Greetings from Storybrooke – A Once Upon A Time Podcast

(S04E16) – If Rumple is everyone, everyone’s Ursula. Her tentacle strike knocks around Hook’s vertebra. She’s not just a villain. She’s the first little mermaid. Her job is sing-killing but she feels that it’s played. August returns and gets converted to timber. His growing flesh nose is so very limber. One Spice Girl down, but they still have the mole. Down to the sea in “Poor Unfortunate Soul”....

(S04E15) –  Regina is rolling three deep with the queens. They drink magic juice  while acting like teens. Agent Mal’s back in town and she has a fedora. A different look than when she fought with Aurora. Regina was there then. Didn’t we mention? She stopped by the appease Mal’s drugged apprehension. Rump hooks his dagger. Pinocchio’s ripe for baggin’. Regina acts bad in “Enter the Dragon”. *NOTE:...

In this special episode of our new podcast Universe Box we discuss the Disney Renaissance. We made this one with Once Upon a Time fans in mind so if you want to check it out BE OUR GUEST! Please subscribe to Universe Box! RSS Feed iTunes This week we’re talking about the Disney Renaissance. We’ll pop open the Memory Box to see Rebecca’s trip to Disney World. Then we’ll look into the Wonder Box to...

(S04E14) –  Snow and Prince Charming hide things from Emma. The fact that they’ve hidden is their biggest dilemma. The Queens of Darkness take them to a tree where they can ask questions upon bended knee. The tree sure ain’t talking. Pinocchio’s quiet. Does one talking tree cause others to try it? The ashes: marinated. Maleficent’s risen. It’s our second week back! Let’s Watch Once’s “Unforgiven”....

(S04E13) – The Spice Girls of Evil are helping the Dark One. Their plan for redemption is a cleverly stark one: Hunt down the author and give him some notes… Take out the bad stuff (but leave the fur coats). Storybrooke’s moved on from their Frozen folly (minus the scroll which acts as a trolly). Chernabog’s looking for somebody evil. Does the savior he hunts even come from good people? Once is ba...

Canon? Who cares about canon? We’re ripping whole sections out of the storybook to find out what would happen if ABC’s Once Upon a Time went a bit differently. First up: What if #OUaT existed before social media? We’re joined by guests  Hope Mullinax , Michael Lucero , and  Amy P. ! Pay no attention to the canon behind the curtain… Show Notes Our New PO Box where you can send in stuff to help us d...

Join us (and our guests Hope Mullinax , Bobby Hawke , and Amy ) as we throw a big spoiler party before #OnceUponATime starts up again. Find out why the biggest threat to Storybrooke is… The Spice Girls? Seriously? Spoilers? Show Notes Donate to Raphael Sbarge’s charity Green Wish! Agnes Bruckner cast in reoccuring role Season 4B Photos released The Wicked Witch Returns! Captain Swan gets their tab...

Canon? Who cares about canon? We’re ripping whole sections out of the storybook to find out what would happen if ABC’s Once Upon a Time went a bit differently. First up: What if Regina and Daniel had eloped? PLUS: STORYBROOKE 2099! We’re joined by guests  Hope Mullinax  and  Amy P. ! NOTE: We had some technical issues this episode. Sorry for any issues. Regina needs to fix our computer… Show Notes...

(S01E03) – Bill and Anne Marie sit down to watch the classic episode “The Price of Gold”. We kill time comparing ships, shops, and Rumple glitter. We also point out things that make sense now while making fun of the stuff that has changed. It’s just like sitting down and watching the episode with us! Note:  You will need a copy of the episode (DVD, iTunes, Netflix) to play along with this episode....

(S01E03) – Bill and Anne Marie sit down to watch the classic episode “Snow Falls”. We kill time comparing ships, shops, and out the author as Mr. Dob Unknown. We also point out things that make sense now while making fun of the stuff that has changed. It’s just like sitting down and watching the episode with us! Note:  You will need a copy of the episode (DVD, iTunes, Netflix) to play along with t...

Did you know we launched a new podcast this week? It’s called Universe Box and it includes everything you love about our fancasts. The concept is stories set to a theme. We hope you guys love it! We also have some last minute info about the Podcast Awards. Care to help us out? Show Notes Universe Box Podcast Awards Should we make Wonder Box a regular segment on Universe Box? Buy DOGBOY: EYE OF THE...

Canon? Who cares about canon? We’re ripping whole sections out of the storybook to find out what would happen if ABC’s Once Upon a Time went a bit differently. First up: What if Prince Charming had died in the pilot as originally planned? We’re joined by guests Hope Mullinax and Michael Lucero ! I Learned a new Photoshop filter! Show Notes New Once Upon a Time Graphic Novel Our New PO Box where yo...

With ONCE withdrawals coming in heavy Bill and Anne Marie discuss the new Disney film Into the Woods and the ABC mini-series Galavant . It’s a very MUSICAL Greetings from Storybrooke! Other realms in the hat? Our New PO Box where you can send in stuff to help us decorate our studio: Greetings From Storybrooke PO Box 2641 Acworth, GA 30102 Buy DOGBOY: EYE OF THE SCARAB EPISODE ONE  here . Dogboy: E...

(S02E19) – It’s a Christmas miracle! Bill and Anne Marie sit down to watch the listner choice “Lacey”. We kill time comparing ships, shops, and cleavage. We also point out things that make sense now while making fun of the stuff that has changed. It’s just like sitting down and watching the episode with us! Note:  You will need a copy of the episode (DVD, iTunes, Netflix) to play along with this e...

(S04E12) – Now that Frozen is back safe with Disney there’s room for Dragon Lady, Dog Lady, and Fishy. Turns out they know Rumps from back in the day. They got caught in his plan to rescue his Bae. In Storybrooke Gold stands in the clock, where he’s taking his hat on a little space walk. He saves Belle from darkness with a flick of his wrist. He’s changed, but not really, and now Belle is pi– upse...

(S04E11) – Our Storybrooke citizens are under a curse. That’s happened before but this time it’s worse. All of the good guys become their worst selves except for dear Belle who sleeps behind shelves. Emma and Snow Queen history. We even solve the “Snow Queen in Storybrooke” mystery. Plots are resolved and wrongs are set right in this week’s new episode “Shattered Sight”. Throwing shade… Show Notes...

(S04E10) – Rumple is tired of doing what’s right as the shards of glass from the curse cloud take flight. Elsa and Emma play with magical devices that find and protect and melt all the ices. The hat is the thing, and a curse that Hook carries. He’s coerced into capturing those bothersome fairies. If you have loved ones, better hide them all. “Tragic is coming” soon after this “Fall”. We’re joined...

(S02E06) – It’s a Thanksgiving miracle! Bill and Anne Marie sit down to watch their most hated episode. Will our Haterade transform into magic juice? Listen and find out! We point out things that make sense now while making fun of the stuff that has changed. It’s just like sitting down and watching the episode with us! #HookBone Note:  You will need a copy of the episode (DVD, iTunes, Netflix) to...

(S04E08) – An epic two-parter happened this week. The Apprentice was featured but he didn’t squeak. A deal with the Snow Queen in exchange for a hat. Anna and Elsa have a spitter of spats. Emma hurts Henry then rejects her powers, the magic Rumple’s box is keen to devour. Hook tries to warn her. The Charmings don’t care. The Snow Queen is trapped all alone in her lair. Arendelle’s frozen, and the...

(S04E07) – In old Arendelle three sisters are playing. One sister has powers. The other sisters aren’t saying. Back in town Emma brings Ingrid back to the station to subject her to an interrogation. Ingrid’s unphased. She knows Emma’s conflicted. The flow of her power is now unrestricted. People are hurt and Rumple’s still mean. Our cup freezeth over in this week’s “The Snow Queen”. We’re joined b...

(S04E06) – Anna and Belle climb up rocky mountains. A trickle of trouble turns into a fountain. Emma (the saviour) has a cold-hearted stalker. Her behavior consists of hiding paintings in a locker. Rumple’s full of lies as he faces Dairy Queen. He’s aware of her actions but it’s nothing he’s foreseen. Everyone’s related. Don’t matter if they like this. Emma gets some sisters in this week’s “Family...

(S04E05) – Regina is offloading her work to the Mirror. Sidney wants out, but he sort of still fears her. Emma and Elsa are looking for help, but Elsa runs off when she hears Anna yelp. Regina’s reception towards Emma is cold but out on the ice bridge a secret is told. The mirror? Assembled. Our heroes? Outclassed. The genie is free in this week’s “Breaking Glass”. We’re joined by  Amy P ! Colgate...

(S04E04) – Rumple and Anna are quite awful playmates, with Rumple tricking her into doing things she hates. Hook and Emma go out for a meal, but to get back his hand Killian makes a deal. Is his hand cursed? Can’t say for sure. His attitude’s bad (though his intentions are pure). The power-leeching hat may prove momentous, all in this week’s episode “The Apprentice”. We’re joined by  Hope Mullinax...

(S04E03) – The Snow Queen is here in her white, gooey glory. Regina and Henry aim to change up the story. Elsa and Kristoff search for the urn. Hans seeks revenge since his ambitions were spurned. Emma hates Hook, at least that’s how it seems. She’s trying to protect him, but she’s being so mean! Marion’s a freeze pop. Robin’s in grief mode. The ice wall still stands in this week’s “Rocky Road”. W...

(S04E02) – Frozen references litter the script, as flowing as Charming’s new hair. When Anna visits (and Bo Peep comes calling) she struggles to make him care. Charming hooks up with Emma’s new beau to save her from a cold winter grave. Even Henry’s plot shows progression as we wait patiently on the Knave. We thought that Elsa would be the ice queen, but now that’s been cast into doubt. Did we mis...