Girls Gone Canon Cast

Catelyn goes to Storm's End and reenacts the "This is fine" dog meme while Stannis and Renly gust and blow a lot of hot wind at each other. Both of these brothers are ridiculous.  Links Mentioned:  (Spoilers All) Millions of peaches, peaches for me. by /u/Fat_Walda (Spoilers ADWD) Let us consider Renly's Peach, and the greater significance of peaches in ASOIAF by [deleted] --- Eliana's twitter:  h...

Catelyn is on a business trip with Lord—er, King Renly, who seems to actually be on a retreat rather than waging war. A champion emerges, Brienne the Beauty. Links mentioned: Brienne and Arya: gender outlaws by Lo the Lynx: https://lothelynx.wordpress.com/2020/08/27/brienne-and-arya-gender-outlaws/ Race for the Iron Throne: CBC Analysis for ACOK Catelyn II: https://racefortheironthrone.wordpress.c...

The players move into place as the last act begins. Lyra is napping but more than usual. Will's finding new companions and new skills. Iorek has a friend for dinner. And Roger makes a reprise.  CHAPTER 1 - THE ENCHANTED SLEEPER CHAPTER 2 - BALTHAMOS AND BARUCH CHAPTER 3 - SCAVENGERS --- Eliana's twitter:  https://twitter.com/arhythmetric Eliana's reddit account:  https://www.reddit.com/user/glass_...

A new book begins and the players have been reshuffled. The King in the North makes demands that may never be met.   ---   Eliana's twitter:  https://twitter.com/arhythmetric Eliana's reddit account:  https://www.reddit.com/user/glass_table_girl ] Eliana's blog:  https://themanyfacedblog.wordpress.com / Chloe's twitter:  https://twitter.com/liesandarbor Chloe's blog:  www.liesandarborgold.com Intr...

The King in the North! The King in the North!! THE KING IN THE NORTH!!!!!!   Links mentioned:  - Laws of Ice and Fire — "Why Shouldn't We Rule Ourselves Again?" https://lawsoficeandfire.wordpress.com/2020/01/29/why-shouldnt-we-rule-ourselves-again-westeros-and-the-social-contract / Sound Credits:  AUDIO USED   Fielastro - Sword Draw - https://freesound.org/s/423935 /   DJ Burnham - Sword Draw - ht...

Catelyn waits, listening to the whispering wood let out its breath as screams and howls fill the forest. A green boy captures a lion. Links mentioned: The Whispering Wood by Scad and Anne —  https://youtu.be/xZnNmAa_YPM?t=675 Sound credits: Tempting Secrets by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5005-tempting-secrets License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Arrows: copy...

At long last, La Belle Sauvage comes to the end of its perilous journey, but not before a few obstacles. Holly from The Dust podcast helps us steer this story to its end and deliver Lyra to sanctuary.   CHAPTER 23 - ANCIENTRY CHAPTER 24 - MAUSOLEUM CHAPTER 25 - A QUIET RODE   Where to find Holly Holly's twitter: https://twitter.com/HuntPants The Dust: A His Dark Materials Podcast —  https://twitte...

As Catelyn and Robb arrive at the Twins, the deal they make brings double the trouble down the line. --- Eliana's twitter:  https://twitter.com/arhythmetric Eliana's reddit account:  https://www.reddit.com/user/glass_table_girl ] Eliana's blog:  https://themanyfacedblog.wordpress.com / Chloe's twitter:  https://twitter.com/liesandarbor Chloe's blog:  www.liesandarborgold.com Intro by Anton Langhag...

Catelyn reunites with her firstborn to find that Robb has grown a beard... and an army. Even if she's unsure of her son's new role, she knows that he must be confident if he's going to have any chance of success.   ---   Eliana's twitter:  https://twitter.com/arhythmetric Eliana's reddit account:  https://www.reddit.com/user/glass_table_girl ] Eliana's blog:  https://themanyfacedblog.wordpress.com...

We're putting Tyrion on trial (by combat) with one of the resident Westeros lawyers, Clint of the Learned Hands podcast and the Laws of Ice and Fire blog. But as the trial approaches, evidence begins to surface for maybe some other culprits flouting justice. LINKS Clint's Twitter - https://twitter.com/clintw   Learned Hands Podcast - https://westerosbar.org/   Laws of Ice and Fire - http://www.law...

Our resident lore master Warren aka The Hedge Knight helps us navigate the murky waters of myths, lore, legends, and faerie tales as they surface in these two chapters. Malcolm and Alice stumble on lands that feel distant from their own despite being so near.   Follow Warren's twitter: https://twitter.com/DudsonWarren   CHAPTER 21 - THE ENCHANTED ISLAND   CHAPTER 22 - RESIN   ---   Eliana's twitte...

//apologies for the missing audio before—episode is updated and audio added --- Tits out for Lysa Arryn  --- Eliana's twitter:  https://twitter.com/arhythmetric Eliana's reddit account:  https://www.reddit.com/user/glass_table_girl ] Eliana's blog:  https://themanyfacedblog.wordpress.com / Chloe's twitter:  https://twitter.com/liesandarbor Chloe's blog:  www.liesandarborgold.com Intro by Anton Lan...

Swords out for Catelyn Stark --- LINKS MENTIONED Radio Westeros - Inn at the Crossroads episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ7jT5mq80s   Lady Gwyn's essay on the Inn at the Crossroads: https://ladygwynhyfvar.com/tag/inn-at-the-crossroads /   Steven Attewell's CBC Analysis of AGOT Catelyn V: https://racefortheironthrone.wordpress.com/2013/01/26/chapter-by-chapter-analysis-catelyn-v /   Inn at...

Catelyn beats everyone else to King's Landing so she can do the exposition and heavy lifting for everyone (as always). But there's no rest for the weary because Littlefinger comes calling for a meeting between him, Cat, and a spider.   ---   Eliana's twitter:  https://twitter.com/arhythmetric Eliana's reddit account:  https://www.reddit.com/user/glass_table_girl ] Eliana's blog:  https://themanyfa...

As the flood rages, Malcolm and Alice seek safety for themselves and Lyra in many places yet fail to find it, risking losing her at every turn.   CHAPTER 18 - LORD MURDERER CHAPTER 19 - THE POACHER CHAPTER 20 - THE SISTERS OF HOLY OBEDIENCE   --- Eliana's twitter:  https://twitter.com/arhythmetric Eliana's reddit account:  https://www.reddit.com/user/glass_table_girl Eliana's blog:  https://theman...

In the midst of her grief-induced stupor, Cat meets a catspaw who injures her catspaw. After resting and returning to life, she realizes that someone must tell them at King's Landing and she knows just the woman for the job.  --- Eliana's twitter:  https://twitter.com/arhythmetric Eliana's reddit account:  https://www.reddit.com/user/glass_table_girl ] Eliana's blog:  https://themanyfacedblog.word...

What's in the box, Catelyn? The plot. Marital problems. Lies. Mostly the plot.  --- Eliana's twitter:  https://twitter.com/arhythmetric Eliana's reddit account:  https://www.reddit.com/user/glass_table_girl ] Eliana's blog:  https://themanyfacedblog.wordpress.com / Chloe's twitter:  https://twitter.com/liesandarbor Chloe's blog:  www.liesandarborgold.com Intro by Anton Langhage

The earliest chapter that Girls Gone Canon has covered, Catelyn's chapters help us wade into the world of Westeros while setting the stage for the players of this game, including her own and her relationship with Ned.  --- Eliana's twitter:  https://twitter.com/arhythmetric Eliana's reddit account:  https://www.reddit.com/user/glass_table_girl Eliana's blog:  https://themanyfacedblog.wordpress.com...

Sister Fenella falls, and so does the dam. The Great Flood is here, sweeping Malcolm, Alice and Lyra off to an adventure, taking us from the first part of the book to the second.   Chapter 15 - The Potting Shed Chapter 16 - The Pharmacy Chapter 17 - Pilgrims' Tower   ---   Eliana's twitter:  https://twitter.com/arhythmetric   Eliana's reddit account:  https://www.reddit.com/user/glass_table_girl  ...

He was a better smuggler than a knight, a better knight than lord, a better lord than Hand, and a better Hand than a husband. The final Davos chapter in the published series, ending our journey with the onion knight and ending the mummer's farce. But before we sail off, there's time to talk about where the tides will take him.  Big Drumming by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/s...

All of White Harbor is a stage, but no one has given Davos the script... Thankfully, Davos Seaworth is a decent improvisor.  Battle inspiration from ThunderClap: http://www.whitehavenandwesternlakeland.co.uk/johnpauljones/raid.htm A thank you to the following for lending us their voices: PoorQuentyn of Notacast  ( Davos ) Maester Merry of Learned Hands (Wynafryd) Clint of   Learned Hands (Wyman) A...

White Harbor has changed  in the last six years - is it for the better, or for the worse? Davos feels conflicted as he decides for himself. Adam Feldman's analysis on: Tyrion in ADWD: https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/lafylm/spoilers_extended_a_decade_writing_dance_part_1 / Dany in ADWD: https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/lc23vz/spoilers_extended_a_decade_writing_dance_part_2_a / Miou...

Malcolm receives two warnings from a friendly stranger named Coram Van Texel: The flood is coming and avoid Gerard Bonneville. Malcolm believes but will everyone else?  CHAPTER 12 - Alice Talks CHAPTER 13 - The Bologna Instrument CHAPTER 14 - Lady With Monkey LINKS MENTIONED Maya Shav's Art Lyra with Ermine   Marisa Coulter   --- Eliana's twitter:  https://twitter.com/arhythmetric Eliana's reddit...

A storm blows Davos off course into the arms of the Three Sisters, without his friend Salladhor Saan. He gets some news updates from Godric Borrell and does some Hand-y things.  LINKS MENTIONED  - 'The Night Lamp' by Cantuse - https://cantuse.wordpress.com/2014/08/28/the-night-lamp-revisited-the-wrath-of-the-old-and-the-new /   - 'Battle in the Ice' by BryndenBFish - https://warsandpoliticsoficean...

At the end of Davos's arc in ASOS, he plays a risky Hand: free Edric Storm. After, he shows he has another card up his sleeve from a raven from the Night's Watch.  LINKS MENTIONED A music recommendation from Chloe: "Lightbringer" by Covenant   --- Eliana's twitter:  https://twitter.com/arhythmetric Eliana's reddit account:  https://www.reddit.com/user/glass_table_girl Eliana's blog:  https://thema...