Guide to the Unknown

Who killed Laura Palmer? Twin Peaks may have started from that question, but WHOA did it get…weird. Rest in peace David Lynch! Thanks for all the wild stuff. Sorry we were so scared of you!! [ YouTube Version ] [ Sources & links ] Get this episode AD-FREE on Patreon , along with our exclusive podcast The Netherworld Dispatch! Listen on Apple Podcasts , Spotify , or wherever you get your podcasts....

Ahh Washington State. The land of coffee and fish... AND GHOSTS! AND it's where the term "flyer saucer" was first coined! Historical! Scary! Fun! [ YouTube Version ] [ Sources & links ] Get this episode AD-FREE on Patreon , along with our exclusive podcast The Netherworld Dispatch! Listen on Apple Podcasts , Spotify , or wherever you get your podcasts. Watch on YouTube . Follow us on Instagram , F...

He's a beloved children's character. And he DIES in his final episode! David the Gnome. WTF. Also: we extensively study gnome anatomy... [ YouTube Version ] [ Sources & links ] Get this episode AD-FREE on Patreon , along with our exclusive podcast The Netherworld Dispatch! Listen on Apple Podcasts , Spotify , or wherever you get your podcasts. Watch on YouTube . Follow us on Instagram , Facebook ,...

We heard these Urban Legends are all TRUE! The Golem. The Green Clawed Beast. Hanako-San. Haunchyville. The Hanging Man of Halloween. The Headless Rider. Beware. Be warned. Be SCARED! BOO! Oh, also check out Will's story "Fast Food" on The NoSleep Podcast! [ YouTube Version ] [ Sources & links ] Get this episode AD-FREE on Patreon , along with our exclusive podcast The Netherworld Dispatch! Listen...

Their love lasted beyond the grave...But GET OFF MY TRAIN! We're talking about the 1990 Patrick Swayze / Demi Moore / Whoopi Goldberg paranormal romance movie GHOST! It's given us a couple more horror-scars than you might expect! [ YouTube Version ] [ Sources & links ] Get this episode AD-FREE on Patreon , along with our exclusive podcast The Netherworld Dispatch! Listen on Apple Podcasts , Spotif...

Is there anything scarier than REALITY TV? Kristen forced Will to watch Vanderpump Rules AND Real Housewives of New York. Again. Can you believe their relationships aren't healthy!? [ YouTube Version ] [ Sources & links ] Get this episode AD-FREE on Patreon , along with our exclusive podcast The Netherworld Dispatch! Listen on Apple Podcasts , Spotify , or wherever you get your podcasts. Watch on...

You saw something. You said something. And now we're reading frightening listener stories to cap a very scary, very fun year! BOO! [ YouTube Version ] [ Sources & links ] Get this episode AD-FREE on Patreon , along with our exclusive podcast The Netherworld Dispatch! Listen on Apple Podcasts , Spotify , or wherever you get your podcasts. Watch on YouTube . Follow us on Instagram , Facebook , and ....

It's the most wonderful time of the year! But the movies are...Not great... Will watched Charlie Brown's Christmas special...and some other junk...and Law & Order SVU... Kristen kept to the actual plan and watched The Case of the Christmas Diamond and It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Murder! Oh also, we gave each other the crappiest gifts possible! [ YouTube Version ] [ Sources & links ] Get this...

He's "America's favorite serial killer!" DEXTER is a melodramatic thriller series, with REALLY inventive murderers...and you KNOW we like a grim detective story. With "Dexter: Original Sin" coming out, we decided to look back at the beginning of the franchise. The Ice Truck Killer likes to freeze his victims...but is this show still cool, or has it gone bad? [ YouTube Version ] [ Sources & links ]...

What do the Jolly Green Giant and The Pillsbury Doughboy have in common? We think we could EAT THEM! But The Michelin Man and McDonald's infamous Grimace? HANDS OFF. Don't even get us STARTED on "The Freakies." WHAT ARE THEY? Mascots? Monsters! [ YouTube Version ] [ Sources & links ] Get this episode AD-FREE on Patreon , along with our exclusive podcast The Netherworld Dispatch! Listen on Apple Po...

HAPPY BLACK FRIDAY! It’s time for FOUR creepy URBAN LEGENDS! We haven’t done this since GTTU 356. It’s been too long! The Frozen Hill People are a great life hack! The Fresno Nightcrawler is…humanoid? The Ghost of Kyiv is more important than we treated it. The Goatman is Batman’s biggest foe. Happy Thanksgiving! Happy Black Friday! Happy birthday to Krissy!!! Oh, also follow us on BLUESKY! GTTUPod...

France! They come from France! The Coneheads are aliens trying to blend in on earth. They're...not doing a great job. More importantly, Dan Aykroyd seems to really believe in them! So now we believe in them too. But is this movie any good? [ YouTube Version ] [ Sources & links ] Get this episode AD-FREE on Patreon , along with our exclusive podcast The Netherworld Dispatch! Listen on Apple Podcast...

On the same day new UFO footage dropped, we got to talk to Derrick from Mega64! Obviously we had to get his live-reaction! To THIS ! We also talked about the best horror moments in Mega64 history, what its like being a creator in 2024, creepy comics, and so. much. more. Make sure you check out Mega64 on YouTube & Patreon , and check out Derrick's new horror comic FOBIA ! [ YouTube Version ] [ Sour...

We NEVER expected to see a naked gnome. David the Gnome has changed our lives. We've been trying to cover the dumbest stuff possible lately. I think the mission has been accomplished. [ YouTube Version ] [ Sources & links ] Get this episode AD-FREE on Patreon , along with our exclusive podcast The Netherworld Dispatch! Listen on Apple Podcasts , Spotify , or wherever you get your podcasts. Watch o...

SAVE THE DATE! Friday, November 15th, 2024 @ 6pm est, we're doing a CHILL STREAM! Come celebrate 7 years of Guide to the Unknown with us, play some games, and watch some BIZARRE horror clips! The ENTIRE point is to just have FUN. So order a pizza, get into some jammies, and we'll see you on YouTube.com/gttupod Get this episode AD-FREE on Patreon , along with our exclusive podcast The Netherworld D...

These are our GHOST ADVENTURES ADVENTURES But actually, move over Zak Bagans, this time it’s Aaron Goodwin in the driver’s seat! His dad’s house is haunted. Welcome to a very personal episode, where Zak acts like a literal toddler. He needs your applause to live! [ YouTube Version ] [ Sources and links ] Get this episode AD-FREE on Patreon , along with our exclusive podcast The Netherworld Dispatc...

Scary Movie 5. Trick? Or Treat? HAPPY HALLOWEEN! We promised we'd watch the whole franchise...and we did it. But at what cost? Rest in Peace SCARMUTO... ...Oh...but wait...THERE'S BEEN SOME BREAKING NEWS. Scary Movie 6 is bringing back some old friends! And DOUBLE wait! Go check out DEAD TIME on the GTTU and/or Ghosts in the Burbs Patreons! Kristen and Liz Sower talking about ghost shows?! What ar...

Scary Movie 4...This is the FIRST time this franchise died. It's also the only movie with Shaq AND Dr. Phil in it together. COINCIDENCE?! [ YouTube Version ] [ Sources and links ] Get this episode AD-FREE on Patreon , along with our exclusive podcast The Netherworld Dispatch! Listen on Apple Podcasts , Spotify , or wherever you get your podcasts. Watch on YouTube . Follow us on Instagram , Faceboo...

Scary Movie 3...is it any good? A fresh start? Or a fresh fart? Welcome to a new kind of chaos that is VERY similar to the old kind of chaos! Oh Scarmuto... [ YouTube Version ] [ Sources and links ] Get this episode AD-FREE on Patreon , along with our exclusive podcast The Netherworld Dispatch! Listen on Apple Podcasts , Spotify , or wherever you get your podcasts. Watch on YouTube . Follow us on...

ATTENTION GUIDIES: We are going to be doing a mini LIVE SHOW on October 25th at Pino's in Highland Park, NJ. Be there around 7pm! And that dastardly Apple is going to make our Patreon cost more if you sign up in the iPhone/iPad app starting in November. DON'T BE TRICKED! S.U.B.T.U.A! (Sign up in browser, THEN use app) ...As you were. Get this episode AD-FREE on Patreon , along with our exclusive p...

Scary Movie October...we're really not stopping. This week we're watching Scary Movie 2, which is...better? Worse? At least it has the "strong hand" guy? Or is he a problem? SAVE US! [ YouTube Version ] [ Sources and links ] Get this episode AD-FREE on Patreon , along with our exclusive podcast The Netherworld Dispatch! Listen on Apple Podcasts , Spotify , or wherever you get your podcasts. Watch...

Liz Sower, creator of the podcast Ghosts in the Burbs  and author of the novels Claire  and Lilith , is a Ghost Adventures  superfan. She joins Kristen (Will's on parental leave!) to discuss season 20, episode 2, where Zak Bagans and co. visit the Enchanted Forest, a spooky, 70s-era outdoor fairy tale theme park in the Pacific Northwest! They marvel over Zak's...unique way with words, how amazing...

Scary Movie + October = SCARMUTO No mercy. No shame. We came up with a funny word a few months ago, and now we're locked in...this month we're going to review EVERY single entry in the SCARY MOVIE franchise. Doofy. Ghostface. Farts... What have we done??? [ YouTube Version ] [ Sources and links ] Get this episode AD-FREE on Patreon , along with our exclusive podcast The Netherworld Dispatch! Liste...

What horror icons do we think we can outrun? Is George Romero the only true master of horror? Why does Kristen hate the word "supper?" We're finally answering all your hottest questions! [ YouTube Version ] [ Sources and links ] Get this episode AD-FREE on Patreon , along with our exclusive podcast The Netherworld Dispatch! Listen on Apple Podcasts , Spotify , or wherever you get your podcasts. Wa...

It's time to pit two haunted houses against each other! Sweetwater Mansion is a haunted plantation in Alabama!? Begich Tower is a building where EVERYONE in Whittier Alaska lives!? These places...are cursed... But which is MORE cursed? THAT'S the question! Oh, and when you finish the episode, have a little EXTRA where we check out the Begich tower on Google Streetview…that graffiti… [ YouTube Vers...