Go! My Favorite Sports Team

From Typhoid to wild dogs, and alongside the events of the World's Fair… It’s the OLYMPICS! This week, your elegant hosts, Markiplier and Tyler Scheid, take you on a journey through the events of the disastrous 1904 Olympics. Cut your pants into shorts, hitchhike to St Louis, and sail your way into this week’s episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on GMFST, your cavemen return as Tyler Scheid takes Markiplier on a sandy journey to his birth state's born sport. With the regular check in on Caitlin Clark first, your hosts spike, dig, and dive for balls, specifically Volleyballs, as they prime themselves for beachy battle. Grab a friend, grab two enemies, a net, and a ball as you join in on this glorious Beach Volleyball Primer! Lear...

Fireworks, barbecue, and AMERICA!!! That's right, it's a 4th of July Special and your elegant hosts celebrate GMFST style by... BEING BACK IN THE STUDIO TOGETHER!!! Markiplier issues an Olympic Bounty & Tyler Scheid shares his divisive thoughts on fireworks. Don't worry, sports are talked about too! Register to vote, prepare for the Olympics, and please keep your fingers on your hands throughout t...

INCOMING DRAMA!!! Pat McAfee gets called out, Markiplier throws his weight, and Tyler Scheid was a horse boy?? After trotting into this episode ever so ballsy, your hosts finally giddy up into the primer of the very "real" sport of Hobby Horsing. Grab your saddle/stick, don your riding shoes, and gallop your way into this episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Led by your elegant host Markiplier, we travel back in time to meet our Master of Balls in Holes, Tyler Scheid, in 1979 Chicago. Disco takes center stage as we attend a doubleheader between the White Sox and the Detroit Tigers... What could possibly go wrong with a night that is known today as Disco Demolition Night?? Grab your best disco outfit, sport your dancing shoes, and boogie down with this...

Cheers elegant listeners, it's time for BEER SPORTS!! Markiplier and Tyler Scheid crack open their college days and dive right into red solo cups, buckets, and frat parties. While the Sith master divulges the rules of various Beer Olympic events, apprentice Markiplier plans for the future... But WHAT COULD THAT MEAN!? Grab a cold one (glass of water, of course), some ping pong balls, and test your...

Bruised shins of glory, tree tossing, and static jumps from the hills to the cliffs... That's right, it's time for Markiplier & Tyler Scheid to Welly Wang their way through the Olimpicks, the Cotswold Olimpick Games that is! Stuff your pants full of hay, build a wooden castle, and enjoy all the underplay and overplay in this episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Extra! Extra! Tune in for all about IT! Your elegant hosts, Tyler Scheid, the Master of Balls and Holes, and the mustachioed Markiplier bring you BIG, HUGE, HUMONGOUS sports news! There was a plan, but plans change when absolute chaos is afoot!! Stop clown fishing around and headline right into this week's episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

That's left elegant listeners, our hosts Tyler Scheid, the master of Circles and Cylinders, and Markiplier race through the sport of NASCAR after making a Pit Stop at "getting fired" and drinking Ovaltine. I LIKE LEFT! Don't worry, we all know Wade loves it and invented it all as the eldritch being he is... Anyways, update your resume, start your engines, and race into this week's episode! Oh and...

Good evening, gentle listeners and welcome to Distracti... wait a minute! Which podcast is this? GMFST!?!? But Bob and Wade are here?! Where's Markiplier?!?!? Welcome Elegant listeners(and Watchers exclusively on Spotify) to GO! My Favorite Distractible, the GAME SHOW where sports and chaos collide. What's in store? Well, you'll just have to download and tune in to find out!!! Learn more about you...

A sport with many balls and several holes, perfect for your Master of Balls & Holes, right!? This week, Tyler Scheid and bathtub Markiplier take aim at the sport of Snooker! With perfectly pronounced pronunciations, out of this world accents, Mark's recounting of Chica's shenanigans, and a brilliant breakdown of the rules of Snooker, you don't wanna miss this episode!! Catch it all plus more with...

Cock-a-doodle-doo! This new episode has risen just for you ;P Tyler Scheid, your master of balls & holes, talks on the ins and outs, ups and downs of rackets and shuttlecocks, while Mark battles with his camera focus and his ADHD! Tune in as your elegant hosts touch on anatomy and more, all the while Markiplier enjoys his new unique setup. Move this to the front of your playlist to enjoy the doubl...

A SPORT FROM THAILAND!! After some J'accuse ghost STOMPING & Markiplier ranting about movie making... elbows, feet, knees, and hands start flying as Baby Mark get's thrown into precisely measured ring! Prep yourself for battle against 10 markiplier, the pressure of relatives, and feel the support from your elegant hosts in your decisions when you tune into this one. P.S. Authentic Muay Thai video...

Ah… the Boston Tea Party, WAIT!.. THE BOSTON MARATHON is this weekend, and as such Tyler Scheid and Markiplier are here to run you through its requirements and history ;) That is once they get through the marathon of a J’accuse from MARKIPLIER regarding his engineering studies. Anyways, tie your shoes tight, grab some water, and run right into this glorious episode about marathon running! You’ll n...

Season 3 kicks off with... A NON-SPORT PRIMER!? On PRO WRESTLING and the WWE?!... Is this a new season or an alternate reality? This season Markiplier & Tyler Scheid begin with recent sports news, a brief conversation about Chica's recent birthday, and then jump right into the arena for the epic drama and dance that is the forum of World Wrestling Entertainment. So find an opponent, grab a folding...

Hello elegant listeners and welcome to the Season 2 finale of GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! My Favorite Sports Team! Let's reminisce on all... ok, some, of your favorite moments from Season 2! Tune in for an ANNOUNCEMENT!!! and some laughs! And maybe just be inspired to rewatch all of Season 2 and share the podcast with a friend :) Thanks, now ENJOY!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.f...

Tyler Scheid, our master of balls and holes, HAS A CONCUSSION!?!? And is all alone this week because the Iron Lung movie has stolen Markiplier away!?!? Listen in as Trauma’d Tyler recounts his bike wreck, how he somehow isn't dead, and how his athleticism and history in sports likely helped him avoid major injury! Put on your protective equipment and stay vigilant as you watch/listen to this week’...

The master of balls & holes has RETURNED from Thailand! After surviving getting punched by an elephant, jumping a canyon, and navigating the treacherous time zones, Tyler Scheid is back to share his experience with Markiplier & recap a few recent sports stories. Grab your passport as your ears shall go on a journey enjoying this episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoic...

Markiplier, alone, no master of balls & holes… That’s right, this is Mark’s show now & he ATTENDED A SPORTS EVENT!?!? Join in as he shares his experience & guides you through how YOU TOO can attend a sporting event near you!! Get tense with excitement, chant your heart out, maybe even people watch, but first we recommend you tune in to this very special episode :) Learn more about your ad choices....

It’s time to LEAP, HOP, & JUMP into what else… sports that do just that!! In celebration of the leap year & the upcoming leap day, our elegant hosts, Tyler Scheid and Markiplier, launch themselves into some speedy primers on a few of these bouncy sports! Grab a friend and spring into this hopping good episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

FINALLY, the “primer” you’ve all been waiting for!! With love in the air due to Valentine's Day, our elegant hosts, Tyler Scheid and Markiplier, dive head first into SEX!! Who first did the horizontal tango?? There have been competitions!? Could it truly be a sport? Light a candle, change into something more comfortable, and get down with this week's episode ;) Learn more about your ad choices. Vi...

Wait?! Tyler's brother really exists?! And he's joined our elegant hosts, Tyler Scheid and Markiplier, as a guest?! The infamous brother is revealed & brings with him the 3 types of fun, his sports injuries, and stories of misadventure with Tyler!!! Check out this episode to meet this mystical brother, Jared, and be sure to stay to the end for A LIVE AND IN PERSON J'ACCUSE!! Learn more about your...

Attention! Attention! It's time for the EPIC conclusion of the battle of the J'Accuses! Tyler Scheid and Markiplier, your elegant hosts, pass their FINAL JUDGMENTS on your GMFST J'Accuses!! Can anyone dethrone the sex competition j'accuse!? How did a J'accuse just afflict poison damage!? Left is not LEFT??? Tune in and find out which J'accuse reins supreme! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...

Today is Tyler's birthday, and what better way to celebrate than to...KICK HIM OUT OF THE STUDIO!!! Your other elegant host, Markiplier, is joined by Tyler’s brother & father as they share previously untold details about your Master of Balls in Holes. Hear about their sports lives, and tune in as they share revealing & embarrassing stories of Tyler. Be sure to wish a Happy Birthday to Tyler as you...

Hear Ye! Hear Ye! It's time for the battle of the J'Accuses! The contest conclusions! Tyler Scheid and Markiplier, your elegant hosts, FINALLY judge your GMFST J'Accuses!! How valid are your accostings of Mark’s and Tyler's mistakes and flaws? Is anyone worthy of the crown? What & who will prevail? Listen to this episode to find out, maybe… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adch...