God Awful Movies

On this week's episode, Thomas Smith joins us for an atheist review of Sodom and Gomorrah, the story of whatever the screenwriters decided they wanted to put there, since the biblical account is about nine sentences long and this movie ignores all but two of them. --- Check out Thomas's shows Opening Arguments , Serious Inquiries Only , and Philosophers in Space . --- If you’d like to make a per e...

On this week’s episode: Eli and Heath team up with Michael Marshall for a review of the post-apocalyptic rollerblading-themed eugenics cult movie  Prayer of the Rollerboys. --------------------- You can find Marsh on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/MrMMarsh Check out Marsh's other podcasts: Skeptics with a K and Be Reasonable --------------------- Get great deals while supporting the show by che...

On this week's episode, the guys team up for an atheist review of "Sons of Thunder", a series from Pureflix that imagines what would happen if them folks on Sons of Anarchy would just talk out their differences now and again. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat...

This week we dive back into David AR White's filmography for an atheist review of Jerusalem Countdown. We'll experience yet another cinematic rapture, but not before we wind out way through the most convoluted plot since the Bible. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick...

This week, Michael Marshall joins us to break down Gwenyth Paltrow's new series on Netflix, specifically the episode on psychics and mediums. So listen in as four skeptics (one a professional magician) show you what Gwenny's been keeping up her sleeve. --- Check out Marsh's other podcasts, Skeptics with a K and Be Reasonable . --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out o...

This week, the guys take the stage in Hollywood, California for an atheist review of "The Crossroads of Hunter Wilde." It's the story of Mike Norris wanting to do a post-apocalypse movie without actually nailing down what kind of apocalypse he was doing. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and perf...

This week, guest masochist Anna Bosnick joins us for an atheist review of "Belle and the Beast"... or something like that. The movie changes titles more often than most. But it's the story of a petulant two year old being a full grown man and a woman falling in love with him for no reason but the fact that she's the love interest. Hear more from Anna here:  https://www.annabosnick.com/ --- If you’...

On this week's episode, comedian Patrick Davis joins us for an atheist review of  "Sing Over Me",  a documentary about an evangelical hymn writer and his lifelong struggle with trying to maintain his homophobia and his homosexuality in equal measures.--- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performe...

On this week’s episode, Eli and Heath team up with veteran guest masochist Jonathan Jarry for a skeptical review of Gwyneth Paltrow's new Netflix show, The Goop Lab. We watched episode 5, entitled "The Energy Experience." --------------------- You can find Jonathan on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/crackedscience His podcast is The Body of Evidence: http://bodyofevidence.ca/podcast All of his s...

On this week’s episode, we team up for a review of The Boondock Saints, a movie which many incorrect people think they like. --- Get great deals while supporting the show by checking out our sponsors: https://bouqs.com/offers/awful https://www.getquip.com/ https://www.butcherbox.com/ --- Come see God Awful Movies live in LA! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-la-tickets-86927786...

This week, guest masochist Maggie Mae Fish joins us for an atheist review of “Love Waits”, the story of two people not having sex. Or, actually, all the characters don’t have sex. So it’s basically an abstinence orgy. --- Check out Maggie’s videos about Fireproof , I’m In Love With a Church Girl , and Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas , Or just check out her whole channel here: https://www.youtube.c...

This week, Callie Wright of the Queersplaining podcast joins us to discuss the fifth installment in the Star Trek franchise, in which Kirk et al meet god, and therefore get to be on our show. --- Come see God Awful Movies live in LA! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-la-tickets-86927786349 If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://pat...

This week, Ian Harris joins us for an atheist review of "Badge of Faith", the inspiring story of a man overcoming paralysis using nothing but science, medicine, and technology... and then thanking god for it. --- Come see God Awful Movies live in LA! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-la-tickets-86927786349 --- Check out Ian's stand up here:  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5G...

This week, Heath's ex-girlfriend Rachel joins us to review a rom-com. And it goes about as well as you expect. --- Come see God Awful Movies live in LA! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-la-tickets-86927786349 If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Ev...

This week, we team up for an atheist review of "Wish for Christmas", the story of a young girl wishing her parents were atheists and Pureflix reveling in the fact that there's no social cost to bigotry against that minority. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evi...

This week, guest masochist Michael Marshall joins us to try to remember a time when these movies were noticeably worse than the British news cycle. --- Check out the Detective Trapp Podcast here:  https://wondery.com/shows/detective-trapp/ --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan...

This week, guest masochist Rebecca Vigil joins us for an atheist review of the 1959 Mexican classic, "Santa Claus"; a movie I was only able to discern from an acid trip by the fact that my notes lined up with everybody else's. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of E...

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "Savior"; a movie that asks "What would happen if Jesus was born in modern day England?" and answers "Nothing much, as it turns out."  But with an accent. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mar...

On this week's episode, we crank it up to a 3.4 or so. --- How to Participate in Vulgarity for Charity : Click here to donate to Modest Needs Send your donation receipt to this email, along with info on who you want insulted. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Ev...

This week, guest masochist Tracie Harris joins us for an atheist review of "The Story of Mankind"; a 1957 film that redefined how bad movies could be in an age where they cost that much to film. --- How to Participate in Vulgarity for Charity : Click here to donate to Modest Needs Send your donation receipt to this email, along with info on who you want insulted. --- Check out the Truth & Tran...

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of the debut episode of "Fire by Nite"; a frighteningly long running evangelical rip off of Saturday Night Live that had a less strict policy about offensive accents. --- How to Participate in Vulgarity for Charity : Click here to donate to Modest Needs Send your donation receipt to vulgarityforcharity@gmail.com, along with info on who you want ins...

This week, Noah and Eli team up for an atheist review of "Gramps Goes to College"; the story of what you fantasize about when you're not allowed to think about sex. --- How to Participate in Vulgarity for Charity : Click here to donate to Modest Needs Send your donation receipt to vulgarityforcharity@gmail.com, along with info on who you want insulted. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donat...

This week, the gang gets together for a one-night only Fathom Event starring Kevin Sorbo*, Eric Roberts*, and the 2nd Amendment. --- *starring as in... in the movie enough for them to put them at the top of the cast list on IMDb --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of...

This week, guest masochist Michael Marshall joins us to discuss the one way portal to hell that is the Ouija board. --- Check out Marsh's show, Be Reasonable . Check out Marsh's other show, Skeptics with a K --- --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on...

This week, guest masochist Rebecca Vigil joins us to help give the devil some weight management tips. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page : https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars...