Get This Man Some Help

Come with Shann and Tim as they enter the quantum realm where the Blazers are your NBA Champions and Ben Simmons is a viable NBA player. Get This Man Some Help is a Portland Trail Blazers podcast by two life-long fans who will always believe a parade is coming back to the Rose City... maybe even this year! We spend our time pondering the eternal question: does Damian Lillard have the help he needs...

Sometimes the boring way is the best.

Superstar guard demanding a trade to a title contender? Blazers fans of a certain age have seen this movie before, but here’s why this Dame reboot of the Drexler classic might have a different ending.

We process the news of Dame officially requesting a trade, plus one important question from the start of free agency.

What does it mean that the NBA market doesn’t want small town teams to have nice things.

We talk about that angst on the Blazer twitter, what Joe was thinking, and if our beloved Damian Lillard is shooting himself in the proverbial foot. Also visited in this city: Ted Lasso, Scoot Henderson, and Shann's snacking style. Get This Man Some Help is a Portland Trail Blazers podcast by two life-long fans who will always believe a parade is coming back to the Rose City... maybe even this...

Shann drops three Blazers draft-day scenarios: what everyone wants, what we are most likely do, and a full-on fever dream scenario that just might work.

What are we even doing here?

Discussing the Beal trade and the weird NBA economy’s impact on the Blazers’ future.

Would you go for Zion if you could?

Whelp, so much for the power of positive thinking. The Blazers get the number 3 pick in the draft and French kiss Wembanyama goodbye. Tim and Shann discuss what happens next and Shann leans into the undigestible: trading Dame. Get This Man Some Help is a Portland Trail Blazers podcast by two life-long fans who will always believe a parade is coming back to the Rose City... maybe even this year! We...

A bonus little pod as the Basketball Dads anticipate what might come with tomorrow’s lottery.

We lied! Shann and Tim snuck in a cheeky bonus episode wherein we talk about all the wild trade scenarios Shann thought up as he navigated the fog of covid. Listen in to find out how Giannis gets to Portland, if Rudy Gobert is out in Utah, and why it is exactly that Joe Missoula always looks as if he is about to be eaten by something just beyond the camera. Get This Man Some Help is a Portland Tra...

In the second-to-last episode of the inaugural season of Get This Man Some Help, Shann and Tim discuss the Blazers future, potential chaos in the league, what Damian Lillard meant by Needle Movers and how you need to put your cowboy hat on and ride the tornado. Get This Man Some Help is a Portland Trail Blazers podcast by two life-long fans who will always believe a parade is coming back to the Ro...

In this episode the basketball dads discuss Shaedon Sharpe taking his opportunity and THRIVING, what this means for Anfernee Simons, and the possibility of bringing the king of the unicorns, Victor Wembanyama to Portland. They also discuss their friendship, what next season will look like, and.... spatulas? Get This Man Some Help is a Portland Trail Blazers podcast by two life-long fans who will a...

The Blazers are tanking... even as they aren't trying to tank. The results are what we want, but the path? Not so much. Get This Man Some Help is a Portland Trail Blazers podcast by two life-long fans who will always believe a parade is coming back to the Rose City... maybe even this year! We spend our time pondering the eternal question: does Damian Lillard have the help he needs to bring hom...

Damian Lillard is willing the Blazers to win. But when you can barely beat the Magic, and let the Detroit Pistons get too close for comfort, is it time to pack it in? Get This Man Some Help is a Portland Trail Blazers podcast by two life-long fans who will always believe a parade is coming back to the Rose City... maybe even this year! We spend our time pondering the eternal question: does Damian...

With the Blazers on the outside looking in, should we be cheering for a playoff berth or better lottery odds? Damian Lillard might not give us the choice. He is playing on another level, capped off with a 71-point explosion against the Rockets. But with two disappointing losses to the Golden State Warriors and the New Orleans Pelicans, the path forward is muddled.  Get This Man Some Help is a...

The Blazers face the All Star Break with a 28-30 record, Anfernee Simons possibly out for a few weeks, and a Western Conference that has been reloaded and retooled. Don't lose hope though! Tim and Shann give you six reasons to feel good about your Portland Trail Blazers. Get This Man Some Help is a Portland Trail Blazers podcast by two life-long fans who will always believe a parade is coming back...

The Blazers make a... ripple. Trading away GPII and Josh Hart for Cam Reddish, Matisse Thybulle, Kevin Knox and FIVE 2nd round picks. The basketball dads are.... dissapointed. Link to Jalen Brunson learning that he will be reunited with Josh Hart: https://twitter.com/thenbacentral/status/1623522685446660097?s=46&t=QYkz_5f-t8Q_5A-Od_eY1Q Get This Man Some Help is a Portland Trail Blazers podcas...

Damian Lillard drops 60 points in the most efficient scoring night in NBA history to clear out the ghosts of bad losses past. Hope springs eternal for the Pinwheel Empire. The Basketball Dads talk about the All Star team, if Dame will make his 7th, and what, exactly, are we to make over the new drive-to-the-rim style of play. Get This Man Some Help is a Portland Trail Blazers podcast by two life-l...

After two wins against the Mavericks, the Blazers are back out of the playoffs and looking in. Will this muddling season ever turn around? Tim comes back from COVID to inaugurate a new Blazer holiday, What Even Are We Day where he is visited by the spirit of Steve Blake. Shann give reason to be positive, and Dame goes radioactive. Get This Man Some Help is a Portland Trail Blazers podcast by two l...

The Blazers loose to the dysfunctional Timberwolves. Should we be struggling this hard in a January game? Are we pretenders or contenders? We discuss if Trendon Watford will ever get off the bench again, what Gary Payton II's immediate impact on the defense is, and Shaedon Sharpe's otherworldly leaping ability. Get This Man Some Help is a Portland Trail Blazers podcast by two life-long fans who wi...

The Blazers give away another game, this time to the Golden State Warriors. Shann and Tim discuss why it is that the Blazers beat the teams trying to tank and lose to everyone else. Should Chauncey be more flexible in his rotations and strategies? Are the Blazers playing Damian Lillard and Anfernee Simons too many minutes? Could we get more out of Josh Hart? Is Shaedon Sharpe still in the air some...

The Blazers blow two games out on the plains to the Oklahoma City Thunder. Turnovers, bad habits, and porous interior defense doom them again. Growing pains or symptoms of something more serious? Get This Man Some Help is a Portland Trail Blazers podcast by two life-long fans who will always believe a parade is coming back to the Rose City... maybe even this year. We spend our time pondering the e...