Green Blooded Bastard
Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast
The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs E...
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Jul 5, 2026
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Episodes
Green Blooded Bastard - South Park - The Imaginationland Trilogy DVD 23.08.2015 1:08:12
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches South Park - The Imaginationland Trilogy DVD . There is nothing else to say son.
Green Blooded Bastard - 7 Days in Hell 16.08.2015 40:37
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches 7 Days in Hell. This thing is fucking hilarious, but the podcast is shit so don't listen to it. In stread just go watch this fuckig thing already! This mocumentry was partially inspired by: McEnroe Borg Fire and Ice. Legends and Legacies. TENNIS I don't know how long this will be posted on youtube but here is a link to it: https://youtu.be/GlfL7gYGoy0...
Green Blooded Bastard - My Bloody Valentine 09.08.2015 1:29:13
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches My Bloody Valentine. Pick axes, ripped out hearts and a dude with a mustache... sold!
Green Blooded Bastard - The Grand Budapest Hotel 02.08.2015 1:35:46
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Grand Budapest Hotel. I really love this film and you should too.
Green Blooded Bastard - BloodRayne: The Third Reich 26.07.2015 1:13:14
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches BloodRayne: The Third Reich. I have no idea how a movie involving vampires and nazis can be so awful... Uwe Boll!!!!!! This movie is shit and I was tired and just wanted to fistfuck this damn movie.
Green Blooded Bastard - Escape Plan 19.07.2015 1:48:20
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Escape Plan. A surprisingly decent film staring two old white guys that can barely speak english ffs! America Fuck Yeah!
Green Blooded Bastard - Road House 12.07.2015 1:51:19
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Road House. Dalton has a big cock and isn't affraid to use it! Road House.
Green Blooded Bastard - The Brady Bunch Movie 05.07.2015 1:26:38
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Brady Bunch Movie. Folks I'm sorry for doing this to you.
Green Blooded Bastard - Ender's Game 28.06.2015 1:45:58
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ender's Game. This podcast is not very good, I'm so sorry for that.
Green Blooded Bastard - The Punisher 21.06.2015 1:25:21
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Punisher. Dolph Fucking Lundgren!
Green Blooded Bastard - Footloose 14.06.2015 1:45:13
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Footloose. Kevin Bacon has a big cock and isn't affraid to use it when it's time to dance!
Green Blooded Bastard - Beowulf 07.06.2015 1:28:45
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Beowulf. This is a futuristic reteling of the epic Beowulf maybe? Grab a 40oz folks because this one will hurt.
Green Blooded Bastard - National Treasure 31.05.2015 2:02:47
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches National Treasure. Ben Gates has a big cock and isn't afraid to use it!
Green Blooded Bastard - Congo 24.05.2015 1:42:30
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Congo. There is a magical ape that wears a powerglove and helps the human meat bags find the lazer gun and then goes home.
Green Blooded Bastard - Hellraiser 17.05.2015 1:31:29
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hellraiser. A dude gets his face ripped off... 'nuff said!
Green Blooded Bastard - Mega Shark vs. Mecha Shark 10.05.2015 1:23:31
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Mega Shark vs. Mecha Shark! It is what it is. *production note* This episode had some asshole cutting the lawn outside so I heavily muted that sound/ silenced it as best that i could. Also Charter was experiencing problems so i had buffer issues and I did my best to fix the issue and keep it close to correct timing. At the moment where i say that I...
Green Blooded Bastard - Misery 03.05.2015 1:46:54
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Misery. The tag line is... The Tide Has Come! What the FUCK does that even mean man?!?!
Green Blooded Bastard - The Mummy 26.04.2015 1:57:39
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Mummy. It's a good movie and a shitty podcast! Meh.
Green Blooded Bastard - Deep Blue Sea 19.04.2015 1:40:08
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Deep Blue Sea. Sharks will cut your face son!
Green Blooded Bastard - Gravity 12.04.2015 1:25:24
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Gravity. Sandra Fucking Bullock! That is all.
Green Blooded Bastard - Dr. No 05.04.2015 1:50:44
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Dr. No. The first in the James Bond film franchise son!
Green Blooded Bastard - Tusk 29.03.2015 1:41:02
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Tusk. This one went off the rails folks, i'm very sorry about that.
Green Blooded Bastard - Draft Day 22.03.2015 1:45:00
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Draft Day. I talk lots of football, curse too much and eat a whole bag of chips. Sorry guys.
Greed Blooded Bastard - Predator 15.03.2015 1:45:10
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Predator. A true rumble in the jungle!
Green Blooded Bastard - Event Horizon 14.03.2015 1:33:30
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Event Horizon. Sci-Fi horror in outerspace with a dash of Hell thrown in for good fun!
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