Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches John Wick.  This movie is about a guy named John Wick... John Wick don't take shit.  You take his car and he gets pissed.  You kill his dog and he gets even ffs!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches D2: The Mighty Ducks.  This movie is the sequel to a fairly fetch movie that came out like forever ago... Fuck it son. haha  Emilio!!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Pet Sematary.  This movie is about a guy named Johnny Rotten.. JK.  Anyways shit dies, gets buried and then comes back to life... rinse & repeat!  Stephen Fucking King bitches. ;)

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice (Extended Cut).  This movie is an expensive polished turd that sucks more dick than filipino ladyboy during fleet week!  Seriously 3 fucking hours of this shit bro.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Doctor Strange: The Sorcerer Supreme.  This movie is about a dick head hot shit surgeon that treats people like shit until he gets in a car accident and fucks up his hands and his life.  He learns how to kick ass with magic and knife fight like a fucking puerto rican on speed.  I have a pr friend so I can say that. haha

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Camp Nowhere.  So this film was a childhood classic for me that I decided to rewatch and see if it held up.  I think that it did and I still enjoyed parts of it, but I'm a crazy fuck head so whatever.   cheers son.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Angry Birds.  This movie is ok for a movie based on a crazy mobile phone game! Haha give it a shot son.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Invasion.  This movie is actually better than you'd think, but there are some issues.  I enjoyed it, but watch the older ones if you found this one ok.  Thanks son.     8=====D--------

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Saw 7 (Saw 3D) & (Saw: The Final Chapter).  This movie is actually better than the last one, but the actual production quality/ practical effects suck.  Just pop some pills and get it over with and still eat a pussy.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hulk.  This movie is that first shitty one from 2003 and it's as bad as I remember.  Seriously it's polished shit, but still shit.  that is all.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Saw 6.  This movie is fucking awful!  Seriously don't fucking watch this shit show... eat a pussy instead. ;P

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches London Has Fallen.  This movie is the sequel to a fairly fetch movie that recently came out.  Yet again there was another problem recording this, but fuck it we got it done anyways!  Fuck it son.  

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Scooby-Doo.  So Freddie Prinze, Jr. is a half breed asshole that can't act for shit, but somehow he's still a pilot in this damn movie.  Saffron Burrows is sexy as always and loves chewing dbag's assholes out left and right.  Matthew Lillard is subdued in his fucking lameness, but still manages to "help" save the day?  Also David fucking Warner!       So...

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Stealth.  This movie is about some small dicked fuck heads that fly shit rice burners and think they are awesome until their buddy "Tin Man" goes loco and shit gets real!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Bad Boys.  This movie is about two cops that just happen to also be Bad Boys... oh dear! 

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Saw 5.  This movie is actually kinda better than the last one and is ok kinda.  Also my dvd skipped like 5 mins from the end for no reason when it didn't skip the last time i watched it and there are no reasons for this besides fucking kill me.  

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Fast And The Furious.  This movie is about some small dicked fuck heads that drive shit rice burners and think they are awesome and they steal shit and fucking crap.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hercules.  In this movie The Rock runs around semi naked kicking ass and looking for BJs at every turn while wearing a fucking lion's head as a fucking hat!  This movie is ok, but Brett Ratner makes shit movies so throw back a few tall ones and say it with me... fuck it!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman: The Killing Joke.  In this movie the Batman gets to fight the Joker kind of!  The Joker is out there romping and stomping crippling bitches and stuff.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Matrix.  In this movie Neo is a smooth talking computer programmer from Chicago where they not only blow whistles, but also blow minds!  fml.   *NOTE* the original recording lost sync so i had to re-record over half the podcast so that's why the first half might sound a bit shitty and off.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Saw 4.  This movie is yet another sequel to a sequel to... fucking kill me and there is fucking Donnie Wahlberg again! I'm starting to regret doing this damn series already and sadly I have several more to go.  I'll stop now fucking pop pills now.  

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Transporter.  This movie is about a guy named Transporter... um Frank Martin who drives cars and delivers shit unless you double cross him and blow up his car.  He's got a "girlfriend" and he fucks shit up plus skydiver.   enjoy suckas!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Special Correspondents.  In this film  Ricky Gervais and  Eric Bana are a couple of loveable losers that are hiding out from  Kevin Pollak.  Their hip shooting gets them further and further into trouble.  While shit is slowly hitting the fan  Vera Farmiga is fucking great and sexy and  Kelly Macdonald is into  Ricky Gervais and wishes that he was inside...

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman: Under The Red Hood.  In this movie the Batman gets to fight demons from his past!  The Joker is out there romping and stomping... I'll stop now.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Saw 3.  This movie is yet another sequel to a sequel to a somewhat classic and they amped up the gore even more and they tried to make Donnie Wahlberg seem like a capable actor again! This third one just keeps amping up the gore and views like a railed up ride or a video game that you just watch and point and click once in awhile.     bleh.