gude/laurance podcast

Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about segmented sleep, benchmarks in the news, A Glitch in the Matrix, watch the clipping video, Steve without Blue, weird pains and what they mean when you’re older, DRM getting passed down through the generations, the US government terribly mismanaging, the mark … Continue reading →

Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about friendships, Paul and family possibly moving back to the Seattle area, being off twitter, unfeeling robots, listener voice mail, Gen X doesn’t count, how canadians pronounce things, tech neck, second sleep, braille watches, Cyberpunk 2077, then listener Stephen joins us, and … Continue reading →

Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about Blade Time, mask mandates in Edwardsville, Ben’s new progressive lenses, corrections from friend of the show Stephen, the new GudeLaurance cartoon that will air on Christmas B-Sides and Rarities on December 21st, the GudeLaurance tight 5, tech neck, what words the … Continue reading →

In one of the more exciting shows, Paul and Ben talk about getting a PS5, the Quest refresh, what we did for Thanksgiving, Being John Malkovich, people who listen to the show, Howard Stern, and then Ben tries to set up a phone number for the show. There’s lots of … Continue reading →

Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk more about live-streaming the show, making plans but never following through, remote learning in Illinois, Loren Culp’s gubernatorial platform for Washington, the police aren’t compelled to help you, Reggie Watts and drum machines, Animals in Pants, David Nixon’s new album, miniDV tapes … Continue reading →

Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about live-streaming today’s show, ear infections, Party Down, the 2020 Presidential election, what one of 45s supporters might do to him if he steps down, accidentally following someone in a car, new COVID shutdowns in Washington, the demonization of the media, moderates … Continue reading →

Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about the election, the Oculus Quest, the PS5, remote learning, morning alarms, daylight savings time, being hangry, A.D.D. TikTok, Seattle Nice, Space Force, the Dancing Bears, shut up Neil DeGrasse Tyson, gudelaurance livestream, Yelling for Betty, getting warts removed, and finally using … Continue reading →

Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about the 2020 Presidential election, which is two days from now, daylight savings time, the TV shows and movies they’re watching, the spiking COVID numbers, seatbelt laws, TikTok, lots of TikTok talk, the dangerous Trump supporters in Texas, blue islands in red … Continue reading →

Today on the show, Paul and Ben hint about work, That Crime That Happened, Paul turning into Santa, Santa is Freddy Krueger, Bears vs horses, Paul Gunna Guess the News, Dark Skies, Monkey with a Ray Gun, this week in gudelaurance history, and finally Yelling for Betty.

Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about spoiling your dinner with cookies, apartments smelling like campfire, Paul Bunyangate, Paul gunna guess the news, the District 7 controversy, Ben’s experience with the maskless, getting a flu shot, Paul’s new pocket watch, Ben’s shipping woes, Gateway electronics, buying a Segway, … Continue reading →

Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about how old they are, Blood Machines, Ben’s Port Townsend hot tub experience, entropics, how to buy avocados, COVID and working from home, having to move, Paul gunna guess the news, the big takeaway from the VP debates, Sturgis bikers, corrections from … Continue reading →

Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about Paul’s car issues, throwing bologna at the window, Guillermo del Toro, a taco truck on every corner, Ben doesn’t know a time without “Weird Al,” Richard Pryor, how Tom Hanks’ Big is problematic, the governor of Texas taking away ballot boxes, … Continue reading →

Today on the show, Ben forgot they were recording, so the first couple minutes is Ben-free! After that, Paul and Ben talk about remembering numbers, more language talk, Linux boxes, Paul gunna guess the news, picking up a desk, the Governor of Missouri, Ben’s a dirty Canadian, Paul’s leftover meats, … Continue reading →

Today on a short show for Ben but a regular length one for Paul, they talk about Paul’s missing car keys, annoying things about bluetooth, old dogs, how many masks they own, swearing on Zoom calls, Lovecraft Country, starting new jobs, being a teenager, walking tour of Edwardsville, Il, wearing … Continue reading →

Today on the show, Ben has a weird audio issue for the first five and a half minutes. But after that’s squared away, Paul and Ben talk about languages, smokepocalypse, rebreather masks, the difference between a nurse and a nurse practitioner, jif vs gif, everything’s based on a comic book, … Continue reading →

Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about water, Robert Pattison as The Batman, typecasting, taking acting classes, the first thing Paul did at Spin the Bottle, speaking multiple languages, the Joe Rogan experience, the faked moon landing, the reality war, Finland doesn’t exist, Mike Doughty and the Ghost … Continue reading →

Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about social media moratoriums, school board shenanigans, UPS vs USPS, living without the internet, duolingo and learning languages, your dad’s a hitman, What We Do In The Shadows, start seeing motorcycles, and finally the census.

Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about why Paul was late, journalism vs creative fiction, the fallout from AOC’s DNC nomination, the Beforeigners, the USPS arresting the Steve Bannon, more talk about the post office and voting, Chirac vs Le Pen, what happens when there’s no presidential election … Continue reading →

Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about how to tell if someone’s high, nice people in Hollywood, parallel thought, growing a beard at will, twitter wars, the new VP nominee, kung fu vampires, kids going to school, being on unemployment, and finally Yelling for Betty.

Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about band camp, the meaning of time, the left handed world, the last time we went to the doctor, taking your car to the shop, the graffiti removal scam, trying to describe a boring job, the good spirit and bad spirit, the … Continue reading →

Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about pizza, the Korean grocery store, the Seattle riots, “speaking of coming in cans,” alien DNA, behavioral psychology, everybody lies, the Overton window and the general election, the 24 hour gudelaurance station, Colonel Panic, Illinois storms, the DEVO cover band, and finally … Continue reading →

Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about their various technical difficulties, complaining about free art, the new Seattle hockey team and the new name of the Washington football team, “draining the tub,” COVID numbers in Illinois, new restrictions in Washington state, more mask talk, AI friends, robot free … Continue reading →

Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about living and working in small spaces, Shnucks, the anti-maskless, grocery store enforcement, following rules, taking what is given to you, riding the metro, Worldstar Hip Hop, falling asleep in the train tracks, what to do when society breaks down, good debt … Continue reading →

Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about bandcamp cancellations, what the pot calls the kettle, Blazing Saddles, corrections from Jennifer Fact Checker, Black Bart the TV show, fan theories, John Adams, Hamilton, the news this week, the US political spectrum, paying fringe theater actors, art and commerce, one’s … Continue reading →

Today on the show, Paul and Ben talk about Paul’s sixth sense when it comes to TV shows, a visit from Jennifer, the latest on COVID, mask vigilantes, Herman Cain getting sick, the new Trump logo, the cleaning out of the CHOP, restaurants that are and are not on Capitol … Continue reading →