Gutting the Sacred Cow

Yep, you read that right. It's time again for the old switcharoo as @KevinGootee takes the guest chair for this holiday season. He bullseyes one of the most beloved Christmas movies of all time, A Christmas Story. Yep, no mercy for Ralphie as KG has 7 oil drums of vitriol in store for this film. And returning as guest host is a GTSC favorite, @BillSchultz from @morninbillandjo on @compoundmedi...

Fan favorite @LandauDave from The Anthony Cumia Show on Compound Media returns! Dave hates Good Will Hunting like Will's friends hate SMAHT kids. Does he convince @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ that this film is worse a pony tailed douchebag quoting early economics to women at bars? Or is his argument worse than the southie Boston accent? And now, some AMAZING news. Last week, we hit the #32...

Well, here we go with our second Nolan Batman film on the target range. James from @the1stbat podcast and also from merry old England hops aboard to attack the animal that caused a worldwide pandemic. The Dark Knight Rises is the most profitable in the trilogy yet James feels it's the worst of the bunch. But will @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ listen to one of their favorite trilogies be sla...

First things first: Some people have it out for Quentin Tarantino as this is the third film of his on this podcast. @AmandaScherker from @wisecrack and Hinge (she said she's looking for a husband) thinks the Brad Pitt led squadron of Nazi hunters is just plain stupid. But can @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ will give her argument a bingo? Or are they going to bash in her argument and then sca...

Next up in this podcast's crosshairs: a comedy that started off that inspired a TON of bad impressions as well as "GOSH" and "DANGS." That's right, Napoleon Dynamite has been selected by Zac Amico (@Zacisnotfunny from Real Ass Podcast, Zac's Midnight Spook Show) despises the story of a nerd and his buddy running for class president. Can Zac persuade @KevinGootee and @Ke...

Dear nerds, here is your trigger warning. Joey from @SoWizardpodcast joins @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ has decided to go steal Harry Potter's wand and shove it into Ron Weasley's ginger skull. That's right, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone is the choice for this week's episode. Can Joey convince us that little cutie patootie wizard should be flushed from our memory ba...

For anyone who grew up or who was in their 20's in the late 90's, you undoubtedly saw Starship Troopers. It's a cult classic but a classic turd in the punchbowl for Al Mega (@comicrusaders). He doesn't like the bugs, Casper Van Dien, and feels the book was done a major disservice. But can this argument make late 1990's Denise Richards's #1 fan, @KevinGootee, join the Mobile...

The turning point of the podcast is when @BehindtheRant came on to throw the Goonies into the guillotine. So we brought him back and he picked a woman that's going to trigger women aged 30-75...Dirty Dancing. That's right, David the Producer didn't have the time of his life with this film. But until this podcast, @KevinGootee never saw Dirty Dancing. @KevinIsrael_NJ thoroughly enjoyed...

We seem to be on a real superheroes theme kick as @uptotask couldn't wait to join @GTSCpodcast to try and obliterate one of the early films (X-Men was not the first, Blade was) to kickstart the superhero genre. @KevinIsrael_NJ is an insane Wolverine fan; did he think the entrance matched the hype? And did @KevinGootee think this film was worse than Anna Paquin's "southern" accent?...

Utah, get me 2...dudes who think they're going to tear down one of the most iconic 90's films ever. James and Rob from @ststcast think Keanu Reeves is an awful actor and this film is 100% pure nonsense. Action, adventure, these 2 crave not this film. But the real question is do @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ feel that this film is as good as 2 meatball subs at 10:30 in the morning? First...

This episode is guarantee to rankle a lot of our friends. Dave Williams from @Barstoolsports hates Will Ferrell and flat out DESPISED Step Brothers. Do Boats and Hoes make @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ give a big ol' ear to ear grin? Or does this film make K and K wish the Catalina Wine Mixer got a bomb dropped on it bigger than Holmes and Watson? Please give us a follow on twitter, FB, Tum...

The Transformers were the CENTER of @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ universe in the 80's as the greatest cartoon next to Looney Tunes. Fast forward to 2007 when Michael Bay decided to completely ignore the most of the source material and make Megatron a plane instead of a gun. The real question is there enough good stuff in her to match the nostalgia? @AlmightyRay from @whowouldwin podcast ce...

The film that Gen Y loves as well as launched an NHL franchise and well as 2 sequels. The Mighty Ducks gave dumb kids all across the world that it was a good idea to quack at people. It also made people think the flying V is a legit formation in hockey. Oh yeah, it also showed Emilio Estevez driving a limo onto a pond and thinking it wasn't that big of a deal. @RealJDDuran from @insessionfilm...

Do we have a treat for you! Geno Bisconte (In Hot Water on Compound Media and Comics Watching Comics on Amazon video) joins the boys as he HATES Uncut Gems with a passion. Why? One reason is that the bets Sandler puts in...DOESN'T HAPPEN in real life. Can Geno convince KG and KI that this film makes Don't Mess with the Zohan look like Caddyshack? Please give us a follow on twitter, FB, Tum...

It was only a matter of time before someone went after a Jim Carrey film so @KentGarrison @madaboutmovies went for the one that started it all off, Ace Ventura. Kent feels this was funny as a kid but as an adult, finds Jim Carrey more annoying that Jim's paintings or people that constantly do Ace impressions. But do @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ say ALLLLLLLRIGHTY THEN to his argument or do...

No, that's not a typo. @KevinIsrael_NJ wanted to sit in the guest chair to take down the Shining so I asked GTSC podcast favorite @billschulz from @MorninwithBillandJo on @compoundmedia to sit in as co-host. Is KI able to persuade @KevinGootee that the Shining is as bad as taking an axe in the belly from Jack Nicholson? Or is his argument as sweet as the artwork in Scatman Crothers's house...

We're bringing back another fan favorite, Joanne Nosuchinsky from @MorningwithBillandJo on @compoundmedia. Joanna never found the whimsical, Silver Linings Playbook, entertaining and she's hellbent on making @KevinGootee watch awful movies. Can she can convince him and @KevinIsrael_NJ that a nervous breakdown is better than this film? We now have a brand NEW advertiser so PLEASE support: M...

Interstellar was a highly acclaimed and revered film but not according to Alice Vaughn (@rationalblonde from @tgompodcast). Alice used to be a physicist and she dissects this movie with an expert eye and exploits a TON of plot worms, worm holes, and black holes. Can she persuade @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ that this film is worse than being a farmer in Idaho? Or do the boys think this film is...

We can all agree that Fight Club is a HUGE cult classic and the poster is/was a mainstay in guys' college dorm rooms. But Frank Fleming (@NJTank99 @barstoolsports) thinks that Brad Pitt and Edward Norton should swallow enough soap and drop a lit stick of dynamite down their throats. Where do you stand on this underground bareknuckled fisticuffs romp? And where do you think @KevinGootee and @Ke...

One of the most iconic high school films (and iconic nude scenes) is squarely in the sights of movie critic @BillMccuddy (PBS). @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ are shocked that Spicoli and company. But can Bill convince K&K that this film is worse than Judge Reinhold wearing his baseball jersey tucked into his jeans? Or is this film still truly as beautiful as a topless Phoebe Cates? We also...

WOW!! @MikePrinceinLA (writer for the Simpsons and F is for Family) was NOT a fan of Batman Returns which is our 2nd Batman movie (we're not counting Batman v Superman) that we've done on our podcast. @KevinGootee wastes no time sharing his affection for the Simpsons and Mike tells us a great story about writing for the Simpsons movie and having to drop that nugget when he went to see the...

Another first for the @GTSC podcast, our first duo appear on the show! Jake and Tom (@Drunkendork and @FeartheJake) share their sternly worded opinions about the 1986 mega blockbuster, Top Gun. They're not feeling Goose, Maverick, and certainly not Ice-MAN (gasp!) But does their argument... take your breath away? POW! That's how you shoehorn a reference in there! Or do they hit the ejector...

It's another nerd fan favorite up on the firing range! @Sean_Oconnell from @Cinemablend goes after the Peter Jackson epic, Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring. According the Sean, this film has TOO much setup and NOT enough going on. But does he properly set fire to the shire? Or do @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ sick the Orcs upon his argument? PLEASE continue to visit www.guttingthes...

Pretty much everyone hated Batman v Superman and Tia Fabi from Geek Vibes Nation is no exception (@TC_Stark and @GeekVibesNation). And there is plenty to attack: Ben Affleck as Batman breaking his "no guns" policy. Lex Luthor acting like a quirky nerd who is off his ADD meds. And of course, "Martha." But with all of the damning evidence, can Tia convince @KevinGootee and @KevinIsra...

What's your favorite scary movie? Not "Scream" for Juliette Miranda (Unwritable Rant Podcast and Bourbon Soaked podcast) as she thinks this film is insanely overrated and BAD. Her husband, @behindtherant, was able to successful gut Goonies in episode 24. Can this happy family go 2/2 in gutting cows? And can she convince @KevinGootee and @Kevinisrael_NJ that this film is worse than Neve...