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This is a wholesome lighthearted episode ahead of the holiday season to give us all a little break from *gestures vaguely* all of this. No real agenda just some random questions from the Discord for you to enjoy as you travel or unravel this week.  Enjoy! We now have a Discord now for our Patrons! You can join here: Patreon.com/gohomebible This podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat...

This week we take a little time to talk about how bad evangelicals are at community and how that impacts those of us that have left. How do we create community and quality relationships now that we don't have to all agree on what we believe? As we prep for Thanksgiving and the holiday season this is a good one to grab your favorite beverage and cozy up to. Cheers! We now have a Discord now for our...

This week we return to dear old Moses and our boy is not doing well. Apparently asking basic clarifying questions makes God big mad, who knew? We also dig a bit more into Christian Nationalism which thankfully didn't take over the entire government this week. Grab your favorite beverage, this was a fun one. We now have a Discord now for our Patrons! You can join here: Patreon.com/gohomebible This...

This week on the pod we talk about everyone's favorite story of coercive calling, Moses and the Burning Bush. Here at Go Home Bible we have a soft spot for ol' Moses and really feel like God gave him a raw deal and blamed him for problems God caused themself. This story is no different so grab your favorite beverage as we dive into Part 1 of this very wild story.  We now have a Discord now for our...

This week we are diving back into the Bible for some witchy goodness before Halloween. We are visiting the Witch of Endor and finding her to be surprisingly wholesome and neighborly. Also we talk about how evangelicals are not so slyly redefining who their neighbors are. It's not a good look. Grab your favorite spooky beverage; it's a fun one! Happy Halloween and/or Samhain to all who celebrate! W...

Hey friends we have a bit of a different episode today wherein we talk about our former views on Climate Change and why they just aren't going to cut it. Stick around after the break where we try to get practical on how to incentivise your conservative relatives to care about this place we call home. It's a deep dive this week so grab your favorite beverage and enjoy! We now have a Discord now for...

This week on the podcast we welcome back Andrew Seidel, attorney and author of "The Founding Myth" and the newly released "American Crusade: How the Supreme Court Is Weaponizing Religious Freedom". You can check them out wherever books are sold or at your local library. Andrew is a wonderful friend of the pod and we are glad to have him back to discuss how we got to this wild place with the Suprem...

This week we are taking a tour of all the wonderful Christian themed parks in the land and it is a wild ride of grift, incompetence, and hilarity. Grab your favorite beverage cause the animatronics are coming alive and half the exhibits are stolen. We now have a Discord now for our Patrons! You can join here: Patreon.com/gohomebible This podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio:...

How many times have we heard God has a plan for us? A million. How many times was that used for spiritual bypassing, gaslighting, and an excuse to not actually do the work? A million more. This week we get into God's "plans" for us and just how wild it was that we put our lives in White Evangelical Jesus' very incapable hands. Grab your favorite beverage my friends. This is a good one. We now have...

This week we do a little check up; how are you all doing? Are you getting enough water? How about rest? Also we talk about Melchizedek because really, who is this guy? Take care of yourselves out there. Cheers! We now have a Discord now for our Patrons! You can join here: Patreon.com/gohomebible This podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: https://elizabethnordenholt.com Learn...

This week we talk about the importance of diversity of casting and how Star Trek did all of this years ago. We also get into the sin of Achan and why, per usual, the punishment was much worse than the crime. Grab your favorite beverage; its a good one! We now have a Discord now for our Patrons! You can join here: Patreon.com/gohomebible This podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Au...

Did you happen to know that one of the tithes taken up by Israel was to be spent exclusively on parties? We didn't either. Join us this week as we continue our series on parties of the Bible and talk about how Christians misunderstand tithing and how, as depicted in the Bible, it actually was kinda cool. Cheers! We now have a Discord now for our Patrons! You can join here: Patreon.com/gohomebible...

We are continuing our series of parties in the Bible and taking look at what folks got up to while Moses was away staring at God's ass. Completely understandable shenanigans ensue but, you know, God is a bad dad so his reaction is completely over the top. Also cancel all student loans. Seriously it isn't that hard. Cheers! We now have a Discord now for our Patrons! You can join here: Patreon.com/g...

Hey friends this week we talk about everyones favorite locust eater, John the Baptist. Well really we talk about Herod and his wild party where the ol' Baptist lost his head because apparently that is a think that happens at a party in the ancient near east. Its a fun time, cheers! We now have a Discord now for our Patrons! You can join here: Patreon.com/gohomebible This podcast is edited by Eliza...

Continuing our coverage of great parties in the Bible we couldn't leave out the party with all the best people; hell itself. For some reason (ok we know) evangelicals are obsessed with hell and its a bit problematic. So as usual we think and drink about it and would love to have you along for the ride cause its better to have friends in hell than not enjoy singing in heaven...or something like tha...

In continuing our series on parties in the Bible we decided to take on the ultimate party, Heaven. Initially we were skeptical that heaven could be a great place to spend eternity but with the right company it might not be so bad. Grab your favorite beverage folks; it's going to be a wild time in heaven if they happen to let us in. We now have a Discord now for our Patrons! You can join here: Patr...

This week we talk a bit about how we treat each other on the internet and maybe not to dogpile on people. Cause you gotta call in before you call out. Also we decided to look into some parties in the Bible and boy howdy did they throw some ragers. Grab your favorite beverage my friends we are standing with Queen Vashti this week and she is fabulous. We now have a Discord now for our Patrons! You c...

Folks we went to church today and learned a bit about how Martha (in the book of John at least) doesn't exist. Is it an innocent mistake of a conspiracy? Grab your favorite beverage and find out! Also we talk about how to make white progressive spaces more colorful. Hope you enjoy! We now have a Discord now for our Patrons! You can join here: Patreon.com/gohomebible This podcast is edited by Eliza...

This week Tori and Justin share their experiences with Christian Private Schools and Homeschooling...its a total mess. We get into some of the wild things we were taught, how private schools can get away with just about anything, and also (hopefully) how to push for small reforms at the state level. It kinda drives us to drink but that's what we are here for. Cheers. We now have a Discord now for...

This week we fulfill one of our lifelong dreams and go to one of those crazy Babylonian parties everyone is going on about...unfortunately it is the last Babylonian party and is ruined by the maybe fictional Daniel and the completely fictional Darius the Mede. Oops. We also do a new segment about what we are currently obsessed with and a fun time was had by all. Enjoy! We now have a Discord now fo...

We are trying something a little different this week; we are doing a full episode deep dive into the history of the Southern Baptist Convention and it does not disappoint. There are twists, there are turns, there are...some pretty predictable outcomes. Grab your favorite beverage, this one is a doozie. We now have a Discord now for our Patrons! You can join here: Patreon.com/gohomebible This podca...

Hey friends this week we try to go a little lighter and talk about the totally normal lesbian kiss in a kids movie as well as how strange the story of Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego is. It's wild out there friends. Stay safe and love each other. Cheers! We now have a Discord now for our Patrons! You can join here: Patreon.com/gohomebible This podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat A...

This week we spill the tea on the Souther Baptist Convention and get a little perturbed at the ways lepers were treated in the ancient near east. Also we talk about STIs, medical stigmas, and how mean our brains are to us. Its a delight, enjoy 🍻 We now have a Discord now for our Patrons! You can join here: Patreon.com/gohomebible This podcast is edited by Elizabeth Nordenholt from Podcat Audio: h...

This week we have a bit of a different episode where Tori and Justin talk about evil. We trace what we were taught as kids about why bad things happen and then try to figure out where we land today. It is a bit of an experiment. Let us know what you think! Note: There were some technical issues with this episode. We ironed it out the best we could but some content was sadly lost. We have a Discord...

Grab your favorite beverage because we dive into the patriarchy that drives much of the SBC and its...not a good look. Also if you grew up with Christian television on blast 24/7 or are worried your parents have bankrupted themselves giving their money to spiritual snake oil salesmen this might be a cathartic listen. If you don't know what an SBC is and haven't watched relatives hand over money to...