Going Terribly

Let’s talk about poop, baby. Let’s talk about you and me.  ...and poop. This week Alice and Doug consider what they’d do for money, share their Christmas gifts, and, perhaps most importantly, discuss some really crappy factoids. And Doug will still not diagnose Alice’s incessant flatulence. Get ready for plenty of jenkem, vagus nerves, and dung beetles in this one, folks.  Other discussion topics...

Alice has gotten so crafty lately! She’s settled in nicely to her half old lady/half little kid era.  Meanwhile, Doug dabbles in mimery while pining for a well crafted sandwich.  Also, it’s the 32nd anniversary of the (obviously unfortunate) Nancy Kerrigan assault. Doug and Alice talk about it for a bit, even noting the date of the attack.  And it never even occurs to them that it was on this very...

In the last episode of the year, Alice and Doug welcome Jeremy Brailsford to the show.  It’s an episode of stress tests, (somewhat) current events, resolutions, and … more animal-related band names than you can shake a stick at. It’s a long one! So toss on a diaper and settle in. Enjoy the show! Other discussion topics may include: - Choppin the corgi - IBPOOPN - Can you make eyeballs out of gall...

First time guest Mark Atchison joins Doug and Alice this week to share holiday cheer! From wonderful, heartwarming stories to nonsensical sequels to timeless classic movies, this is one special episode you're not going to want to miss. Other discussion topics may include: - Using the elements to play God - Gag reflexes - Is it okay to name your daughter Doughnut? - Drool marks - Please, Daddy....

Doug has had some really weird dreams about Alice lately. Read that however you'd like, but you don't know the half of it until you listen to this episode. Plus, celebrate the 100th birthday of living legend song and dance man, Dick Van Dyke! And are Alice and Doug going to get a pet tamarin...? Other discussion topics include: - The 1940s weren't ready for homo sapiens - Hot take: Is...

Doug and Alice had a plumbing issue this past week. But while that might have been pretty crappy (heh), let's focus on the more fun parts of life - such as Alice's radio play coming up this weekend! Or Doug sharing news on new snacks everyone can go out and try! Or the fact that nobody had to poop in a litter box this past week! It truly is the season to be thankful. Other discussion topic...

It's time for two months worth of It Went Terribly! And boy, is it ever a-propro in this one. Doug shares a story about an NBA player who loved (in absolutely no particular order) chicken wings, naked women, and his deceased grandfather - all set against the backdrop of the global COVID pandemic. And Alice shares a list of her favorite soccer movies from the 2000s, plus educates us all on the...

'Tis the season to be thankful. And Doug and Alice sure try their absolute hardest. But why should you be thankful for manufacturers? For injuries? For...ears? Also, Alice is hooked on this new series she's been watching - cyber security training videos. So there's that. Other discussion topics may include: - Gigantic, small dangling spiders - How to fight off a case of Hepburn - The c...

Is Alice autotuned this episode? Or is her voice just all mangled due to a recent illness? And, if the latter, *should* we have autotuned her? Elsewhere, hear about how Alice and Doug almost kinda potentially could have sorta possibly considered getting another cat (maybe). But they apparently already have a pet radioactive spider, so that should be good for now. Other discussion topics may includ...

Yesterday was Alice's birthday! And, for the occasion, Doug has conjured up an exciting, brand new, absolutely-not-inspired-by-anything-else-ever game! Get ready for: Alice Shen: This Has Been Your Life So Far! Other discussion topics may include: - How long do you wear your favorite pair of underwear? - How to dodge the ram people - Is your butter for Ramadan? - Stop hitting old people with y...

Alice and Doug have just returned from a surprise early birthday trip out of town. They've come back with stories of food, a 40th anniversary celebration, and a what-might-have-been involving an "adult playground." It's also National Candy Day, and...have you ever noticed how suggestive some candy slogans sound? Well, you're about to. Other discussion topics may include: - A...

It's Halloween! *cue the screams, moans, and...baby sounds?* You know the drill. Our favorite Halloween aficionado Kevin Roach is back in the studio to play some seasonally inspired games. And, inevitably, Doug will make him say some totally inappropriate things in this year's annual horror skit. Here's a spoiler: Frankenstein has never been worse. Another spoiler: 59:16 in might be the single fun...

Doug's dealing with a splitting headache and a barely there voice, but the show must go on! Enjoy this abbreviated episode full of Alice and Doug recounting their weekend trip with friends to St. Louis for a little bit of wrasslin', a whole lot of food, and one very intriguing adventure. Other discussion topics may include: - Santa Claus Sting - Dead meat on a lost train - "Marlboro&q...

Woman down! This week's episode involves the tale of how Alice nearly met her end thanks to some kitty litter, a trash can, and a potential minor loss of flexibility. She also almost did a crime, so it's been a big week. Meanwhile, Doug envisions a baby Joe Pesci and...researches whether or not jock straps are trademarked? Okay, so it's not potential death or imprisonment, but it's...

Before we gets started - and this is very important - go to LEGO's website and help get a LEGO urinal made! Right this minute. Do it. Only we, as a united front, can make something once thought impossible a very wonder reality. Now, down to business. Alice teaches us about different commodes and when it's okay to lick off your nail polish. Meanwhile, Doug hates how good at match he is. And...

On this week's special 5-year (and one-week and one-day) anniversary edition of Going Terribly, Alice and Doug welcome special guests Nicholas Atlantic City Gonzalez and Wendy "If That Is Your Real Name" Brown to the show for games and shenanigans. Will Wendy's son ever accept her as a professional wrestling colleague? Will Nick ever get *ahem* "invited" into an operati...

Merry Christmas! Wait. That can't be right. Well, something weird is going down this week. You might as well check in and see what it is. If you stick around long enough you'll hear some alarming things about Costco, turkey bacon, and fanny packs. Real suburbanite kinda stuff. It's Going Terribly: The Anthrax-Free Edition. Other discussion topics may include: - Doing an audiobook for t...

This week Doug and Alice spend most of the episode becoming educated in poops and adjacent fields, thanks to an old, forgotten birthday gift. When they're not doing that, Doug is finally learning some new music while Alice is wondering if her memory has been partially erased by the FBI. Other discussion topics may include: - Trying to make "going giraffe" happen - Why you don't w...

What happens when you have to record an episode twice due to a technical issue the first time? You end up with a lot of slap happy ridiculousness, including some impromptu "Words with Nerds." Come roll some r's, hit some hard g's, and keep your k's in line in this really strange installment of Going Terribly. Other discussion topics may include: - Sailor talk: innovative or ignorant? - Cereal boxe...

Highland cows are really having a moment. As are pickles. And if you'd listen to this week's episode you'd think that so are American Girl dolls, poop knives, and super sexy swans (AND their cloacas). You know what's not having a moment? Windi the Gas Passer. Want to learn what that is? You've come to the right place. Other discussion topics may include: - Who won the war betwe...

In a world...where zomboodles and sea urchins run the streets, one fishmonger's daughter and her sour cream-fearing paramour do the only thing they know... Make really juvenile jokes on a weekly podcast. Other discussion topics may include: - Do you remember your first chicken marsala? - How to legally acquire your neighbor's dog - The dangers of living in a $250 house - Bad questions to a...

This week Doug regales us with origin tales of a couple of sticky substances. Meanwhile Alice is looking for a dongle wherever she can find it. And they have the audacity to call someone *else* "Dirty Dan." Other discussion topics may include: - Relearning how to play a mouth instrument - A multi-decades long sandpaper obsession - Period pills: What in the world? - Frank Lloyd Wright's Andrew Lloy...

This week Doug and Alice spend a lot of time chatting about old teen sitcoms involving twins, retired football stars, bands, evil twins, and fantastic(?) theme songs. They cap off the episode by trying to update an old classic singalong for the modern child. In between there are yard sales, heartburn, and...long burgers? Other discussion topics may include: - When was Sir Mix-a-Lot knighted? - A b...

It's almost a great day with Doug, as he researched the wrong day to start the episode. Whoops. Other than that, Alice laments the times of her class/grass conscious youth while Doug experiences his first conscious bout of xenophobia. It's also "It Went Terribly" week, so they correct some stuff, explain some things, and undoubtedly get everything else wrong. Other discussion top...

Danger Will Robinson! Alice has a story about a somewhat defective clock shaped heart purse. Or a heart purse in a clock. Or a ...purse heart clock. Whatever the case, Doritos and Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor are somehow involved. Elsewhere, there's something in Doug's hair, and he can't take the heat outside as well as his septuagenarian neighbor. But at least he has his incred...