Green Blooded Bastard

Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast

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The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs E...

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I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S01E22 (It Isn't Easy... Being Green) 17.07.2018 21:33

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S01E22 (It Isn't Easy... Being Green).

Green Blooded Bastard - The Waterboy 15.07.2018 1:27:16

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Waterboy. Because foot ball thats why son! Eh this movie is ok, but doesn't hold up too well. Still fun watching him lose his shit!

Green Blooded Bastard - Friday The 13th Part 4: The Final Chapter 13.07.2018 1:29:23

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Friday The 13th Part 4: The Final Chapter. This movie is another quirk sequel that has some massive titty action was made to end the series on a high note. America fuck yeah!

I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S01E21 (Lookin' Through The Windows) 10.07.2018 22:00

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S01E21 (Lookin' Through The Windows).

Green Blooded Bastard - Marvel Super Hero Adventures: Frost Fight! 08.07.2018 1:12:39

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Marvel Super Hero Adventures: Frost Fight!. In this movie Iron Man & Captain America and some other heroes kick Loki's ass with the help of Santa and a dino dude!?!?

Green Blooded Bastard - Chopping Mall 04.07.2018 1:16:13

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Chopping Mall. This movie is off the fucking hook! Seriously I'd love to live in this movie man. Plus as a bonus I'm doing the dishes during this damn show.

I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S01E20 (Going Out Of My Head Over You) 03.07.2018 21:48

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S01E20 (Going Out Of My Head Over You).

Green Blooded Bastard - The Fate Of The Furious (Extended Director's Cut) 01.07.2018 2:20:02

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Fate Of The Furious (Extended Director's Cut). This movie... this god damned movie fucking movie! Just go watch it already.

I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S01E19 (Wild Thing) 26.06.2018 18:52

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S01E19 (Wild Thing).

Green Blooded Bastard - The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug (Extended Edition) 24.06.2018 2:57:00

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug (Extended Edition). This movie is about a guy named The Hobbit that somehow kicks a dragon's shit hole with his big ass foot!

The Bastard Boldly Goes - ST:TOS S1 E9 - Miri - A Star Trek Podcast 20.06.2018 50:38

Hey dudes here is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST:TOS S1 E9 - Miri.

I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S01E18 (Border Song) 19.06.2018 21:58

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S01E18 (Border Song).

Green Blooded Bastard - Amityville: The Awakening 17.06.2018 1:23:54

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Amityville: The Awakening. This movie is about a chick who has a cripple brother because she sent some skin pics to some fuk boi and here we are. BTW this isn't better than the Ryan Reynolds one

I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S01E17 (Try to Remember: Part 2) 12.06.2018 21:27

Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S01E17 (Try to Remember: Part 2).

Green Blooded Bastard - The Cloverfield Paradox 10.06.2018 1:37:12

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Cloverfield Paradox. This movie is a fairly big piece of shit. Cool Ideas, but fails under its own weight and shit.

I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S01E16 (Try to Remember: Part 1) 05.06.2018 25:20

Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S01E16 (Try to Remember: Part 1).

Green Blooded Bastard - Now You See Me 2 03.06.2018 2:01:51

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Now You See Me 2. In this movie there are now 9000 ninjas and the are crazy fast and can do magic like nobody knows! Jk, but there is Harry Potter and he don't fuck around because he is the son Alfred!

I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S01E15 (I've Got A New Attitude) 29.05.2018 21:47

Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S01E15 (I've Got A New Attitude).

Green Blooded Bastard - Superman: Unbound 27.05.2018 1:14:29

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Superman: Unbound. In this movie Superman has to save Supergirl's ass from Brainiac! Take some pills for this one boys and girls.

I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S01E14 (A Little Bit of Soap) 22.05.2018 21:32

Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S01E14 (A Little Bit of Soap).

Green Blooded Bastard - Gone In 60 Seconds 20.05.2018 1:52:45

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Gone In 60 Seconds. This movie is about a car named Cage and it will still drive you baby. Does anybody read this shit?

I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S01E13 (Mother and Child Reunion) 15.05.2018 21:49

Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S01E13 (Mother and Child Reunion).

Green Blooded Bastard - Battlefield Earth 13.05.2018 1:53:17

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Battlefield Earth. This movie is about a man named hillbilly and he saves the world in the year 3000!

I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf - S01E12 (Oh, Tannerbaum) 08.05.2018 21:42

Hey ALFheads this is the first episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S01E12 (Oh, Tannerbaum).

Green Blooded Bastard - Urban Legend 06.05.2018 1:37:50

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Urban Legend. This movie is about a guy named Legend and his sister is Urban and there is a baby face lex luthor and a pre-oscar Jared Leto. Fuck yeah! Also freddy kinda.