God Awful Movies

This week, Shannon Grover and Bryce Blankenagel join us for an atheist review of  The Work and the Glory , the story of some people getting conned by Joseph Smith so good that people making a movie about it 200 years later still don't realize it was a con. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Ch...

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of  Elizabeth's Gift , the heartwarming story about a mom with a dead kid, a kid with a dead mom, and the arms deal that brings them together. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Ske...

This week, guest masochist Jessica Bluemke Greiff of the Friendly Atheist podcast joins us for an atheist review of A Teenage Conflict , where we explore the dark and dangerous world of children learning facts and the terrifying world it might lead to.--- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check o...

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of  Only God Can , the story of several actors reading from a script in front of a camera. Sorry, this one doesn't have enough plot to fill out a whole summary. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing...

This week, Moishe joins us to discuss a show about boring people not quite having an affair. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of...

On this week's episode, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of  Soul Surfer , the story of the problem of evil, as told by a shark. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme...

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of  Unidentified , the story of Rich Christiano feeling like the "but what if they're demons?" question wasn't being asked enough about the UFO phenomenon. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The...

This week, Callie Wright of the Queersplaining podcast joins us for an atheist review of  Boondock Saints 2: All Saints Day . It's the story of a spectacularly under-talented writer trying to squeeze ten years of cocaine dreams into 2 hours of film. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out...

This week, Thomas Smith joins us for an atheist review of After School , the most boobtastic film in the history of God Awful Movies - and I'm gonna go ahead and put my chips down, the most boobtastic film in the future of the show as well. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our othe...

This week, Frank and Dan from  Thank God I'm Atheist  join us for an atheist review of  Courageous , the story of a corrupt cop, a dead daughter, a 5K run, a parenting pledge, a down on his luck construction worker, and absolutely no connective tissue. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Hear m...

This week, Marsh joins us to watch kids try (and fail) to clap in rhythm. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Ma...

This week, Dan and Jordan from Knowledge Fight are back to take on Pureflix's favorite Jesus in the TV series spin off of their "popular" film  The Encounter . --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Mi...

This week, Andrew Torrez joins the guys for an atheist review of  The Conjuring 3: The Devil Made Me Do It , the story of how, if anything, we didn't panic  enough about Satanism back in the eighties. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skep...

This week, guest masochist Patrick Davis joins us for a review of Censored, the story of a bunch of bigots who thinks nobody wanting to listen to them is the same as them not being allowed to talk. --- Learn more about Patrick's magic show here: https://www.magicscam.com/ --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon...

This week Cara Santa Maria joins us once again for an atheist review of Sons of Thunder, episode 3. It's the story of a giant of a man repeatedly sneaking up on people. Other stuff happens, sure, but it hardly seems consequential enough to mention in comparison. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godaw...

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of  Cutback , the story of a screenwriter assassinating every plot thread he comes up with two scenes after it's established. And also, subpar surfing montages. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist...

This week, Tom and Cecil from the Cognitive Dissonance podcast join us for one of the most joyously awful movies we've watched to date. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Hear more from Tom and Cecil on Cognitive Dissonance . Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , C...

On this week's episode, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of "A Week Away", the story of a kid going to Jesus camp and ... that's pretty much it. There's also bad music. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast Check out our other show...

On this week's episode, Heath and Eli join forces with Marsh for an atheist review of Flatliners (1990) . We learn about the science of near death experiences from Joel Schumacher. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Ne...

On this week's episode, Eli, Heath, and Noah join forces for an atheist review of  Absolute Interference , the sequel to Mike "My Pillow" Lindell's subway rant about ... stuff that I'd probably get dinged by podcast apps for even spelling out in the intro. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Ch...

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Lazer Us , a movie so baffling we don't so much describe it as interpret it. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Ci...

This week, guest masochist Andrew Torrez joins us for a skeptical review of  Roe v Wade , the new anti-abortion propaganda flick from the people that brought you nothing ever before or ever again. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticr...

This week, Thomas Smith joins us for a very convoluted answer to a really simple question. --- Check out more from Thomas on Opening Arguments or Serious Inquiries Only or Philosophers in Space . --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticra...

This week, Dan and Jordan from Knowledge Fight join us for an atheist review of  The Bells of Innocence , the story of Mike Norris and David AR White's relentless quest to touch other people's children. And yes, that is precisely the movie's plot. --- Hear more from Dan and Jordan by checking out Knowledge Fight here . --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes...

On this week's episode, guest masochist Jessica Bluemke Greiff joins us for an atheist review of  The God Question , the story of waiting for software to install, then waiting for software to run, then being upset that the software didn't run correctly. Over and over again. For an entire movie. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on...