gude/laurance podcast

Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about laundry day fashion day, Happy Free Slushie Day, scrolling on your phone, losing control of your limbs, a new listener to the podcast, bubble tea, baseball cards, the Mister T cartoon, Rocketmen, rice cookers, indifferent to viewers, what comes after the HBO static screen, spoilers for the Parallax View, ICE merging with ATF, Dept. Q, and finally “keep yo...

Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about Malort, The Residence, YouTube and adblockers, the Epstein news, the Streisand Effect, Paul’s weed whacker, talking to neighbors, the dozenal system, the 13th month year, therapy, telling jokes, going to the doctor, and finally Duolingo.

Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about Love, Death and Robots, the passing of the BBB, alligator Alcatraz, effecting change, the left eating itself, snow’s informer, Will Sasso’s AI George Carlin, racist TikToks, Everlast, The Princess Bride home movie, and Yelp reviews.

Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about the war on Iran, the guy sent back to Oslo for the JD Vance meme, Coast to Coast with Art Bell and Bigfoot, improv classes, ICE and bounty hunters, the reason Paul keeps smelling his hands, what to do with your tongue during a dentist visit, the Chicago Red Line, minding your own business, the real me, spoilers for MurderBot, the Bill Cosby documentary, a...

Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about the No Kings protest, voting irregularities and the GOP stealing the 2024 election, the Tucker vs Ted interview, how MAGA is against the Iran war, Chicago expanding the red line southward, the story of Domino’s, the commercial that killed Quiznos, Dagon, Benny Feldman, Arthur TwoSheds Jackson, our favorite Python, 28 Years Later, and finally chickoree cof...

Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about the military parade in DC on Saturday, ICE protests, Dan Driscoll saying he spoke with an astronaut on the moon, Disney and Universal suing Midjourney, why seat 11A is significant, Entacto, Insomnia cookies, protest locations, having a drink after a night shift, being on unemployment, capturing sound waves from pottery, Spaceballs 2, memory morphs, and fi...

Today on the show, Paul and Ben discuss the feud between Musk and Trump, tipping, being old and hurting, David Lynch’s thoughts on AI, riding the Chicago trains, cashless is classist, jokes, valet drivers who can’t drive stick, Natasha Lyonne’s AI business, Get X, and finally eavesdropping on the neighbors.

Today on the show Paul and Ben argue about tortellini, meta Veo 3 videos, now having to analyze each video to determine if it’s AI or not, magic mirror reflections, vampires, being santa, autographed books, new sandals, steel toed shoes, Facebook friends, Fat Burger, and finally Mike Doughty.

Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about conservatives and comedy, Paul’s conversation with his dad, tipping culture, H Mart, zots, Google Flow, Veo 3, AI putting people out of business, AI in the industry, 8647, Terry Gilliam, and finally filmmaker mode.

Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about the impetus of the motto Keep It Wrong, sheep vs goats, Paul’s birthday at Eleven City, old corrections, AI, we’ll make great pets, reddit videos on public transportation, zoom reactions, remaking A New Hope, and Atlanta.

Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about the New Pope, innies vs outies, the TV their watching, the podcasts they’re listening to, John Sessions, how to pronounce Boise, Maid Men, meeting celebrities, toxic fandom, The Last of Us S2 spoilers, and surviving a nuclear winter.

Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about MayDay, Bowser and the Kook Aid man, the size of phones these days, personal finance talk, alphabet curses, the names of generations, latchkey kids, Have I Got News For You, Blue Origin, 3D printed buildings, Hot Ones, and finally haunted by video game music.

Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about humpday, the Naked Lady flower, fear mongering on the city subreddits, new fridges, Fury Road vs Furiosa, Deli Boys, individually created content, what is a friend, incredibox, selling your urls, The Last of Us (no spoilers), Dope Thief, and the Residence.

Today on the show, Paul and Ben wonder who is listening to the show, what snacks they’re eating, real time fact checking from listener Catherine, the consoles we have, Mario double-jumping, standing in line for food, Indiana redrawing state lines, US citizens getting abducted by ICE, military personnel following lawful orders, where you were when John Lennon was shot, Babymetal, and far too much a...

Today on the show, Paul and Ben level up, Twiglets, dying before everything goes to hell, the alleged market manipulation, being poor, boxes and boxes of Giraffes and Elephants, why people hate the finale of Severance, the Stephen J. Cannellverse, TMNT, working in the rare earth mineral mines, being hungry, and five minutes before the end, Ben realized that his voice was not going through to the l...

Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about Magic City BBQ, meeting people in person, Chicago improv, Soul Coughing tour, waiting for godot, classes on stand-up, messing with the algorithm, Last One Laughing UK, Cory Booker’s filibuster, A&W in Canada, the Dunning Kruger effect, and finally Paul does math in his head.

Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about SignalGate, following the rule of law, agreed upon set of rules in the community, dim sum, food, drinking to excess, wordpress, cutting down trees, and the illuminati.

Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about family phone usage, coded 911 calls, how the internet has ruined low-level scams, John Cena’s heel turn, the Criterion Channel sale, DVDs and AI, Dope Thief, breakfast cereal, partners who remember everything you say, bicentennial babies, will the country survive the … Continue reading →

Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about the new music setup, gudelaurance getting booked in Ballard, the Schoolyard Bullies, fairy tales, Hundreds of Beavers, the Harvard Exit, how you talk about people after they die, spoilers for Beau is Afraid, self checkout, shooting a feature film, being the … Continue reading →

Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about pastor fieldwork, the Big Book of Hell, why Ben went to Port Townsend, Chicago’s mayor defending its sanctuary city status, the laptop’s expanding battery, the Ruby Vroom 30th Anniversary Edition, The Daily Show’s analysis of the US’s Heel Turn towards Ukraine, … Continue reading →

Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about Paul’s synthesizer station, Gene Hackman, the Boston Tea Party, Cornwallis, Operation Paperclip, Fitbit outing spies, the email sent to federal employees regarding five things, email encryption, DOGE costing more money than it saves, Monarch Legacy of Monsters, doing stand up and … Continue reading →

Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about why Ben was late, audio questions on the discord, AI camps, renewing drivers’ licenses, Chicago is cold, the US invading Canada, doing what the doctor tells you, knee issues, Kash Patel was confirmed as the head of the FBI, and when … Continue reading →

Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about retirement accounts, renting a car, Primus, Dan Ackyroyd, using the ice from the ice maker in your filtered water, Emergen C giving you kidney stones, the true identity of Jack the Ripper identified, Elon’s kid saying “you’re not the President,” Cousin … Continue reading →

Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about the show GOLD closing this weekend at Annex Theatre, Sumo mandarins, Tootsie Rolls, rent is too damn high, would Bill Hicks have been turned by 9/11, Billy Corgan, Bill Burr, and Howie Mandel, the fork in the road memo to federal … Continue reading →

Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about Hosue, Bean Dad, Silo, the current horrors of the world, DEI initiatives getting the blame for everything, the Reagan National accident, Federal deferred retirement, Dr. Phil, Guantanamo Bay, RFK Jr, disciplining dogs, and even more horrors around the current administration.