Good Movie, Bad Movie

From The Bad List! Before the world Bianca, her alpha version, Emmy, was inexplicably zapped through time and space, only to decide of all the places she could be, it was in the 1980s, in a department store, with a weirdo. This conjures so many questions: what is mannequin? Why is mannequin? What does it all meannequin?  Let's ponder what's best left alone and discuss 1987's Mannequin to definitel...

From The Good List! Long before the Barbie movie, Ken dated another kind of doll. And this is their story. Because Guys and Dolls was taken, we're watching a movie you can also purchase from the internet called Lars and the Real Girl from 2007, and we'll let you know if it's a good movie or a bad movie. Find us on:  Bluesky Discord Instagram Email us goodmoviebadmoviepod@gmail.com Ally's Instagram...

From The Bad List! A high school student who hallucinates quite frequently, learns karate so that he can stand up to his bully. He also learns how to just get over having asthma, that his crush should be age appropriate, and that Walker told him he has aids. Wait. No. That's something else. We were using our heads, Barry, and watched 1992's Sidekicks to see if it's a good movie or a bad movie. Fin...

From The Good List! A kid from Jersey moves to California and gets beat up so badly he should be hospitalized, but because his girlfriend is Elizabeth Shue, he sucks it up and goes to school anyway. He is also befriended by a wise Japanese man who teaches him how manual labor will allow him to kick some ass in return. You're the best around and nothing's ever gonna keep you down while we watched 1...

From The Bad List! I mean, c'mon. Who hasn't kidnapped their friend on their birthday and made them asphyxiate on a piece of candy so big that it has no business trying to be ingested. Everyone in High School's doing it. Right? Let's unhinge our jaw for the only film with a Chekhov's greeting card, 1999's Jawbreaker, and see if it's a good move or a bad movie. Find us on:  Bluesky Discord Instagra...

From The Good List! A woman who works the night shift as an OR nurse uses her spare time to track down and kill the violent drug dealers who got her sister hooked on heroin. She uses her wits, sexuality, and desire for justice for vigilante pursuits. All while somehow using less of that one word than a Quentin Tarantino movie.  Be it a French press or drip, sit down and have a big ol' cup of coffe...

From The Bad List! If a movie was written by a 12 year old boy and he was told it could have as many explosions, bullets, and cars sailing through the air as he wanted, it would be a movie I would still be more interested to see than this one. And of all the questions I have for this movie, my biggest one is this: why wasn't there a single scene of someone studying a bullet? We lost track of all t...

From The Good List! A young German woman decides to give a ride to the hitchhiking American who is clearly wanted by the authorities. But he has cash so what's the problem? He also has elite combat training, can speak multiple languages, has half a dozen passports all with different names, and a government agency after him. Seriously…what's the problem? We can't remember who we are anymore and wat...

From The Bad List! The year: 3000. The plot: incomprehensible. The editing: nauseating. The scenes: wiped. The audio: inconsistent. And the angles: Dutch! Join us in the consequences of my own actions. My brain became smooth while watching 2000's Battlefield Earth, and we can confidently tell you if it's a good movie or a crap movie. Find us on:  Bluesky Discord Instagram Email us goodmoviebadmovi...

From The Good List! Aimless Philip is studying art until his work is deemed mediocre. Dismayed, he travels from Paris to London to study medicine only to fall for a waitress who majored in mind games and is never clear about who or what she wants. Her unstable magnetism follows him despite the lack of any sort of conventional relationship and they both suffer for it. Join us for Women's History Mo...

From The Bad List! A young boy runs away from home, hangs out with a band on their tour bus, and learns the true meaning of family. No, this isn't Almost Famous, it's the Disney movie with bears. No it isn't Care Bears, it has country music. No, it definitely isn't Song of the South!  We put on our best worst fake mustaches and watched 2002's The Country Bears to see if it's a good movie or a bad...

From The Good List! Finders keepers, losers weepers! At least that's what one cowboy is hoping when he happens across a satchel full of cash. He also happens across a lot of dead bodies, a determined hitman, and a bounty hunter who only makes things worse. We ran for our lives and watched 2007's No Country for Old Men To see if it's a good movie or a bad movie. We're joined by Alan Noah from The T...

From The Bad List! Half human, half vampire, all midriff! This video game adaptation has it all! Mini bosses, puzzle rooms, fight sequences, blood, lots of blood, training montages, unsexy sex scenes, and a final boss who taunts you at the very end. The one thing it doesn't have is anyone in its cast with a pulse. Join us as we discuss 2005's BloodRayne to ask "is that meat loaf" and if it's a goo...

From The Good List! A count from Transylvania wants to buy a house and move to a small German village. When a young estate agent is sent to have him sign the paperwork, he doesn't seem to notice that every single person is terrified by the mere mention of the Count's name. Despite this, he meets the Count, stays in his castle, learns that he is a vampire, and thinks hiding under a sheet is the bes...

From The Bad List! In the not too distant future In 2455 There was a guy named Jason Who won't leave you alive He was at Camp Crystal Lake Killing teens at an alarming rate He did a good a good job slashing up the place But execs didn't like him so they shot him into space Time to ki ki ki ah ah ah! Find us on:  Bluesky Discord Instagram Email us goodmoviebadmoviepod@gmail.com Ally's Instagram Mat...

From The Good List! A brilliant young woman who loses both parents at a young age, Ellie dedicates her life to finding the truth through the language of science. When the beat drops from outer space, she, colleagues, and men who want to take credit for her findings all decide to work together for the greater good. But not without questions. Interlaced with themes about faith, loss, power, and stee...

From The Bad List! You know what sucks for the holidays? Family! You know what rules for the holidays? Going to Cabo San Lucas and getting a Porsche! At least that's what this one teenager thinks. Despite everyone looking at him like he's a tool, Jake Wilkinson has to find out the hard way that being in the spirit of giving means more than just taking. Run a 5K dressed as Santa with us! Find us on...

From The Good List! The grumpiest old man, the crankiest kid, and a woman experiencing the worst pain in her life, bond as they find comfort and a sense of family in one another. Of course they drink a lot and lie through their teeth every chance they get, but it's the holidays in the 70s so who cares! Listen as we the discuss the details that will curl your toes! Find us on:  Bluesky Discord Inst...

From The Bad List! Ben has worked hard to turn his life around thanks to his newfound love of swimming. On the verge of graduation, here comes Madison Bell: hot, blonde, and one sandwich short of a picnic. Her relentless pursuit of love that doesn't exist will ruin countless lives unless the hot guy from Bring It On can stop her. Let's get wet in more ways than one! Find us on:  Bluesky Discord In...

From The Good List! Long before Glenn Close boiled a bunny, the OG cinema stalker girl was infatuated with a late-night DJ. What starts as a seemingly innocuous encounter, soon proves that thinking with your dick is a bad idea. She'll stop at nothing to infiltrate his job, home, and love life. Time to wreck living rooms and hearts! A content warning for this episode. This movie has a scene depicti...

From The Bad List! Today we take a look at what happens when a bunch of guys who hunt vampires and hate women go hunting vampires, but a really big bad one! Dustin Meadows is back with his pick for the bad movie despite being a huge fan of John Carpenter! Check out Dustin's Letterboxd His YouTube Channel And his  Instagram AND  his Band Camp Find us on:  Bluesky Discord Instagram Email us goodmovi...

From The Good List! Two brothers just need to get away so they link up with a father and his kids and all take a road trip to Mexico. The brothers are also fugitives, the father and kids are their hostages, and the road trip takes them to the sketchiest bar in history. That isn't even the messed up part yet because vampires show up! We're joined by a review contest winner Dustin Meadows to discuss...

From The Bad List! A young man sets out to make his mark in the world of theoretical physics by figuring out how to split the atom, inventing rock and roll, developing the world's first surfboard, and wooing Marie Curie. Who is this man? It's Albert Einstein of course!  Find us on:  Bluesky Discord Instagram Email us goodmoviebadmoviepod@gmail.com Ally's Instagram Matt's Instagram Good Movie, Bad...

From The Good List! A neurosurgeon has two problems: first, the terrible reputation of his family follows him everywhere he goes, and second, his fiancée won't have sex with him. So he does what anyone would do and moves to Transylvania to reanimate a dead body and put on a musical number! Find us on:  Bluesky Discord Instagram Email us goodmoviebadmoviepod@gmail.com Ally's Instagram Matt's Instag...

From The Bad List! A group of fedoras in trench coats recruit a definitely still college-aged Steve McQueen to be their getaway driver during a bank heist in St. Louis. That is until a tried and true problem occurs: a dame!  Find us on:  Bluesky Discord Instagram Email us goodmoviebadmoviepod@gmail.com Ally's Instagram Matt's Instagram Good Movie, Bad Movie Logo by Umangi H Good Movie, Bad Movie T...