Green Eggs & Dan

Dan and comedian/songwriter Gabe Gibbs (The Book of Mormon, Netflix is a Joke) discuss the most famous disc jockey of all time, pickle/sneaker collaborations and sibling curd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today's episode is made possible by Factor. Head to factormeals.com/greeneggs50 and use code greeneggs50 to get 50% off. Dan and comedian/filmmaker Josh Edelman (Mentally Al, Well Dressed at the Hollywood Roosevelt) discuss the best shelf in your fridge to store cat medicine, losing weight while your friends get famous, and the life expectancy of cavemen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit me...

Dan and actress/writer Rachel Bloom (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Reboot, Death Let Me Do My Show) dive into Valentine's Day parties, Big Tide conspiracies, and the sickest food-related insults. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dan and comedian Ahmed Al-Kadri (A Special Not Special, Monday Funday Podcast) dish about the best skincare routines you can find in your kitchen & the worst foods to break fasts, and Ahmed shares secrets as a former Postmates driver. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dan and private chef Olivia Tiedemann discuss influencer voice (and how it’s impossible to break), cheese pornography, and the perks of old meat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dan is back with comedian Jordan Carlos for another "What'd Ya Eat," where they dive into the best unsung brunch foods, the south's hostility towards health, and the secret menu at Dunkin'. Thank you to this week’s sponsor, Factor! Use code greeneggs50 at factormeals.com/greeneggs50 to get 50% off! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dan and comedian/host Ben Gleib (Idiotest, The Mad King, The Young Turks) discuss hanging out with Martha Stewart and a wonderful replacement for ice cream and argue about the pronunciation of hibiscus. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dan and comedian/director Erin Darling (Here I Am, Hot Pizza Ass Podcast) discuss the short shelf life of Trader Joe’s products, how not drinking can add stress to your relationship, and anti-climactic favorite desserts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In the first episode of the podcast's newest segment, "What'd Ya Eat?", Dan and comedian Jordan Carlos break down the rebranding of toothfish, how to get sat at a restaurant with a long wait, and why watching people banging adds to the ambiance of fine dining. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dan and comedian Kevin James Thornton (Be Yourself) discuss comedy club food, coming face-to-face with death at a London rooftop bar, and the best (or absolute worst) way to reheat fries. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dan and comedian Zainab Johnson (Upload, Variety's 10 Comics to Watch, Hijabs Off) dive into why a fully stocked refrigerator gives her anxiety, eating with a family of 15, and how to handle a restaurant that won't accept substitutions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're taking it back for this week's episode of History Bites, where it's all about chefs with butter fingers. Did you know that some of your favorite foods were created by accident? Everything from potato chips and Corn Flakes to ice cream cones and Buffalo wings are the result of a culinary mistake…also Cornelius Vanderbilt married two of his cousins. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit mega...

Dan and comedian Joe Zimmerman (Cult Classic, Smiling at Wolves, Innocence) discuss why it’s difficult to grocery shop without a car (or with one), a short history of beer, and sloppy joe trauma. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In honor of Chanukah, I wanted to replay an episode with my best friend, the MVJ (Most Valuable Jew), Bari Weiss. We discuss some of our favorite dinner parties and engage in the age old Talmudic debate - chicken tenders vs chicken strips. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dan and food writer Paul Feinstein (Italy Cocktails: An Elegant Collection of Over 100 Recipes Inspired by Italia) discuss the (very long) education of sushi chefs, the history of Italian cocktails, and what a Count Negroni Halloween costume would consist of. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In honor of his new Netflix special, we're throwing it back to this episode where Matt Rife (Wild 'N Out) and Dan debate what makes a food gross, the joy of cooking, and whether or not it's ok to cook fish with cheese. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Here's a re-release of the first episode of History Bites, in which Dan dives deep into the world of Thanksgiving. Want to know why it's on the fourth Thursday of November? Interested in how turkey became a thing? Need to know how the abomination of sweet potatoes and marshmallows invaded our dinner? Listen to laugh AND learn! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dan and comedian/host Ashley Ray (TV, I Say with Ashley Ray, HBO Max's Queer Comics to Watch of 2021) discuss stocking the fridge with things that could kill you, the logistics of removing soda cans from their case, and Biden's issues with ham. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dan and comedians McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon (Two Dykes and Mic podcast) chat about queer cod, microwaved bacon, and mispronouncing menu items in front of Megan Fox. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dan and comedian/actor Desmin Borges (Utopia, You’re the Worst, The Time Traveler’s Wife) discuss the tell tale signs you’re looking at the fridge of a one percenter, the next prophecy of Foodstradamus, and stories that should get the Oppenheimer treatment. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dan and comedian Lachlan Patterson (Jokes to Make Love to, Dark White, Live from Venice) discuss the downsides of looking like Antonio Banderas, going on Shark Tank with products that already exist, and why kids' food should be branded for adults. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dan and comedian/actress Anjelah Johnson-Reyes (Mad TV, Say I Won’t, The Real Dirty Dancing) dive into how to organize your fridge with ADHD (and why it scares Dan), ending guacamole table service, and as always - seltzers, but this time, they’re putting our money where their mouths are. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dan and actor/host Ashley Blaine Featherson-Jenkins (Trials to Triumphs Podcast, Dear White People, Run the World) dive into deep cuts of 365 products, the horrors of Instacart substitutions, and how to decide between the never-ending coffee options. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dan and comedian Gianmarco Soresi (Shelf Life, The Downside podcast) dive into avocado covers and the intimacy of eating, and debate over sparkling water. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dan and actor Benjamin Byron Davis (Ant-Man and the Wasp, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3, Red Dead Redemption II) discuss the logistics of the perfect homemade Egg McMuffin, the "party" method to finding a restaurant you love, and the longest death row order in GED history. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices