Girth N' Inches: Fantasy Football Podcast

The two Girth juggernauts duke it out to see who is the true #1. A preview for the Girth Quake. WEEK 10 STANDINGS: 1. NOT FOR LONG MOTHER F***** 2. THICC 3. LEMUS 4. SEB 5. NICKY 6. GREG 7. ALEX 8. OZZY 9. OMAR 10. JOSH 11. FRANK 12. NICKO </3

Swift, Bateman, and Eno are about to become league winners. WEEK 9 STANDINGS: 1. JESSICA 2. BIGG THICC 3. LEMUS 4. NICKY 5. GREG 6. ALEX 7. OZZY 8. SEB 9. JOSH 10. OMAR 11. NICKO 12. breh.

BiggThicc back with a tan and one additional loss. IT IS WHAT IT IS. WEEK 8 STANDINGS: 1. CANNED MEAT 2. BIGG THICC 3. NICKY 4. LEMUS 5. ALEX 6. SEB 7. GREG 8. OMAR 9. NICKO 10. OZZY 11. LOL 12. FANCY BOY FRANK

FALL FROM GRACE. Bigg Thicc loses both Girth and FoodStamp #1 spot #sad.  WEEK 6 STANDINGS: 1.  2. THICC 3. LEMUS 4. GREG 5. NICKY 6. NICKO 7. JOSH 8. ALEX 9. SEB 10. OMAR 11. OZZY LIVES! 12. FRANK

I need to find a bar and have them name a sandwich after me, Bigg Thicc SUPREME cause I'm still the top DOG! Week 5 Standings: 1. BIGG THICC 2. JESSE 3. NICKY 4. NICKO 5. LEMUS 6. JOSH 7. GREG 8. OMAR 9. SEB 10. ALEX 11. OMAR 12. PRAY FOR ME

Yup. Still on top. COME GET ME! 1. BIGG THICC 2. JESSE 3. NICKY 4. JOSH 5. NICKO 6. ALEX 7. OMAR 8. SEB 9. LEMUS 10. FRANK 11. GREG 12. WHAT ARE WE DOING

FIRST PLACE IN GIRTH. FIRST PLACE IN FOODSTAMP.  That's it. That's the episode description. Week 3 Standings: 1.  BIGG THICC 2. ALEX 3. JESSE 4. NICKO 5. NICKY 6. LEMUS 7. JOSH 8. FRANK 9. GREG 10. OMAR 11. SEB 12. OZZY

That first Girth L always stings the hardest. Bitter BiggThicc talks out his caboose and makes fun of Nicky for being a terrible salesman.   Current Standings: 1. ALEX 2. NICKO 3. BIGG THICC 4. JOSH 5. JESSE 6. FRANK 7. SEB 8. GREG 9. NICKY 10. LEMUS 11. OMAR 12. OZZY

MONSTER WEEK FOR BIGG THICC AND STILL SAVORING THE SWEET TASTE OF JUSTICE ON HIS MUSTACHE. LFG!

FOOTBALLS BACK BABY!!!! BiggThicc back on the mic talking all the smack. Welcome back boys and girls, its time to have some fun.

I  wanted to do a recap but it never happened. The final two matchups are now Jessticles vs Bromosaurus but uh it's looking like the Dynasty is over for us. Lots of drunk talk in this one. Mostly audible  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Hoping for a more exciting finish but for now, congrats Jesse on ruining our fun. Enjoy!

The excitement was short-lived. BiggThicc will NOT be a repeat champion thanks to the Dark Horse. Oh well. The two previous titles will have to do for now.  Recap of the Week 14 events as well as what the future hold of Girth N' Inches. Take off your shoes, stick around!

He did it. The son of a mom really did it. BiggThicc has made the playoff 4 years straight in Girth N' Inches! Come for the recap, stay for the very special Dilly of the Week segment at the end of the show. Good luck to all the playoff teams! To the losers, be better next year :)

Still working on the title for this segment BUT Bigg Thicc and Jessie the Bookie cashed in some Draft Kings checks last week thanks to their big brain parlay picks. In this episode, Bigg Thicc recaps the winning bets of week 12, goes over money line picks, and discusses favorable player props that can possibly get you a little extra cash for that tit job you've been begging your girlfriend to...

We bid farewell to teams that, you could argue, weren't even here to begin with. They failed to show up and now, their season is over. There's a recap of week 12. Bigg Thicc also plugs his new pod segment, Parlay for Pay. Celine Dion is in this one.  

Bigg Thicc might have found his new hobby. In this episode, Bigg Thicc goes over his favorite player props for week 12 and discusses some of the bets made for this upcoming football Sunday. Listen in and hopefully, we make some money!

Big announcement by the Commissioner, recap, and all that crap on this episode! Thankful AF this year. Y'all stay safe out there. Enjoy!

Welcome back. Took a week off to handle some adult shat but we are back baby! Recap, babbling, ranting. We are back to our regular mediocre podcast!

When is the season over? This has been the most painful season in recent memory for Bigg Thicc. Tune in for the pitty party, stay for the weekly recap!

FINALLY. After three straight weeks of losing in the Girth, Bigg Thicc manages to get a win! Barely. Bigg Thicc discusses some trades that went down in GILFF, as well as some drama developing in the Survivor League, and of course, the weekly recap of events in Girth N' Inches.  Enjoy!

What does a guy have to do to get a win in this league!? Bigg Thicc is on a roll. A losing roll. In this episode, Bigg Thicc goes over some NFL news, GILFF trades, and does a recap of Week 6 in Girth N' Inches.

:( 2-3 in Girth N' Inches. Commissioner Bigg Thicc is sick with sadness. This week he recaps Week 5 and makes fun of the Clyde Edwards-Helaire owner. Send your thoughts and prayers to Team Chicago Chubbs. Things are looking grim. 

When it rains, it pours. Bigg Thicc not only loses his two leagues but also loses Nick Chubb in Week 4 of Girth N' Inches. The roads must be icy cause Bigg Thicc brings all the salt this week. B.Thicc talks about the current situation in the NFL, trades in GILFF, and does the weekly recap for the league. If you want to hear someone sulk, this episode is for you.

Bigg Thicc was a little under the hungover weather this week so we got a little backed up at Girth N' Inches HQ. BUT Episode 6 is here and that's all that matters! The fantasy football regular season is a quarter of the way through so Bigg Thicc breaks down current player rankings after three weeks compared to where they were drafted in Girth N' Inches. Thicc'ems also gives a r...

LFG! Bigg Thicc is back in the win column! In this episode, Bigg Thicc gives a rundown of all the players lost on Armagadon Sunday and a recap of the Week 2 events in Girth N' Inches. Another quick banger you can listen to while you daydream of quitting your job!