Go Home Bible, You're Drunk

Grab your favorite beverage cause this week we dive into the most famous Bible verse of them all, John 3:16. Reading it again we aren't all that sure why it's famous but we did learn why we don't have social skills, how most American evangelicals probably aren't saved, and how organizing outside of power is probably the most "Christian" thing you can do. To top it off we also get into Chris Pratt,...

This week we welcome Andre Henry to the podcast to tell us a little story about his hometown's curious place in Christian history. We also talk about the KKK, Jonathan Edwards, and how White Jesus just might be a serial killer. Grab your favorite beverage, its a good one! You can preorder Andre's book "All the White Friends I Couldn't Keep" at this affiliate link: https://amzn.to/3mJiG8R  If you a...

Grab your favorite beverage and maybe your kid's candy and settle in for a delightful conversation with Alice Hamilton about evangelical Halloween. We cover Midnight Mass, the Satanic Panic, Hell Houses, and how not great Tori and Alice's Halloween traditions were. It's a delight. Enjoy your holidays! Content Warning: Brief mention of suicide. If you would like to support the show please consider...

This is our 25th episode and lets drink to that! Joining us this week is the delightful Andrew Nome, better know on the internet as Nome the Barbarian. He brings a wealth of knowledge, a handle of rum, and an absolutely fantastic perspective on this strange story of a wizardly hitman and a talking donkey. We cover everything from the anatomy of angels, why hippos are difficult to castrate, and so...

Here it is folks, the long lost Elisha and the Two Bears episode! Grab your favorite beverage as we discuss this very strange story and ponder why God wakes up every morning and chooses violence. It's enough to drive anyone to drink. Cheers! Note: This episode was recorded a while ago so please bear (get it) with some of the audio issues.  If you would like to support the show more directly please...

We are taking a trip to the Tower of Babel this week and honestly we are feeling a way about it. Grab your favorite beverage cause we don't think anyone has any idea what this story is about and we are going to get to the bottom of it...or at lease have so fun trying. Enjoy! If you are able to support the show financially please consider joining our Patreon: Patreon.com/gohomebible Learn more abou...

Sometimes the Bible isn't so bad, in fact sometimes its still good, and this week we drink to that. Also we talk about how apparently we were never exposed to True Christianity™ and that is why we walked away from the faith. Oh, and Antifa is more like Jesus than Evangelicals. Enjoy! If you are able to toss a little mutual aid our way please consider donating to our patreon: Patreon.com/gohomebibl...

Join us this week for a rousing conversation about Paul's unsuccessful attempts a quelling a riot and evangelicals unsuccessful attempts to keep people from being compassionate. We also compare notes on our training as teenage exorcists and take an inventory of the things we had to burn for Jesus. Enjoy! Content Warning: There is a brief comment about rape around the 8 minute mark. Check out our P...

You are gonna want to grab your favorite beverage; this one is alot to take in. Mason Mennenga joins us today to talk about Catherine of Siena and her unique way of loving Jesus, the Satanic Temple's similarity to the Early Church, and why Christian sexuality is important. We also discover that he has a deep seated and unconscious attraction to Julia Child. So yeah, it's a good one. Enjoy! Note: W...

Joining us this week is the ever brilliant Brad Onishi to talk with us about Job and the family. The character of Job is probably the closest thing we have to a "family man" in the Bible and well...things don't really work out all that well for him. Grab your favorite beverage my friends., we are deconstructing sacred family values this week! If you would like to support the podcast please conside...

Raise a glass to communist Jesus because this week we are talking about how God strikes down the capitalists with Lauren O'Neal. The story of Ananias and Sapphira is a troubling one but with a drink in hand nothing can stop us from diving into the deep end and solving the world's problems while we are at it. Also on the pod we briefly discuss our memories of the early war in Afghanistan, how Paul...

This one we drank a bit more than usual and talked about Samson who is a deeply weird dude and probably a serial killer. Come for the drinks and laughs; stay for the takedown of conservative morality and a pleasantly heartfelt talk about deconstruction. If you like ad free content and are able to partner with us financially we would love to have you join our Patreon at patreon.com/gohomebible Lear...

Hey friends we did it, we are finally taking on Paul! This is the first of a loose series tentatively titled Paul is a D*ck. We spill all the tea on everyones favorite theological cop and we hope you enjoy listening to it as much as we enjoyed making it. Grab your favorite beverage because we are setting captives free (unlike Paul). Also in this episode we air our grievances about Joshua Harris, h...

This week we dive into the Sunday School classic, Daniel and the Lions Den! Beverage in hand we look at how this story is usually taught to children and how problematic martyrdom is. Also we can't seem to remember if it is Lions or Bears which is a good time. Also in the episode we talk about biblical commas, how empires create trauma wherever they go, and just how hot Oscar Issac is with a beard....

In the Bible the story of Lot is little dark so we thought we needed to bring a friend along to help us out. Andrew Seidel is an attorney at the Freedom From Religion foundation and the author of The Founding Myth: Why Christian Nationalism is Un-American. He is also a fantastic communicator and delightful to talk to. Our conversation ranges from the January 6th attacks on the Capitol, to parentin...

If you don't have a favorite beverage don't worry because Jesus has you covered! This week we dive into the wine filled ceremonial jug that is the Wedding at Cana and a good time is had by all . Also we discuss Ken Ham's newest project, just how many wives Jesus might have had and give out a life verse to our newest patron! If you would like your own life verse please check out our patreon communi...

Grab your favorite beverage my friends because we are looking at Jesus today and it isn't pretty. Our boy prays outside in the rain, walks on water, and then gets downright petty with his people which honestly isn't a good look. We also talk about David Jeremiah's freak out over exvangelicals, why you should not kink shame the whore of Babylon, and whole lot more. Cheers y'all, enjoy! If you want...

This week Jonah gets all up in his feels watching a giant worm devour his favorite houseplant. Grab your favorite beverage for Jonah part 2; it is way weirder than you remember. Also this episode features a discussion about Russel Moore and the SBC's complete disinterest in accountability for sexual misconduct because you know that's not the gospel or whatever.  If you want to support the show ple...

This week we celebrate episode 10 with another classic, Jonah! This is part 1 of a two part series so grab your favorite beverage as we get into this story that is way weirder than you remember.  Also this episode feature a discussion about what in the world Mark Driscoll is up to and how much Tori is obsessed with whales. Very excited to see what y'all think! If you want to support the show pleas...

Today we get into the story of Hagar and how our different perspectives shape how we view her and what we bring to the Bible. Also Abraham is basically the rich white guy with no accountability in the Bible and we don't pull our punches. Grab your favorite beverage; this is a great conversation. If you want to support the show please head over to our Patreon: patreon.com/gohomebible You can also f...

This week we head to the Libertarian paradise that is the book of Judges and check out what God's woman Deborah is up to. We also visit the tent of Jael for a glass of milk and let's just say it doesn't go all that well. Grab your favorite beverage and find out how ladies in patriarchy get things done. If you want to support the show please head over to our Patreon: patreon.com/gohomebible You can...

This week we jump into the world of Young Earth Creationism and how our beliefs about the cosmos shape us. Tori and Justin get a little more personal as we talk about our de-conversions away from evangelical "science" and into embracing the infinite joy (and sometimes terror) that is the universe we find ourselves in. Grab your favorite beverage; this is a good one. If you want to support the show...

Today we visit the New Testament to look at our favorite Antifa Liberal, Jesus Christ himself. Grab your whips and your favorite beverage to watch our Lord and Savior flip tables, destroy personal property, and generally disrupt commerce. It's a hot one and we think that is just the way the Lord would like it. Cheers! If you want to support the show please head over to our Patreon: patreon.com/goh...

This one is a bit different because we are dropping off the pages of the Bible and into the mind and work of one of the great grandfathers of purity culture, John Harvey Kellogg. Grab your favorite beverage because this man is a train wreck of science, woo, and religious self-loathing that you have to see (ok, hear) to believe. CW: brief mention of religiously motivated medical procedures. If you...

Grab your favorite beverage cause we are headed down to Jericho town. This week we talk about the battle of Jericho, the use of the Bible to justify all kinds of harm, and just how many crafty sex workers are getting pretty high praise in the pages of Scripture. Hope you enjoy! If you want to support the show please head over to our Patreon: patreon.com/gohomebible You can also follow our socials....