Ghost Writers, Anonymous

Wherein we confront the Beast.   Share your dark side: gwritersanon@gmail.com   Give in to our Facebook Page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).  

Wherein we pen a letter to Jane Austen.   Deliver an electronic post to: gwritersanon@gmail.com   Scour our Facebook page for eligible members of society (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).  

Wherein we peep through the hedges.   Share your blooms at: gwritersanon@gmail.com   Stroll through our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous). 

Wherein Ragnarök and Fraggle Rock collide.   Collect your Val and transport them to: gwritersanon@gmail.com   Observe our dumpster fire on Facebook (Ghost Writers, Anonymous). 

Wherein we examine common fairy tales from a different angle.   Send your toll fare to: gwritersanon@gmail.com   Gaze into the past/present/future on our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).    

Wherein we wave the smelling salts.   Send a swoon to gwritersanon@gmail.com   En garde our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous). 

Grab your Vegemite sandwich and take cover during this debut spine-tingle.   Share your own spooky story: gwritersanon@gmail.com   Be the wing to our wang and visit our Facebook Page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).  

Wherein we blurt fanatic discourse over Sarah J. Maas’, “A Court of Thorns and Roses,” series. Beware: this is a spoiler episode.   Send an e-missive on wings of leather or feather: gwritersanon@gmail.com   Sing with our shadows on Facebook (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).  

Wherein gale winds swirl around a beast.   Watch your lump of sugar dissolve with a growl: gwritersanon@gmail.com   Delight in a soul cake on Facebook (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).  

Wherein we slap the dough to our chortle bread.   May we borrow a cup of your sugar?   gwritersanon@gmail.com   Make eyes at our bread basket on Facebook (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).  

Wherein we storm the brain.   Send us a bit o’ fluff: gwritersanon@gmail.com   Dish-cover our Facebook page for upcoming entrées (Ghost Writers, Anonymous). 

Crack the door or swing it open with authority as we discover what’s beyond the frame.   Push a high-risk prescription into our palms: gwritersanon@gmail.com   Follow the bound and blindfolded man to our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).

Wherein we talk papas and bears.   Coach us out of a wet paper bag: gwritersanon@gmail.com   Dig up some grubs on our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).  

Wherein we swap stories on the late entertainer Eartha Kitt and Madam Polly Adler.  Light our cigarette at gwritersanon@gmail.com   Barge into our Facebook page and draw a bath (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).

Wherein we don our masks and venture into the night.   Be the biscuit to our gravy:  gwritersanon@gmail.com   Make your grand entrance on our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).  

Wherein we dream of escaping lawn mowers and leaf blowers.   Slip a sly note into the barrel for gwritersanon@gmail.com   Unlock our Facebook page for upcoming episode teasers (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).

Wherein we emerge from the womb.   Deliver an e-missive to: gwritersanon@gmail.com   Sync our heartbeat on Facebook (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).  

Wherein we have a ball with fanged fiends.   Send a dinner invite to gwritersanon@gmail.com   Check our blood type on Facebook (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).

Wherein our careening sled never quite lands on the title, “Ethan Frome.”   Send your portfolio to gwritersanon@gmail.com   Share our locker on Facebook for upcoming episode teasers (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).  

Wherein we tread water on the deep end.   Send an e-missive down our digestive tract: gwritersanon@gmail.com   Dive into our Facebook page for upcoming episode teasers (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).   

Wherein Max simply, “passes away,” and we weigh her heart alongside a feather.   Etch a curse on our tomb:  gwritersanon@gmail.com   Don your pith helmet and conduct an archaeological dig through our Facebook Page (Ghost Writer’s, Anonymous).  

Wherein we canter with the spirit of a prey animal.   Take the reins; send us an original tale: gwritersanon@gmail.com   Gallop across our Facebook page for upcoming episode teasers (Ghost Writers, Anonymous). 

Wherein we rescue babies from the bog and learn just what Jack is capable of.   Nourish us with starlight and moonbeams: gwritersanon@gmail.com   Climb the beanstalk all the way up to our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous). 

Wherein we carouse with centaurs and play croquet with a minotaur.   Amaze us with an e-missive: gwritersanon@gmail.com   Peer our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous) from the fringes of the forest.  

Wherein things come alive, including our resident ice maker: squealing and full of life.   Send us your stories in bloom: gwritersanon@gmail.com   Halt and inhale the flowers on our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous) for upcoming episode teasers.