Grownups Are Lucky

Draft 17.02.2020 3:32 ↓

We are driving toward, or at least near, a cliff, and if you were to ask this driver, some of the trucks don’t look so safe.

Kick 10.02.2020 5:13 ↓

The person to whom we have ceded all power is emotionally stunted and in steep mental decline.

Storm 03.02.2020 3:48 ↓

We really don’t know if, how, or when our shit is going to hit the fan, so we should probably catch up on the back log of television programs and then maybe pick up some canned goods. Maybe also one of those new shit umbrellas.

Chain 27.01.2020 4:24 ↓

Within some brains, ideas drift like snow. Then those brains command hands shared by the same body to type these ideas into stories. And then you are stuck listening to this strange precipitation.

Impeach 24.01.2020 3:54 ↓

We decided to get generous and release a bonus episode that we think will be a lot of fun to play out loud while you play at home with your Congressional action figures.

Engorge 20.01.2020 4:03 ↓

We’ve all been there. Finding something difficult to resist which you know you will soon find repellent and nonetheless still not resisting. Like your reflection in a mirror.

Shop 23.12.2019 4:41 ↓

This is the last episode of 2019. Cherish it. It will warm your dead heart!

Limp 16.12.2019 4:19 ↓

Everybody dies and then we forget it because we are busy dying ourselves.

Spend 09.12.2019 4:13 ↓

There was a time when there was much more time because things were less advanced.

Interview 25.11.2019 5:01 ↓

It’s lonely at the top. But, then again, tough shit.

Lead 18.11.2019 3:53 ↓

Sometimes it’s not who you are but who you hope to be, and sometimes you hope to be that person by being with someone you hope will be like the exciting people you’ve seen in the movies. Here’s to hoping.

Pray 11.11.2019 3:31 ↓

Awful stuff plus awful people plus your face equals can't miss entertainment.

Squall 04.11.2019 4:13 ↓

Some conversations can take an entire life time to finish given all the digital screeches and reception blackouts.

Nurse 28.10.2019 3:50 ↓

What if the attending nurse knows more about our loved one than we do?

Poison 23.10.2019 4:09 ↓

When an awkward exchange at the dinner table leads to passive aggressive suicide, don’t assume love isn’t right around the corner.

Rocket 07.10.2019 3:08 ↓

It is terrible when terrible things happen.

Herd 30.09.2019 4:08 ↓

If we are running off a cliff, and there were a way to step back and watch us all run off a cliff, would you do so, or would you be the first to take the leap?

Enslave 23.09.2019 4:58 ↓

The future is here, and don’t worry, if you can earn enough money, you will have a romantic partner for life, or at least until their warranty runs out.

Market 16.09.2019 4:20 ↓

Do you giggle when people talk to you about people going poo poo and the subsequent cleanup rituals involved? Just curious.

Manage 09.09.2019 4:13 ↓

Life is a long slog leading up to the enviable retirement where we hold our partners hand while listening to the soft sounds of landscaped idyll .

Relax 02.09.2019 3:06 ↓

Being told to relax is not relaxing.

Brake 26.08.2019 3:30 ↓

Traffic is a condition. Cars are not people. Roads are not for people. People run out of gas. People are not cars. Roads are not metaphors for life. Life is always eventually over.

Tickle 19.08.2019 3:40 ↓

You never know which new buzzing current may or may not be responsible for your recent loss of eyelashes.

Surf 12.08.2019 3:57 ↓

The television viewing couch is a place where things sometimes almost never happen.