Girls Can Tell Podcast

Chicago’s Independence Day is filled with lunatics lighting mortars and littering sidewalks with sparkler wrappers, half-eaten hot dogs, and beer bottles. These idiots make noise, leave messes, and don’t care who suffers. I’m trapped, calming my dog while shit piles up. In this episode, I’m calling out the entitled idiots who turn my city into a dump and my weekend into a war zone. Got something t...

This week Trent rips into social media clowns doing stupid shit for clout, loud dickheads who slam everything like they’re in a contest, and dog owners who treat their pets like trash. Skateboard face plants and dogs chained like old bikes, he’s over the bullshit. Got something to say? Leave a voicemail anytime at www.girlscantellpodcast.com Just click the microphone button in the lower right-hand...

I’m pissed. Grown men leering at women like they’re zoo animals while yelling from cars, staring like dipshits. It’s pathetic and needs to stop. Then there’s rich guys dressing like they’re in middle school with shitty cargo shorts and t-shirts with holes in them. It's just effin lazy! Ten minutes of me tearing into this bs because I'm plumb out of patience for morons. That’s it. Got something to...

You aren't funny or special, and here's why. This is a stripped-down episode about existential exhaustion, losing momentum, and the hollow repetition of trying to stay afloat when you're not sure if anything matters anymore.  Got something to say? Leave a voicemail anytime at www.girlscantellpodcast.com Just click the microphone button in the lower right-hand corner. New episodes are released ever...

This episode is about how something awful can sharpen your senses and make you appreciate things you've been missing. An honest, introspective, raw, and sharp take on finding out you have cancer.  Got something to say? Leave a voicemail anytime at www.girlscantellpodcast.com Just click the microphone button in the lower right-hand corner. New episodes are released every Tuesday on the website or w...

This is a talk about the slow, humiliating death of common sense. If you’ve ever wondered, "How are people like this?" then this one’s for you. Got something to say? Leave a voicemail anytime at www.girlscantellpodcast.com Just click the microphone button in the lower right-hand corner. New episodes are released every Tuesday on the website or wherever you already listen to podcasts. Check out dai...

It’s not generational or cultural. It’s basic manners, emotional awareness, and the erosion of decency and how nobody seems to have it anymore. Let's talk about it this week!  Got something to say? Leave a voicemail anytime at www.girlscantellpodcast.com Just click the microphone button in the lower right-hand corner. New episodes are released every Tuesday on the website or wherever you listen to...

The era of personality performance, Instagram therapists, soft launches, fake grief, and pretending to be deep instead of being real. This episode digs into it without apologizing. Got something to say? Leave a voicemail anytime at www.girlscantellpodcast.com Just click the microphone button in the lower right-hand corner. New episodes are released every Tuesday on the website or wherever you alre...

Why I’m choosing to faint more in public, and why it totally works for any occasion. Also, oat milk meltdowns, machetes in a Wendy’s parking lot, police dealing with chaos, unintentional midlife cosplay, and the street smarts bad guys don't want you to know about. Get ready to feel old, unsafe, and kindly attacked. So, like every other week. Got something to say? Leave a voicemail anytime at www.g...

This episode we find out why you aren't funny, discuss the NERVE of some people liking you and ruining your day, and explain proper driving etiquette. Also, we get into a listener email highlighting the importance of locking your glove box. Got something to say? Leave a voicemail anytime at www.girlscantellpodcast.com Just click the microphone button in the lower right-hand corner. New episodes ar...

Have you ever received a text message meant for someone else that revealed something they would never want you to know? It probably wasn't as revealing as the one I received! I have a personal story about a text I got from my girlfriend that was meant for someone else. It revealed more in one sentence than she could have written in a novel, along with the gross lies she used to cover it up. But th...

Are they one person today and another the next? What the hell just happened?! Do they tell you it's all in your head? Why that's complete bullshit, why you're not imagining things and what you can do about it today!  Got something to say? Leave a voicemail anytime at www.girlscantellpodcast.com Just click the microphone button in the lower right-hand corner. New episodes are released every Tuesday...

Find out why your profile photo might be working against you and keeping you single. Also, women, are you too close to your adult son? Should you include in your bio that "the man in the photo is my son" because he might otherwise be easily mistaken for your date? If so, he'll be the last boyfriend you'll ever have. Got something to share? Leave a voicemail anytime at girlscantellpodcast.com. Just...

Your dating profile speaks volumes about you, and yours has been talking shit behind your back. Find out what it's saying and how you can change the narrative, or don't, and be alone for the rest of your life.  Got something to say? Leave a voicemail anytime at www.girlscantellpodcast.com Just click the microphone button in the lower right-hand corner. New episodes are released every Tuesday on th...

Have you ever wondered what it's really like using dating apps for women? I went undercover to find out and now I'm back to tell you about all the shocking and unexpected things I discovered in this episode. Guys, you might want to sit down for this one. Girls, well, haven't you done enough already?  Got something to say? Leave a voicemail anytime at www.girlscantellpodcast.com Just click the micr...

Because online dating had it coming! A show about modern dating, relationships, and online dating with hilarious observations, encouragement, and entertainment. Hosted by Trent Erikson, this show delivers some much needed brutal honesty about online dating, life, and the stuff no one talks about. Look, dating in your 50s sucks, your podcast host shouldn’t.  You can't listen to just one. Seriously,...