Good Morning Greendale: A Community Podcast

The study group's yam gets murdered and now it's up to them to do Community Law & Order: Yam Victims Unit. That's... pretty much all I have for the description because it's basically a one-to-one reproduction of a Law & Order episode but about yams. Other talking points are: The Lasagna Council ( www.lasagnacouncil.com ). Eat some lasagna today! Become one with the lasagna. Ben forgets the...

We're taking a break for the end of the year! It's another episode of Good Morning Greendale Nights. We answer a few emails and talk about scars. Ben gains a supervillain. Mike demands a mural.

Things get meta meta as Abed and Annie take a spin in the Dreamatorium. Abed simulates everybody. Annie simulates Abed. The manager at Señor Kevin's simulates a guy who absolutely does not get the point of Die Hard. Oh and Troy and Britta go on a lunch date. At Señor Kevin's, where there is a manager who absolutely does not get the point of Die Hard. Additional talking points include Die Hard and...

Britta reveals that she has an ex named Blade who works for a traveling carnival. Troy and Abed watch the movie Blade. Dean Pelton tries to get Troy to join the AC Repair School. Blade is said 400,000 times (plus or minus 399,970). Pierce gets a new best friend. We also talk probably too much about Back to the Future because Ben can't shut up about it. We also talk about how texting used to cost 1...

This is it boys, this is war. A pillow and blanket war. Complete with narration by Keith David. Can Troy and Abed solve their difference through (pillow) violence? Can Jeff put off homework for as long as possible? Find out in this episode! Meanwhile we're back to playing the role of mad men, Don Draper style. I feel like we've done this bit before but this time it gets sexual with tomatoes. Sorry...

There's a new student in town, and that student is also the Subway sandwich corporation. It is, surprisingly, legal. And naturally, Britta falls in love with Subway. (We also kind of go on a whole thing about Subway in this one.) Troy and Abed try to build blanket and pillow forts, respectively. Jeff does some things I guess. It's fine. We mostly talk about fast food and the Twitter accounts of fa...

Abed goes deep into debt hiring celebrity lookalikes and the study group gets recruited into being lookalikes to pay off the debt. That's pretty much the plot of this episode. Seriously, that's about it. But everybody looks like other people so it's a pretty interesting episode. As for us, we're taking off body parts and pitching movies, two of our favorite activities. We also figure out who we ar...

Shirley and Andre decide to tie the knot. Troy and Abed decide to be normal. Jeff and Britta... well... that's a whole thing. Also there's a lot about business and sandwiches and Annie's Boobs shows up at the end there and honestly there is just a lot going on in this episode. Talking points for this episode are introductions to toasts, global variables in programming, The 40 Year Old Virgin for s...

Cats are why we can't have nice things, including regularly scheduled episodes. In this "lost" episode we talk about video games, being greasy, vinyl versions of podcasts, and air travel. Ben is at 38,000 feet. Mike puts the podcast on vinyl.

We're back and we're talking Christmas and regionals! The study group gets recruited to glee one by one, and everybody has a good time, until they don't. That's all I really have to say about this episode, because the episode is 50% music by weight. Ben gets replaced by a cat. Mike does some investigative sandwich journalism.

Jeff and Shirley get mixed up in the devil's game known as foosball. Annie gets caught up in lying to Abed. For once, Britta and Pierce are barely in this one... what are they up to? And more importantly, who cares? We're talking about picking different names and unrated versions of this podcast, coming soon to a podcatcher near you. Ben encounters SYSTEM ERROR 0x0000F0F0127. Mike stars in Doctor...

Dean Pelton sets out to make a new commercial for Greendale. Abed sets out to make a documentary about Dean Pelton setting out to make a new commercial for Greendale. Everybody loses. their. minds. Meanwhile we go down the area code rabbit hole, talk about some unbelievable moments, and really trim down the list of acceptable guests for this podcast. Ben wants the sex question. Mike misses the for...

Annie is moving! (#anniesmove) Everybody gets into various adventures while helping her move, with the exception of Jeff who gets into various adventures with Craigular Joe Craig a the mall, and it's definitely not blackmail. We all get beautifully serenaded to a classic song about eyes becoming large. Meanwhile we're trying to set world records, but not really that hard. We're also getting pedant...

Pierce is finally okay with gay people due to a 7% increase in sales of Hawthorne Wipes, but his dad shows up to run the festivities. Troy is courted by the Air Conditioning Repair School. Britta excuses some racism, but not animal cruelty. Jeff has father issues, as always. Meanwhile we're talking about high school crushes, the terror of conversing with them, the StumbleUpon button, and a whole l...

It's the spookiest time of the year! August! But in Community it is October and time for Halloween. Britta throws a pre-party under false pretenses. Everybody tells scary stories. Warren Piece is invoked. Meanwhile we're talking about fighting games and a dollar store CD. Ben becomes a marriage officiant. Mike gets replaced by a famous mouse.

Here it is, legendary Community episode "Remedial Chaos Theory." We're talking about seven different timelines and it is a lot to take in. What free will do we have? What chaos plays into our lives? What is the Darkest Timeline? Find out all this and more. Meanwhile, we mostly talk about how great pie is and I refuse to apologize for this. Pie is great. Ben sells out for not soggy or tepid french...

An interloper is afoot! And it's Todd, literally the worst human scum to ever scummily walk across the earth with his scumminess. No offense, of course. But he does come with a turtle. The group has to figure out how to deal with this 8th wheel to get their Biology homework done. While this is going on we follow the journey of Ben Chang: Detective. He has some hunches and those hunches are like a...

Annie gets jealous over other Annie and how she is smart and cool and good and into model UN. Britta gets upset over not being enough of a rebel activist. Chang has a power trip. Meanwhile we talk about our legacy and what we want named after us and whether or not Professor Cligoris would be fun to play D&D with. Ben writes a heist movie. Mike studies up on model UN history.

We're back! In podcasting form! Webster's dictionary defines podcast as... this. The gang signs up for a Biology class, but trouble arises when Jeff gets kicked out. Abed panics after Cougartown gets moved to mid-season. Annie sticks up for herself. Monkey gas gets released. Meanwhile, we attempt to remember how to do this. Ben multiclasses in Baby Name Wizard. Mike eats the bean.

We wrap up season 2 by answering a few questions from fans! Ben does a Breaking Bad pastiche. Mike does it better than Scrubs did.

It's the second part to the second paintball match in the second season of Community. The stakes are high as the school lays in ruins and City College's evil plans come to fruition. Also, everything is Star Wars now. Kinda. Buckle up for more paintball fun. As for us, we're talking about the various animals that have bitten us (thanks POD DECKS). We've been failed yet again. Ben is a total dweeb....

It's Paintball Assassin all over again but this time with a distinctly western feel. What else can I say? It's classic Community episode, I don't need to explain it. Meanwhile, we are... surprisingly on track for most of this one. But we do invent a new spinoff show about Young Pierce Hawthorne, talk about Arrested Development and The Matrix, and have a good time. Ben puts on his 3D glasses. Mike...

Instead of an Anthropology final, the gang gets the biggest test of humanity of all; delivering Shirley's baby. Chang thinks it is his. Meanwhile there is a race kerfuffle and an illicit deal for handshakes. Meanwhile we talk about... licking batteries and sexual harassment music. I don't know what else to tell you about that. You'll just have to listen. Ben gets some job training. Mike recasts Sp...

The gang remembers a whole lot of good times and bad times and worst times and terrible times and fights and fights about fights and fights about fights about fights. We finally find out what happened to Annie's pen and that Jeff and Britta have been having secret sex. Meanwhile we find cursed images from Scooby-Doo and talk about our nicknames. Ben watches Superbowl 48. Mike copies things Ben hat...

Pierce gets engaged! And it's only mostly a sham! Troy and Britta take an acting class together but the acting class is more of a class on yelling about pain. Abed takes a class on who the boss is in "Who's the Boss?" Meanwhile we are talking about Inside Out Boy and getting that sweet vaccine (those two things are not related). We ask about what a line is and wait in line for video games. We also...