Good Guys

Happy Thursday Morons!! We're back with another *scrumptious* solo episode for your listening pleasure. Today, we're kicking things off by recapping Ben's dreamy night at Katz Deli, getting invited to ski in Sunny Florida, Josh's past buying dr*gs, and an embarassing text sent to friend of the pod, Chrissy D. Plus, we answer YOUR messages and guess exactly how many calories are in a Krispy Kreme d...

Mazel Morons! Do we have a surprise for you or WHAT?! Today, we're keeping you on your toes- from addressing the rumors and giving back to how Ben thought he was gatekeeping Mrs. Doubtfire and everything in between. Plus, we answer YOUR voicemails and even chat with a surprise *~mystery ~*caller! Stay tuned to the end for a VERY special announcement... Otherwise, what are ya, nuts?! Enjoy! Leave u...

Happy Thursday Morons! It’s COLD in New York, HOT in LA, and today, we’re talking about the ultimate apex predators - Horse Girls and Pool Sharks. Josh shares he and Max’s recent sober bowling escapades, and Ben gives us an update on his recent foray into sea moss. Plus, we answer the age old debate of which is worse- cops on horseback or motorcycles? Last, but most certainly not least, we answer...

Mazel, morons! It’s Monday and we’re starting the week off by contemplating what our next ventures may be - real estate agent or janitor? Place your bets NOW! After that, we dive into the current state of affairs regarding the TikTok ban and what good, if any, might come out of it. Plus, we give our thoughts on some of our favorite recent watches and bring you the skinny on the politics of a Bris....

Greetings, Morons! Today, we’re firing on all cylinders- because what else is there to do? From the way we love to argue to Heidi Montag’s comeback, Josh’s adventures with Charles Entertainment Cheese and Ben’s recent foray into Irish witchcraft, we give the people what they want. Plus, we answer YOUR messages! What more could you ask for? What, are ya nuts? Love ya!  Leave us a voicemail here! Fo...

Mazel Morons! Brace yourselves, because today we’re coming in HOT. We’re kicking things off with a little talk about Jewish superstition, life expectancy, procreation, and of course, the politics of a fart. Later, we get into the jokes Nikki Glaser DIDN’T tell at the Golden Globes and answer YOUR messages about guys nights and gross presents. What, are you NUTS? Love you guys!  Leave us a voicemai...

Hiya Morons- we hope you all are doing well and staying safe out there! Today, we’re kicking things off by talking about the recent LA fires, what it’s been like living through it, and the aftermath- let’s just say Ben has some questions for Karen Bass. From there, we switch to our *other* favorite coast and share our thoughts on the NYC congestion tax, subway fires, and public stabbings- lots of...

Mazel Morons! Today we’re finally addressing the rumors… Did Ben really conflate Helen Keller and Anne Frank? Is he back on Ozempic? Is Dave Grohl a POS? Is a fixer-upper an acceptable wedding gift? We’re bringing you the TRUTH on a silver platter, folks. Where else can you find honesty like this? Plus, we answer YOUR questions about managing mother-in-laws, paying on the first date, and more. We...

Mazel, morons! It’s our first solo of 2025 and we’re coming in HOT. Today we’re talking recent ailments, Ben’s New Year POISONING, our favorite drugstore remedies, Josh’s TSA encounter, and MORE! Plus, we’re sharing our predictions for 2025, and finally dish the BTS scoop on our latest musical masterpiece. Rate us 5 stars and leave a comment to cast your vote for our inaugural binge watch! Otherwi...

Happy New Year, Morons! We hope you all had a wonderful holiday season and that you're ready to take 2025 by STORM. Today, we're kicking off the new year AND the new season with THE icon herself, JOJO SIWA! Jojo takes us through what her whirlwind year was like after the release of "Karma", the times she stood up to the suits, what happens after we die, and her complex thoughts on non-monogamous r...

Happy Holidays, Morons! We're winding down 2024 with an end of year recap so good it'll make you wish we weren't taking a couple of weeks off. From HIPAA violations to New Year's Celebrations, we dish our thoughts on the past year, recap our top 5 episodes, and voice our hopes for 2025. Thank you all for listening to us, rating us five stars, following us on TikTok and Instagram, watching us on Jo...

Happy Hanukkah, Morons! Today we're lighting the candles with none other than the the wildly talented writer, comedian, podcast host, and the most religious person Gabby Windey knows, Robby Hoffman! From Robby's time working at McDonald's and scamming straight men at the club to Jewish guilt and other holiday traditions, this episode HAS IT ALL. Plus, we finally uncover the truth about fluoride an...

Howdy Morons, you’re in for a treat! Today we’re bringing you a marvelous, show stopping, never before seen, hilarious, and utterly *quintessential* Moron-Toaster Power Hour with none other than the incomparable Jackie Oshry! We hope you love it as much as we do - it literally took us three tries. We're talking Ben's recent travel woes, plus size superheroes, GSNO at the Hard Rock Seminole, the Is...

Hiya Morons! Welcome back to yet another immaculate Monday right here with the Good Guys. Today we're talking holiday traditions, the treasure trove of Home Goods, Hunting (respectfully), and gift our listeners a Crash Course in Kosher. Plus, Ben shares his Best Bite of the Week and gives us the scoop on his recent trip to Charleston with Craig Conover! Oh, and did we mention this episode is a Spe...

Happy Thursday, Morons! We’re back with yet another exquisite solo episode for you cute little greedy little fiends! Today, we’re kicking things off with Ben’s Wicked review in-full, Paige’s run-in with Ariana at a house party, Josh’s increasing vocal range, and first dates at Chick-fil-A. Plus, we fill you in on Jay Leno’s recent hoodwinks, a cool new medical condition, and reveal our dream dinne...

Happy Monday, Morons! Hope everyone had a fantastic and gluttonous Thanksgiving! We're kicking off the last month of 2024 with Josh's birthday recap, our thoughts on Wicked, and the undeniable connection between $5 gift cards and shame spirals. Plus, we answer your Speakpipes and reveal who the worst airline passengers really are. What, are you nuts?! Love ya! Leave us a voicemail here! Sponsors:...

Mazel Morons, and Happy Thanksgiving! Today we're feeling incredibly blessed. So much so, that we've decided to bring the feast to YOU in the form of a Gourd Guys Thanksgiving Spectacular! And by that, we mean an episode that's publishing on Thanksgiving. We're talking all about our plans for Turkey Day, what an IDEAL festive spread looks like, the glory of Chinese takeout, and more! Plus, we delv...

Brace yourselves morons, this one’s a doozy! Today we’re talking brotherly love, self defense, surrogacy, class action lawsuits, BBLs, raccoons, dentists with no manners , and other things that make the world go round. Plus, we answer your Speakpipes and oh boy, does it get controversial! Rate us 5 stars, follow the show and leave a raving review, otherwise what are you NUTS? Love ya!  Leave us a...

MAZEL MORONS! Today our beloved Ben Soffer adds yet another moniker to his ever growing list, and it tops all the rest. In addition to being a celebrity chef, podcast host, and entrepreneur, *drumroll please*... BSC IS A FATHER TO BE! We're laughing, crying, worrying, and anxiously awaiting the arrival of the beautiful Baby Soffrey. Join us to hear the full scoop on Ben and Claudia's journey, Josh...

Hiya morons! There's no denying, things have been NUTS lately! Today we're discussing the results of the election, middle school sleepovers, and Daylight Savings Time, among other divisive topics. We also share wisdom teeth removal horror stories, debate whether or not we could hike the Appalachian trail, and unveil the harsh truth that Doctors still party. Plus, we answer your SpeakPipes about wh...

Mazel, Morons! We're back with another juicy solo episode for your listening pleasure. Today the guys are unpacking the phenomenon of Hallo-WEEKEND, Ben's future as a narc, Josh's son's fear of ghosts (and being in DEBT) and how there's really no such thing as a free lunch. Not only that, we're revealing our weirdest nightmares and the secret ingredient to keep your dawgs barking. Plus, we answer...

Happy Monday, Morons! Today, we're getting SERIOUS. Religion, public schools, and parenting, OH MY! But no need to fear- we've got plenty of goofs and gaffs in store as well. You can't find this content anywhere else! Plus, we investigate a truly mind boggling mystery that plagued the Soffer household on Yom Kippur... Tide pods at the dinner table?! WHAT ARE YOU, NUTS?! Love you all, enjoy! Leave...

Howdy Morons, it's Thursday and we're back again with another dazzling solo episode for your listening pleasure. Today, we're kicking things off with Ben's recent expedition to the DMV and Josh's experience watching a fight break out after a Dodgers game. We walk through various exit strategies in the event of a kidnapping, customer service, and Gypsy Rose's thoughts on the Menendez Brothers. PLUS...

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Good Guys and Gals… Do we have a show for you! Today we’re joined by none other than the incomparable Yvette Nicole Brown, AKA your favorite movie theater manager on Drake and Josh AND Miss Shirley on the hit comedy Community. Yvette shares what it was like on set working with a young Josh Peck, their relationship, her disappointment during Josh’s years of usi...

Happy Halloween to all the GHOULISH good guys and gals out there! Today, we’re talking about true American horror stories - from Josh’s experience auditioning for Mr. Robot to the upcoming election, that dreaded crawl space above the garage and the horrors of smoke detectors. PLUS, we debate whether or not Michelangelo was fit, unsavory lunch buffets, and answer YOUR Speakpipes about career crises...