Gutterballs

Brad has no credibility or reliability, a recommitment to a long ago project, an appropriate amount of circumspection, more Lightroom talk, stuff that gets away from you, Nighthawks and Streethawks, Knight Rider is a Lebowski-esque situation, why do you need this towel, atop the woman sat a man, and the history of emergency contraception. Links: A trusted source of tech info Street Hawk

Steve Allen is nothing if not prolific, first run syndication analysis, the local TV Star Trek arms race, un-Dude Data, the sitcom about little pink man with the blunt proboscis, Small Wonder couldn't eat in the first two seasons, steaming hot wash cloths at the Port Authority, bicycle music, and a tiny insect with flatulence. Links: Some of the oldest surviving color Tonight Show footage The Stev...

Authentic Canadian recipes, mushroom journeys, we talk sizzle pies, the French invasion, an erlenmayer flask of bubbling liquid, the like of shitty tomatoes, Willem Dafoe's culinary career, and the rationale for shoving a single Lego piece up your nose. LINK: The inspiring story behind Duke's mayonnaise

It's not like flapping the Polaroid, Ladybird teases out memory pixels, reflections on Brad's ignorance, The snobby connection to the overlapping coffee and film Venn diagram, regular laws and irregular mutton chop eyebrows, and the sun hides nothing while giving the side eye to an entire metropolis. LINKS: Dennis DeYoung On Tour Ladybird's look Cloacas in the news

Wristlet dogs, never go full 2/3rds, old timey new england catch phrases in fictional extra-terrestrial languages, different temporal segments of banned food coloring, Last resort of transcending the genre, edible gravel, the lack of Jaws 2, demi-Skars.

Adam has some problems, he's just not that into true, duration of a little mastaba shape on your nutmeat head, methods for subtracting people from future movies.

Au natural mannequins, the tribulations of being raised by a non corporeal life force, internal face-erasing clipboard, a pantyhose skin membrane, non-good human sounds, how hands were used in the 60s, that truth you like is going to come back in style, and Brad tells everybody to have a great time. LINKS: Zoom Quilt Yeoman Rand

Brad zeegles, an epic party of red jumpsuits, refreshment subtitling, a deepcut beer koozie (cozy? I mean, you know the guy?), Lebron James epic fakeout, Wayne Gretzky's many teams, fictional baseball teams, and banquet beers.

Brain simulations, the grand tradition of pewter baby cups that the man or woman gives you and makes you go insane if you drink out of it, Adam and Brad wonder about to what extent they are being served, and measuring the men rain on the Puber-Banser scale.

Biff ends up in deep water, the confusion relating the letter R, Penteconters, trying to get to the right solution, beggin' strips, welcoming oneself to Flavortown, copying and pasting past experiences as if they were present or future experiences, solving the mystery music, Parties in USA's, and Lip Sync Battle Cliffhangers.

A dispatch from Biff, an update on Brad's knee, wheat noodles, Siptember, more wintry mixes,the idea of friction, and Brad can't say what's been lost. LINKS: Gutterballs on Instagram Our Merch Has been Commended as being strongly Vaginal

Todd has freaked out and Biff has been sent to find him, spherical lasagna, chicken toes, Lego adjacent shout-out theories, and Todd and Biff the Sequel. Links: Citizen Brick Bowling Buddies

Johann Sebastian Bachmann Henry Turner Overdrive, The possibility of the rich man's Jeff Fahey, the perplexing multiple endings of Jaws 4 The Revenge, an orca out for revenge, and the regression progression since the 1970s. LINKS: The director of Jaws The Revenge (no colon) Wet T-shirt opening of "The Deep" Orca Fetus Scene

What's In a name? Some PTSHesitancy, an episode of Legal Challenges, the ill-advisements of dropping the nexus, the film-industrial complex, the 15 month JJ Cox wait. LINK: Real Life Henry

A wintry mix, the popularity of the millicochran with the ladies, the war that created the nanos, why you don't want to mess with the timeline, sculder and mully rolling right off the tongue, rearranging asshairs on the deck of the enterprise, loopholes in unpopular nerdy drinking games, the time to use the Botany Bay, the possible nonprimacy of the prime directive, and travelling back to now with...

Brad makes fists with his toes, Metallicloaca, pigeon standard units of measurements, reeting the tweads, and a piece of paper determining the outcome of a sporting event. LINKS: Glowing Auras and 'Black Money': The Pentagon's Mysterious U.F.O. Program Gene Steratore: Index card reaffirmed first down on Sunday night A folded piece of paper gave the Cowboys a critical 1st down (no, really)

Big Mouts Sponsorship, Suboptimal brisket experiences, Neville Craw's ability to figure stuff out, getting real Texas BBQ courtesy of Arby's, tust on the gum, the wild west of evil eyes, a good ajax, an inclinometer vs an astrolabe proper, a lot of vertical lines, License to 3, Autolycus vs Metallica's dad, and a big Load of diet Cheerwine.

Golden showers, death scenarios, doctor chest instructions, the water is running but no one's home, wrapping dangling injuries, and sauce sucking. Links: Atari game Diver Woman Todd

Peter Cetera's hits, Bradam, Queen's greatest film soundtracks, the potential for throwing footballs over mountains, children of the 1910s, aspar-grass, shrimp and flexing muscle emoji, CPR talk, and legendary Anatomy Warehouse chats. LINKS: Brad and Adam mouthpieces Mussell at Anatomy Warehouse

Facilitating patrons, Brad throws some shade, the crossword giant dot com, more gruesome sports injuries, Brad's nightmare paperclip McDonald's dream, baseball ref IDs, two magical Ls, the chaos of perfect order, tongmeistering, and the nuances of parsecs. LINKS: Baseball Ref IDs Glitch in the Basketball Matrix

Dreams of AI and paperclips, Riki-Oh, Adam's fear, Star Trek programming value, and Yomi. links: Riki-Oh Head Smash

100x speed apps, Brad doesn't know what a Manu Ginobili is, one or two way mirrors, faces and numbers receding back into the mist, Brad's lack of Elton Juan knowledge, a blank field of asparagus, the proto-christ, swifting, may-male and female, needing help with a picture frame, and emoting through one's penis. LINKS: Ro-Mansplaining (Gutterballs's sister podcast) Hambagu House (Gutterballs's othe...

Like a hobo Brad walks the many spaghettied path, a pretty great name for a cat, perfectly pristine pencil chewpoints, the 50/50 proposition of opening Brad's texts, slip-flops and crumples, The lack of skeletal structural integrity in great knee injuries throughout history, vehicle safety PSA, the physics of Henry's brain shot.

We resume our discussion of The Tao of the Dude: A random spoit, a very special guest, oh boik, more inciting incident talk, screenwritinghelp dot com, he stole the rug undo, screenplayhowto.com, a turning point for act 1, a double pee, Lao-Tzu and the lousy, the wrong fonteyes and a thick 'N', and then we give up. LINK: Julianna Keyes, On Writing: The First Act Turning Point

Introductions, lack of Lyft conversation is a negative, tipping practices, The convenience of nefarious work practices, a ridesharing life hack, the state of getting around in Austin, brown on brown, how to pronounce A-Treat, fiery head skeleton man, coca-cola freestyle enginees. Links: But A-Treat Online! PIbb Xtra Ritz cracker commercial - 1987