffed up teenage boy trope. Stasch coins the perfect name: Vampirine.  Jess hates bugs and older women who prey on younger boys (also gender swapped versions). Ms. French is secretly adorable. Giles is excited that bad things are happening. Willow s...

Witchcraft, Parenting Challenges and Cheerleaders... oh my! In this episode, Stasch and Jess talk about Season 1 Episode 3 "The Witch". Cordelia epitomizes shallow stereotypes and Xander learns what a first alternate is. How crazy was that body swap?! Also they talk about sports... to the best of their ability... and how words can hurt people. More 90s talk and some elaboration on character develo...

Episode 1. Where Stasch and Jess discuss... Episodes 1 and 2!? (gasp). They also cover all the characters they've met so far, analyze the real life moments, and talk about the 90s. Were there drug references? We're not sure. Stasch makes some predictions (including that Buffy might... slay some vampires...) and Jess notices some super minor inconsequential details that she has to bring up. There's...

Meet Stasch and Jess! Just a couple of nerdy adults, who both have no idea what they're doing. They both may be new to podcasting but Jess is NOT new to talking about Buffy the Vampire Slayer in great analytical detail and Stasch is always down for a good discussion of any kind. 'But wait,' you may be thinking, 'I've never seen a single episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer!' Guess what? Neither has...