Get Your Act Together with Mike Bain

This one was a doozy. Mike talks about recently being on the Elvis Duran morning show, the podcast that nearly took place before this one. Talks about the time he sold his socks on craigslist, being kicked out of an orgy, hooking up with disabled women off tinder, why gay bro's are the worst at flirting, how a man working a drive thru can get a woman that's a CEO and how scream-singing a song abou...

Mike talks bout feeding fetishes, voyeurism, his dream to make money eating food on only fans, what to do when women give you a sexual ultimatum, and which celebrities need to keep their clothes on. 

Mike talks about the uselessness of Vice Presidential debates, being addicted to your phone and social media, staying sane in a politically hyped world, why IHOP pancakes suck, why Instagram needs to chill out, and why cold showers can make you a badass

Mike talks about ASMR, My 600lb life, insurance scams, and answers questions and gives advice to women on why they should never hold back because of their man's insecurities and why men should never be intimidated by women, and why not all sex (and all orgasms) is healthy sex.

Mike talks about Chris Evans (Captain America) putting a D*ck pick on his Instagram, when life throws you metaphors, what it's like to have a Good D*ck Day, the fear of finding new kinks, and answers questions about how to meet and date people new people during Covid.

Mike talks slurs for straight people, gender reveal parties causing forest fires, pansexuals, why rich people should just be rich, why you shouldn't spend money on dates until after you've slept with them, making money on onlyfans, his Instagram admirer and what women should do with unsolicited D pics.

Mike talks about what you need in a spouse for the end of the world, dating in the country, his fear of functioning relationships and finding a woman that's good for him, and answers questions from a young fan looking for career advice.

Mike talks about cellar spiders, waterparks in New Hampshire, why Bryce Hall and the Tik Tok boys are the punk rock heroes of a generation, and his on going fight to avoid twitter conflict.

Mike talks about a strong mushroom trip, fighting inner demons, his first live show since quarantine, the Netflix movie "Cuties" and answers listeners questions. 

Mike talks about Cardi B. and Megan The Stallions song WAP. Ben Shapiro's reaction, being a fat kid, bullying, getting healthy and how not to catch feelings.

Mike talks about grown men using Tik Tok, the FBI raiding Jake Paul, how the USA is a giant polycule, and answers listeners questions about what to do if you outgrow a relationship.

On this episode Mike talks about going viral, Kanye, Will Smith, Megan The Stallion taking 2 shots to the foot, Will Tory Lanez be deported? and why do rich people still have poor people problems.

Mike talks about Nick Cannon, admits to watching and loving 90 Day Fiance, international dating, and wishes he could create fear like an Indian Dad and hit on women like an Indian dude on Instagram

Mike talks about July 4th, the worst types of grillers, being the designated driver, the unsanitary conditions of beer pong, and one of his more awkward visits to the ER 

On this episode Mike interviews friend and classical musician Pablo Ruiz. Pablo is a classically trained pianist, who sits down with Mike as they talk about going from boyhood to manhood, dealing with schizophrenic roommates, surviving New York City, and what it's like to find out 3 weeks into a pandemic lockdown that you're going to be a dad. Look for Pablo and his music @Pjalphamusic on youtube,...

On this episode Mike interviews friend and classical musician Pablo Ruiz. Pablo is a classically trained pianist from Puerto Rico, who sits down with Mike as they talk about going from boyhood to manhood, dealing with schizophrenic roommates, surviving New York City, and what it's like to find out 3 weeks into a pandemic lockdown that you're going to be a dad. look for Pablo and his music @pjalpha...

Mike talks about bikesexuals, where not to bring someone on a first date, why sex is overrated, and how cancel culture went super saiyan blue

Mike talks about being a fat kid, bad eating habits, why mushrooms are better than edibles and how to write proper Harry Potter fan fiction

Mike talks about leaving NYC for quarantine, using tinder in the woods, the flaws of using old moves on new ladies, and answers questions on how to spice up a marriage.