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Brothers Alan and Jim sit down to discuss their first of 4 Steven Seagal flicks in this Mega-Fan mini-series! First up! The Straight-To-DVD flop, Shadow Man! A tale so confusing, they don't even bother really explaining any of it.

So the world is a little crazy right now. We are stuck inside and things are closing down and we don't know what the next chunk of time will look like. Until things start to shift back to normal, we promise you a daily podcast to keep your mind occupied for a chunk of time each day.   Today, Alan gives you some tips he's learned from working from home and answers questions left by listeners from o...

Hey Hey Hey! It's a story of kids growing up in a junkyard... surprise! It's problematic! Dan and Alan sat and suffered through the live-action film of Fat Albert to continue their adventure through good-TV-turned-shit-movies. Will the boys become super fans of Fat Albert? SPOILER BELOW!   no.

Dan and Alan sat down for another installment of Classic-TV-Turned-Shit-Film and watched the film The Dukes of Hazzard! It was problematic, not-bumbling, racist, sexist, and worst of all they made 'Boss Hog' hot. They also discuss the science of cartoon sound effects and the economy of monster truck events.   Don't forget to check out Patreon.com/GiveMeAttention to follow Alans daily journey as he...

Dan and Alan watch another "70s-Show-Turned-Underwhelming-Movie" with the blunderpiece that is The Flinstones! This movie is all over the place technology-wise, but the cast is a top notch experience. 5 Chris' out of Rocks!

In celebration of the Todd Phillips' new film "Joker," Alan and Dan sit down to discuss an earlier film, "Starsky & Hutch." Released in 2003, starring Ben Stiller & Owen Wilson, this reboot/prequel/time-traveling film blows our minds and turns us into Mega-Fans. Rated 4 Chris' out of Rock.   Like our movie podcasts? Check out Patreon.com/GiveMeAttention for exclusive episodes and a daily p...

Matt Minigell and Alan Richardson sit down to discuss the formation of their brand new comedy label, Dead and Mellow. Check out www.deadandmellow.com   Alan Richardson - "I Was Suposed to be a Genius" out now! 1/24/20 7pm  Zenobia Del Mar records her debut album at Great Scott in Allston!    https://www.facebook.com/events/2627043810737000/

Will and Alan wrap up their day and finally have a real conversation as they say goodbye... for now.

The Sizzlethon continues as Alan tours Will around Haverhill & the surrounding area, including 2 record stores and a Market Basket.   Tune in next week for the shocking finale!

Part 3 of the Sizzlin Special! This episode will give direction to your life. Specifically, directions to a thrift store I live near and a gas station.

The boys are (in the) back(yard) in town! The boys are (in the) back(yard) of town! The Sizzlethon special (now clearly originally meant as a season finale) continues as the boys sit outside!   Get that sizzle, baby! Ooh Sizzle yeah! *pop* *pop*

The Sizzle boys are back! They make breakfast, have nothing to say and go into INCREDIBLE detail of all correspondence between them for the last 2 years.   Welcome back to the sizzle!

I sat down with Dan Ham to go over some nostalgic childrens horror shows. The results shook me to the bone.   Want more content? Head to Patreon.com/givemeattention !

Woah! Tuesday already? Recorded months ago and lost to time, Parvo & I sat down to watch Shazam as 2 mega fans. It's not a great film.   Want great film reviews? Check out the daily Cat in The Hat episodes over on patreon.com/givemeattention now!

We return to St. Paul MN with Andy Mattfield for a SHOCKING conclusion of... The CASE (case, case case) WAR! (war, war, war) Want part 3 of our tour tapes? Check out my Patreon page! www.patreon.com/GiveMeAttention

Matt and I drove from Fargo ND to St. Paul MN and met up with buddy and fellow comedian Andy Mattfield in his BEAUTIFUL NEW HOME. I wanted to see if I could eat an entire case (30 burgers) of White Castle and race each other. It ends poorly and shamefully and I am ashamed of the whole ordeal. There is a hidden B-Plot to this episode. #magicsbiggestsecretsrevealed on Twitter if you find it out. Hop...

(Names Redacted) bring you the FINALE of this seasons adventure. (Hint Hint. Season 2 coming soon) Timeline 1: (Names Redacted) have given up, they are tired and coming down from mushrooms and are ready to leave the room. They also attempt an epilogue Timeline 2: (Names Redacted) wrap up their very long day. They go over their hits & misses and wonders what the future can possibly hold. They a...

A week and a half into "A Very Sad Tour" in August, Alan & Matt got an Airbnb in Fargo North Dakota. At 2am, they watched Bloodsport, crashed from energy drinks, Alan ate half an ice cream cake and they recorded a podcast.   This is that podcast.    Featuring a delightful hum of an air conditioner that was left on.

Timeline 1: (names redacted) are peaking on mushrooms and are losing control. They try to apologize for the horrible things they said during this episode.   Timeline 2: (names redacted) say horrible things at 6am peaking on mushrooms.

Timeline 1: (names redacted) are on a spiraling mushroom trip while trying to give you context for this episode and give warnings about their space of mind at the time of recording. Timeline 2: (names redacted) are on a spiraling mushroom trip after 12 hours of conspiracy theory videos begin to break them. If you ask any professional, they will tell you, this is bad for you.

(Names Redacted) Continue on through their 7th hour of conspiracies. They discuss (name redacted)s grandfather, local politics, a man they scared and their final interactions with the outside world. This is the last bit of hope draining away, where could it go from here??

Will and Alan are back for a special Sizzle Sticks presentation! 'The Sizzlin' 7' A mysterious woman gunslinger, Ellen, saunters into the town of Redemption looking for revenge. Her father was killed by the town's sadistic mayor, Herod, who is in the midst of organizing a quick-draw tournament. The lady enters, joining a cast of miscreants and outlaws for a brutal competition in which the loser di...

(Names Redacted) are back! It has been another few hours of digging deeper into secrets held within the universe (and beyond!) and our hosts discuss dead famous babies, Pyramids as batteries (certainly not as a tomb) and (subject redacted). This also starts our episodes with intros/warning/prologues, because the unnamed hosts lost control quickly mid-experiment. Unfortunately, they repeat their mi...

(Name Redacted) & (Name Redacted) sat in a room for 24 hours watching conspiracy theory videos to find some answers and hallucinate. This is Part 1 of their journey...

As promised, here is a streaming version of Will Martins one-man-shoe "Total Loss" recorded LIVE at The Rockwell in Somerville MA June 15th.  Thanks for all of the dedicated listeners, here's to a nice send-off to a wonderful man! ENJOY!