Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you)

Lucky for tom, when he decides to live an ‘outlaw life’ he’s got lowly friends to be there with him. They try to tough it out, until Tom sneaks off to be back in civilized life where his aunt makes him real food… Just like the life I’m living with my new washer/dryer- except that I can’t go back to life before my eco-friendly washer/dryer. Go on, read it yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-ad...

Guilt is a powerful force- the same guilt that guides a boy into a world of pain also guides a middle-aged man to wear the same underwear for 4 days. Go on, read it yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-adventures-of-tom-sawyer-original-and-uncensored/9781074561192 Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.

Racial Stereotypes abound in chapter 9 as ‘Injun Joe’ kills a man. And as Tom and Huck are on the run, they still manages to drop the n-word. And Tom’s fiancé breaks it off. Go on, read it yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-adventures-of-tom-sawyer-original-and-uncensored/9781074561192 Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.

When the stress of being engaged is too much, Tom turns to pagan rituals and fantasy. Go on, read it yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-adventures-of-tom-sawyer-original-and-uncensored/9781074561192 Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.

If a small boy asks a small girl to get engaged, does anyone in pre-civil war Mississippi notice? Find out in today’s episode. Go on, read it yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-adventures-of-tom-sawyer-original-and-uncensored/9781074561192 Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.

We Learn about Huck Finn, who is considered the town low-life. Though I don’t see why. Anyone who walks around with a dead cat seems fine to me. We also learn how to successfully hit on a woman. Go on, read it yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-adventures-of-tom-sawyer-original-and-uncensored/9781074561192 Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.

Not a lot happens. Just a bored kid in church getting pinched by pinch bugs. Though, since nothing carries over from chapter to chapter- I’m beginning to believe that Mark Twain invented the situational comedy format. Go on, read it yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-adventures-of-tom-sawyer-original-and-uncensored/9781074561192 Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.

I visited a friend in another city, and I can’t make it tie into an episode where Tom Sawyer lied his way into a brand new bible. Go on, read it yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-adventures-of-tom-sawyer-original-and-uncensored/9781074561192 Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.

Covid still exists, weirdly enough. And this chapter teaches you that you can use it to fake your own death. Though, you might get a bed pan's "water" thrown on you. Go on, read it yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-adventures-of-tom-sawyer-original-and-uncensored/9781074561192 Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.

A fathers day lesson on how kids just don't care about you. They don't care about you at all. They'll go out of their way to hurt you through lies and deception every time. Go on, read it yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-adventures-of-tom-sawyer-original-and-uncensored/9781074561192 Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.

I decide to spend my summer reading a classic story about young boys scrappin' and yellin'. I also begin the long journey of navigating a minefield of racist language. Sit back and enjoy an American classic. Go on, read it yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-adventures-of-tom-sawyer-original-and-uncensored/9781074561192 Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.

One story about appreciating the morons you live with by comparing them to even worse morons. And another about why you should never screw over a freelancer. Go on, read it yourself: https://www.feedbooks.com/book/4040/the-red-fairy-book Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.

A story about the failure of quantim computing... because it has 'down-time' like the weather? Oh well. Also: I get to fight with a bug who kept crawling around on my screen- that's probably pretty fun for you to hear. Go on, read it yourself: https://manybooks.net/titles/variousother09Thoughtcrime_Experiments.html Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.

Took a break during the protests in my city before recording this episode. I was hoping that the story would be a nice break, but nope. The hero of our story is a jerk to the very end. Go on, read it yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/day-of-the-moron-9781530351428/9781530351428 Listen to Miette's Bedtime Story Podcast here: https://www.miettecast.com/ Follow Miette on twitter: https://twitter.c...

An opinionated and sexist jerk decides to make all his employees take an intelligence test. Because he's convinced 'morons are going to blow the building up'. We get to learn a lot about unions too... ugh. Also, I tried to have my window open so you could hear the soothing sounds of life outdoors like Miette from her 'bedtime stories' podcast. But that'll go south pretty quick when you have drunk...

This is that last book that anyone who is going insane from quarentine should ever read. But I did. Go on, read it yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-yellow-wallpaper/9781680920703 Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.

We learn about an idolater who will do whatever it takes to get the gods to listen to his prayer... Just like Michael Jordan. Go on, read it yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/wonder-tales-the-book-of-wonder-and-tales-of-wonder/9780486432014 Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.

A man finds a town where people only die when they hear a voice calling their name- and somehow he manages to ruin it. Go on, read it yourself: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/540 Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.

I read a weird, proto-Snow White story, where only one dwarf seems self-aware and the witch dies in iron dancing shoes. Also, my love of Josh Gad died when he sexualized himself. Go on, read it yourself: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/540 Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.

If you're powerful enough to keep a deathless man in your closet, why can't you do it again when you boyfriend frees him? Also, there's a Babba Yaga appearance for almost no reason. Enjoy Go on, read it yourself: https://www.feedbooks.com/book/4040/the-red-fairy-book Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.

Using the power of being a brain in a vat to destroy your enemies. Go on, read it yourself: https://www.feedbooks.com/book/4808/all-in-the-mind Go listen to Moaning Myrtle's Bathroom Podcast: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/moaning-myrtles-bathroom/id1430595555?mt=2 twitter: https://twitter.com/myrtlebathpod Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.

A scrappy gum-shoe figures out a crime. Nothing matters anymore. Go on, read it yourself: https://www.feedbooks.com/book/3474/arson-plus Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com/ for show info.

What do you do when you're the sole survivor of a bloody battle? Chase after women. Go on, read it yourself: https://www.feedbooks.com/book/1628/gods-of-the-north Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com/ for show info.

What starts out as an annoying customer turns into a game of cat-and-mouse. Go on, read it yourself: https://www.feedbooks.com/book/696/hunted-down Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com/ for show info.

In the future, when you have a baby in a 1/1 population system the watch-word is 'sacrafice'. Go on, read it yourself: https://www.feedbooks.com/book/912/2-b-r-o-2-b Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com/ for show info.