Greeny

Greeny defends the Jets and Cowboys having quiet first days of free agency before wondering if any NFL player has ever maximized their value more than Kirk Cousins has. Was there a better option on the table for the Falcons than Cousins? If so, what was it? Greeny is still stunned that no team wants to take a flier on Justin Fields' talent and we play an exciting group Sneaky Hembo Trivia. Greeny...

Evan Cohen and Chris Canty, in for Greeny, break down Russell Wilson signing with the Steelers and why they think he still has some gas left in the tank. Will Russ and Tomlin be a good pairing? We react to the news that Tee Higgins has requested a trade out of Cincinnati and Canty has the perfect landing spot for him. We grade all the biggest offseason moves so far before talking about just how cl...

Evan Cohen and Michelle Smallmon, in for Greeny, discuss Russell Wilson joining the Steelers and the impact it has on the free agent QB market. How will we view Sean Payton if Russell Wilson succeeds in Pittsburgh? Robert Turbin joins the show to give great perspective on what Russ is like as a teammate, why it didn't work out with him in Denver, and the state of the RB position right now. We play...

Evan Cohen, in for Greeny, finds out that Hembo is taking his 12th trip to Cooperstown this weekend to go to the National Baseball Hall of Fame. We react to a thrilling Nuggets-Celtics game and wonder what is preventing this from being an NBA Finals preview. Breaking news comes down the line that Russell Wilson is meeting with both the Steelers and Giants, which leads Evan and Hembo to debate how...

Evan Cohen, in for Greeny, reacts to the news that Russell Wilson is meeting with multiple teams today before Hembo reveals the 5 free agent signings he wants to see this offseason. Bobby Marks joins the show to discuss the play of the year last night in the NBA, if the Celtics are missing something for their title run, and what LeBron's next contract will look like. Could teams emulate the Thunde...

Greeny talks to Damien Woody and the hashtag crew about the upcoming boxing match between Jake Paul and Mike Tyson...we're hoping it's going to be a real fight, not just an exhibition. We touch on the biggest offseason NFL stories with D-Wood before addressing Evan Cohen's "QB rules" once again. What's the smartest way to address that position? We wrap up the show with another language debate and...

Greeny tries hard not to be a "get off my lawn" guy, but there are a lot of things about sports that he misses. The hashtag crew is being particularly sassy today as we try to determine when exactly the MLB season starts. Will the Jets make a Super Bowl while Greeny works at ESPN? We play a lengthy group Sneaky Hembo Trivia before Greeny dives deep into the uncovered details of Nick Saban's retire...

Greeny opens the show doubling down on his opinion that the Broncos organization is to blame for how poorly the last two seasons have gone, not Russell Wilson. Is his career as a solid starter over in the NFL? We play Sneaky Hembo Trivia before Greeny details an awkward lunch he had with Hembo and his friend yesterday that further cemented his idea that Hembo is an alien, not a human. We give our...

Greeny wraps up his Top 5 Draft Takes by discussing how NFL-ready Caleb Williams is and why it might benefit him to NOT be drafted #1 overall or to start Week 1 of 2024. We, as usual, get distracted by a syntax dispute before playing an MLB-themed group Sneaky Hembo Trivia. Greeny is bewildered by the "QB rules" that our buddy Evan Cohen posted on Twitter...and we're hopeful a Zoom call isn't in o...

Greeny talks to Jeremy Fowler about what his sources are telling him about Russell Wilson's market as well as if we are running out of teams for the Bears to trade Justin Fields to. Cam and Nuno are wearing the same shirt today and Cam's short temper is once again called into question. We debate if the Broncos trade for Russell Wilson is the worst transaction in NFL history before playing an agoni...

Greeny is fascinated by the rumor that the Giants are already done with Daniel Jones just a year after giving him an extension. We react to the news that NY is officially not placing the franchise tag on Saquon Barkley again...which team needs to call him right now? We tip our cap to Jason Kelce's illustrious career...but Hembo irks Greeny by overstating his greatness, and a debate erupts about pe...

Greeny chats with Mike Tannenbaum & Dan Graziano about the idea that the market for Justin Fields isn't nearly as robust as previously anticipated...and the notion that one QB could be drafted a lot higher than projected. Greeny pays tribute to a legend, friend, and member of the ESPN family, Chris Mortensen, who passed away at the age of 72 yesterday. Greeny explains how Mort was a trailblazer in...

Greeny spends some time on two massive point totals that were achieved over the weekend: LeBron James' 40,000 as well as Caitlin Clark eclipsing Pete Maravich's NCAA D-I scoring record. Are there any current players that could break LeBron's scoring record? We play Sneaky Hembo Trivia and are distracted by some name mispronunciations and some show crew miscommunication. Greeny explains why he find...

Evan Cohen, in for Greeny, plays mediator as Hembo is upset that no one responded to his text last night with show topic suggestions. How many options do the Patriots have with their #3 overall pick? Hembo is dressed like he's going hunting today and we're surprised to find out he's actually done so before. We identify the biggest NBA questions at this moment including the dream NBA Finals matchup...

Evan Cohen, in for Greeny, stumbles upon potential fraud that Hembo commits every day when he comes to work. He also tells of a wild interaction he had with a fan who recognized him at a butcher shop. We take calls on if Hembo could be locked up by the end of the weekend based on his daily transgressions. Evan dials in on a comparison between the Chiefs and Warriors dynasties. We play an NBA-theme...

Greeny talks to Damien Woody about if teams would be better off drafting in January than in April because of all the overthinking that occurs in those three months. We dive deep into draft history to determine which QBs taken first ended up being the best in their class. Hembo attended a hibachi-style restaurant for the first time ever yesterday and came away underwhelmed. We also discover that on...

Greeny has identified that Hembo isn't a human, he's a different being from a far away planet with no emotions. Hembo's 112-team NCAA Tournament idea is vehemently debated and we wonder if it's more or less likely to happen than Greeny's NBA Finals home court advantage idea. Greeny spends some time talking about the late great comedian and actor Richard Lewis, who passed yesterday at age 76. We pl...

Greeny reacts to brand new comments from Caleb Williams about his preferences for the team that drafts him...and we believe we are on the doorstep of finding out if the Bears play it safe or take a home run swing. Evan Cohen stops by to address Greeny's indignation at being excluded from the morning show's ranking of ideal hibachi dinner guests. They also debate if there is a third option at QB fo...

Greeny had the weirdest dream of his life last night that has to be heard to be believed. If you could have any job in sports, what would it be? We play a March Madness-themed Sneaky Hembo Trivia before Jay Bilas joins the show to talk about Hembo's idea of a 112-team NCAA Tournament field, his hatred of cheese, and his viewpoint on court storming. We wrap up the show examining how many QBs drafte...

Greeny chats with Dan Graziano about the star studded free agent RB market as well as if the Giants could move up to draft a QB. Greeny has an ESPN BET boost for the Cowboys and we have a passionate rant to react to from last night's controversial Pistons-Knicks ending. Are NBA games too bogged down by reviews and officiating? We play our first Sneaky Hembo Trivia and have a huge update on the Bea...

Greeny discusses in what order he thinks the QBs will be drafted this year and Hembo has found the answer at signal caller for the Broncos. The great birthday etiquette debacle of 2024 rears its head again after a vicious text from one of the involved parties. We play group Sneaky Hembo Trivia before an idea for NCAA Tournament expansion is debated at length. The show can't seem to get ahold of He...

Greeny talks to Damien Woody and Dan Graziano about the deals that will be struck among GMs and front office executives at the NFL Combine this week. A listener tweeted at us expressing displeasure with Hembo and we talk about the best way to address court storming after the Duke-Wake Forest incident. Greeny is fed up with those placing blame on Kyle Filipowski for his injury and we play our first...

Greeny can't believe Damien Woody was named after a movie character from an old horror film. Is that a common thing people are doing? Greeny and Hembo discuss how enforceable court storming regulations would be. We play group Sneaky Hembo Trivia before Greeny unveils his top 5 players who could be the next face of the NBA. We wrap up the show talking about the pitch clock being reduced even more a...

Greeny opens the show talking NFL shop with Mike Tannenbaum and Dan Graziano, specifically about the QB market this offseason. Greeny is devastated by the fracturing that has happened to the 1990s Bulls as several members prepare to tell their side of "The Last Dance" in an upcoming speaking tour. We play an epic NBA-themed group Sneaky Hembo Trivia before Greeny wraps up the hour comparing the MJ...

Greeny kicks off the 2nd hour with his Top 5 NBA players/coaches under the most pressure...with some familiar stars and a surprise pick for #1. We play our 2nd Sneaky Hembo Trivia question of the day which inspires our conversation about athletes that could play across any era. Allen Iverson said he'd score 43 points a game in today's NBA and Dan Marino said he could throw for 6,000 yards in the m...