Guys We F****d

Yeah, ok America, today is not gonna be the best day, but thank god it's also #GuysWeFucked day! On today's ep, co-hosts Corinne Fisher and Krystyna Hutchinson sit down with comedy personality/podcaster/DJ/@notes2myselfie creator JILLY HENDRIX to chat about her first time (the lawn), sluts v. prudes, being a female DJ, living a more Jewish life, The Notebook, body image, models, and havin' big 'ol...

After Corinne describes a visit from a ghost of dating past, the girls sit down with 68-year-old author, performer, advocate, and gender outlaw KATE BORNSTEIN to talk about what it was like to get gender confirmation surgery in the 80s, how you turn a penis into a vagina, sex for a trans person, advice for young people going through similar struggles, 101 alternatives to suicide, and a whole bunch...

HAPPY NEW YEAR, #FUCKERS! Krystyna found some zen, Corinne found a sport she's actually good at, and, if you're a female comedian, you'll find out open mics feature a lot of men making rape jokes. On today's episode of #GuysWeFucked, comedian/producer/writer CALISE HAWKINS sits down with the gals of Sorry About Last Night to overshare -- her specialty! From her days as a Pound Puppy toting bully's...

A serious plea from Krystyna. A letter from a woman who would've been a house slave. This episode is a funny sandwich on some heavy bread. Today, Corinne & Krystyna welcome comedian and podcaster, MARA MAREK. Mara's probably done a lot more than you. She's probably been married more than you, she's probably been divorced more than you, she's probably done more drugs than you, drank more alcoho...

You're either a woman or a man, right? Well, no. On this week's episode, Corinne & Krystyna finally sit down and talk with a person who identifies as non-binary. Their name is SAM ESCOBAR, they're a Senior Editor at Bustle, and they're pretty fucking cool. From the pronouns to the Internet comments to the dating to the fact that non-binary is NOT trans, the three sluts cover it all. Yes, non-b...

THREE. FUCKING. YEARS. Who the fuck could have predicted this fucking shit? THANK YOU! On today's super special anniversary episode of #GuysWeFucked, Krystyna is bringing sexy back (byebyebye, birth control & very sorry for those two Justin Timberlake references right in a row) and Corinne is physically allergic to intimacy! AND THEN, we bring back one of the show's most popular guests of all-...

Have you ever gotten high before taking an airplane? Nah, we mean like reeeeeeally, really high. Like the kind of high where the stewardess has to say something. Krystyna did that. And today, she tells the tale. On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, Corinne & Krystyna interview comedian RICH VOS about his old dick (it still works, you animals), the best room in which to fuck one's wife, cum...

Drunk in a hotel room in Cleveland, Ohio, co-hosts Corinne & Krystyna bring you the most magical ad-reads of all-time (like, seriously, they should win some sort of award) followed by a balls-to-the-wall live episode of #GUYSWEFUCKED where the guest is...#fuckers just like you! Hang tight as C&K bring to the stage listeners to talk about their hesitance to do anal, awful sexting (YO YO MAR...

Today's guest, fierce-as-fuck feminist comedian MOLLY AUSTIN, teaches co-hosts Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson that Atlanta International Airport is the largest sex trafficking hub in the USA, explains how being on bedrest forces you to face yourself in a way you probably haven't before, why there are better things to be than pretty, why D.A.R.E. worked her last nerve, and explains how sh...

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You're cheating on your boyfriend with a married man. The guy you used to date raped you in an ambulance and then was sent to console a rape victim. You know, you had a bad day. On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, Corinne & Krystyna sit down with actor ROMANY MALCO, son of a West Indian man with some unique advice about how to treat a pussy. The three fans of sex get into a fascinating co...

On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, co-hosts Corinne & Krystyna learn from their guest -- lawyer and domestic abuse survivor, ASHLEY -- that sometimes you don't choose your career, your career chooses you. Ashley's story is so thrilling and hard to believe that it feels like a movie -- the only trouble is she actually had to live through these events. Denial, restraining orders, stranglin...

PHILLY AREA HILLARY-LOVING #FUCKERS!! If you wanna help out fellow #fucker SHONA KARP in supporting Hillary Clinton, sign up to volunteer via this link: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1AtmP9AitflD5Npd1rWPq-4MEf1VaOp_Jwi4W5NM_-So/viewform?edit_requested=true Corinne doesn’t like to 69. Krystyna doesn't like to 69. Why do both of their boyfriends like to 69? On this week’s episode of #GuysWeFucked,...

James may be voting for Trump, but this week he did the nicest thing any boyfriend has ever done for Corinne, meanwhile Krystyna and Stephen took a sex class because, hey, you can never know too much. On this week's episode of Guys We Fucked, Corinne and Krystyna sit down with ex Islam extremist, MUBIN SHAIKH, to talk about sexuality in the Quran, multiple wives, Osama Bin Laden, life in Syria, su...

This week's guest has been very open about his depression, but less open about his past as the playboy of comedy -- don't worry, we get him to talk alllllll about that! On today's episode of Guys We Fucked, Corinne & Krystyna sit down with one of NYC's favorite comedians -- CHRIS GETHARD -- to talk about coming to terms with the fact that a fan might kill him, having a crush for 10 years, doin...

This week on #GuysWeFucked, Corinne and Krystyna are coming to you from the Royal Theater in Toronto! Recorded in front of a live audience at the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival, this episode features comedian DANA GOULD who talks divorce, daughters, hair down there, sex dungeons, and getting crabs before he even got laid. PLUS: Advice for a transvestite, a husband whose pregnant wife isn't DTF, a...

On this week's episode of Guys We Fucked we're talking all about PLASTIC SURGERY! So many people have very passionate opinions about aesthetic enhancement, but what do they actually know about it? Corinne & Krystyna sit down with two fellow female comics -- SYDNEE WASHINGTON & MADISON MALLOY -- who have breast implants to get the truth about plastic surgery from the first doctor's visit to...

OH MY FUCKING FUCK IT'S #GUYSWEFUCKED DAY!! Start twisting your nips and feel that tingle down under because we are about to give you three great pieces of news!! You'll have to listen to find out what those are, but you should listen anyway because you'll learn imp. stuff like why it's ok to "just" want to be a housewife and how to handle inappropriate texts from a prospective employer. On this w...

HEEEEEY! Welcome to another episode of #GuysWeFucked! On this week's edition, Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson sit down with comedian and Inside Amy Schumer writer MIKE LAWRENCE to talk about dating someone for a ruhl long time without fucking them, jerking off to Marvel characters, how to eat someone out through her jeans, getting the fuck out of Florida, proposing in front of the fam, bu...

On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, Corinne & Krystyna host a podcast fave - THE GAY PANEL - featuring MIKE FROGGATT and JIM KU, two friends and members of The Flying Goats, a biking team that raises money every year for the Housing Works Braking AIDS ride. The foursome talks about Playboy's lack of cock, masturbation, telling your mom you're gay when you're hungover, having a partner who...

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OHHHHHHHHH HIIIIIII Well, it's been another joyous week being a woman and Corinne & Krystyna cannot wait to celebrate with some fun #fucker E-mails about eating men's asses (literally) and having condomless sex forced upon you by your Airbnb host (AKA rape). On this week's episode of Guys We Fucked: The Anti Slut-Shaming podcast, the gals of Sorry About Last Night sit down with Caribbean-born...

TODAY'S EPISODE WAS RECORDED LIVE IN FRONT OF A #FUCKER AUDIENCE AT THE JUST FOR LAUGHS FESTIVAL IN MONTREAL, CANADA! Corinne returns from Colorado to her mouse-infested NYC apartment, Krystyna's new workout regime is making her horny AF, and some listeners give their new play a very special title. On this week's episode of Guys We Fucked, the gals of Sorry About Last Night sit down with seasoned...

TODAY'S EPISODE WAS RECORDED LIVE IN FRONT OF A #FUCKER AUDIENCE AT THE JUST FOR LAUGHS FESTIVAL IN MONTREAL, CANADA! There are a lot of things we COULD say about today's episode. There a lot of things we maybe SHOULD say about today's episode. But, trust us, you really just need to LISTEN to today's episode featuring comic MS. PAT. Healthcare for your pussy talk? CHECK! Dick is delicious talk? CH...

Pop the corn and fizz the soda because the show is about to begin! On this week's episode of Guys We Fucked, Corinne and Krystyna sit down with comedian JC Best and shit gets heated. JC walks us through his life growing up in the church where interracial dating wasn't allowed, his homosexual act outs, and the conversion therapy he signed up for to try and stop them. Sure, JC is cool with spending...