Green Blooded Bastard
Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast
The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs E...
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Jul 5, 2026
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Episodes
Green Blooded Bastard - Underworld 31.03.2019 2:07:33
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Underworld. In this movie Kate Beckinsale is a smooth talking computer Death Dealer from gothic somewhere or fuck where they not only blow whistles, but also blow minds and kill werewolves! fml.
I Am, Therefore I Watch ALF - S03E06 (Promises, Promises) 26.03.2019 21:42
Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E06 (Promises, Promises).
Green Blooded Bastard - Hereditary 25.03.2019 2:04:17
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hereditary. This movie is full of semi useless people being fuckers that piss each other off and don't deserve to be alive. Then it gets really weird ffs! hahaha
I Am, Therefore I Watch ALF - S03E05 (Tonight, Tonight: Part 2) 19.03.2019 21:48
Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E05 (Tonight, Tonight: Part 2).
Green Blooded Bastard - Honey, I Blew Up The Kid 17.03.2019 1:27:04
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Honey, I Blew Up The Kid. In this film Rick Moranis still has a huge cock, but blows shit because he fucking can!
I Am, Therefore I Watch ALF - S03E04 (Tonight, Tonight: Part 1) 12.03.2019 22:00
Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E04 (Tonight, Tonight: Part 1).
Green Blooded Bastard - Lego DC Comics: Batman Be-Leaguered 10.03.2019 23:05
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Lego DC Comics: Batman Be-Leaguered wherein Batman is a dick, but grows slightly as a person. Ha!
I Am, Therefore I Watch ALF - S03E03 (Breaking Up Is Hard to Do) 05.03.2019 21:23
Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E03 (Breaking Up Is Hard to Do).
Green Blooded Bastard - Total Recall 03.03.2019 1:51:36
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Total Recall. This is a movie wherein a dude totally recalls shit that has and or hasn't happened or something. Also Mars!
I Am Therefore I Watch ALF - S03E02 (Stairway to Heaven) 26.02.2019 22:24
Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E02 (Stairway to Heaven).
Green Blooded Bastard - Friday The 13th Part 6: Jason Lives 24.02.2019 1:24:40
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Friday The 13th Part 6: Jason Lives. This movie is a fucked up, but after the last one they had to do something. Haha there is some fun stuff in here, but not as much as I'd like.
I Am Therefore I Watch ALF - S03E01 (Stop In The Name Of Love) 19.02.2019 21:58
Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S03E01 (Stop In The Name Of Love).
Green Blooded Bastard - Fifty Shades Freed 17.02.2019 1:39:36
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Fifty Shades Freed. This movie is full of useless people being useless fuckers that piss me off and don't deserve to be alive. This podcast is awful and fuck you part 3. Seriously though this one is by far the best because it's so fucking bullshit! ;)
I Am Therefore I Watch Alf - S02E26 (Varsity Drag) 12.02.2019 21:55
Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S02E26 (Varsity Drag).
Green Blooded Bastard - Captain Ron 10.02.2019 1:38:49
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Captain Ron. This movie is about a captain/ all around awesome fucker named Captain Ron! This movie fucking rocks!
Green Blooded Bastard - Scoobynatural (Supernatural: S13E16) 08.02.2019 43:39
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Scoobynatural (Supernatural: S13E16). This is an episode wherein Scooby Doo is fighting Jet Li and Jet Li is still Jet Li(ing) the fuck out of Scooby and Gang... also just kidding. HAPPY 4 YEARS BITCHES!!
I Am Therefore I Watch Alf - S02E25 (We Are Family) 05.02.2019 22:22
Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S02E25 (We Are Family).
Green Blooded Bastard - Jurassic Park 3 03.02.2019 1:25:32
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Jurassic Park 3. This movie is really just a shit show of sorts and re-hashes of the other films and yeah it happened. ha
I Am Therefore I Watch Alf - S02E24 (Tequila) 29.01.2019 22:27
Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S02E24 (Tequila).
Green Blooded Bastard - XXX: State Of The Union 27.01.2019 1:36:40
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches XXX: State Of The Union! This movie is about another donkey dicked bastard that will fuck your butt and your mom's just to save the President! He also does stunts and shit... lots of shit! haha
I Am Therefore I Watch Alf - S02E23 (I'm Your Puppet) 22.01.2019 21:35
Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S02E23 (I'm Your Puppet).
Green Blooded Bastard - Collision Course 20.01.2019 1:37:19
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Collision Course. This is a movie where Jay Leno is the strait man(maybe) and Mr. Kesuke Miyagi is the funny man(kinda) and they are both cops and the get their asses kicked while they kick ass.
I Am Therefore I Watch Alf - S02E22 (Movin' Out) 15.01.2019 22:12
Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S02E22 (Movin' Out).
Green Blooded Bastard - Passenger 57 13.01.2019 1:22:28
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Passenger 57. This is a movie wherein Passenger 57 kicks the shit out of terrorist that are actually white for a change, but... cringe plane hijackings and shit. ;(
I Am Therefore I Watch Alf - S02E21 (Hit Me With Your Best Shot) 08.01.2019 22:16
Hey ALFheads this is the another episode of my new side podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf! This episode is for S02E21 (Hit Me With Your Best Shot).
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