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Full 2026 National Tour On Sale Now: https://linktr.ee/billy.darcy Check out my stand-up special 'Gamble Responsibly': https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HDlhDBPWMw&t=33s National Tour Announcement Huge long weekend that calmed down at the appropriate time Got to gig with James McCann Kelli Holiday robbed in Hottest 100 Nick Kyrgios parties before fake game Prime Train battles porn addiction Pad...

2026 Sydney, Brisbane & Melbourne Tickets: https://linktr.ee/billy.darcy Check out my stand-up special 'Gamble Responsibly': https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HDlhDBPWMw&t=33s Watching tennis for a month straight before never watching it again Pubs playing constant NBA replays for no reason smh Michael Zerafa ruined my Friday night I was on news.com.au lol I experienced a new sneaky dating...

2026 Sydney, Brisbane & Melbourne Tickets: https://linktr.ee/billy.darcy Check out my stand-up special 'Gamble Responsibly': https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HDlhDBPWMw&t=33s New year, I'm the same shock Uber driver who's scared of music NYE House party Opening for The Grade Cricketer at the State Theatre  I am a member of the Sportsbet class action lol That weird hate ad that has Kyl...

Check out my stand-up special 'Gamble Responsibly': https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HDlhDBPWMw&t=33s Annual drunk Chrissy episode! First half solo, second half is me with Rohan Arneil. Happy Christmas legends and I'll see you all in the new year. New Episode every Thursday! Youtube:  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJscnfTTW_-aO5D81Xi22yw?   Facebook:  www.facebook.com/billyda...

Check out Sydney Stand-up Aleks Milinkovic's new comedy special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=antrC78g6YE&t=1s Check out my stand-up special 'Gamble Responsibly': https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HDlhDBPWMw&t=33s New Episode every Thursday! Youtube:  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJscnfTTW_-aO5D81Xi22yw?   Facebook:  www.facebook.com/billydarcy1   Instagram: ...

My stand-up special 'Gamble Responsibly' is out December 11 at 6pm on my Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJscnfTTW_-aO5D81Xi22yw   My stand-up special is out A Moody Christmas is undefeated Why don't we share our Spotify Wrapped anymore? Big Brother Finale - sucked in Ed Goccsy stealing our hearts at the cricket Saturday night ran into Marty Sheargold lol Robot waiter at Yum...

New Stand-up Special 'Gamble Responsibly' out Thursday December 11 on my YouTube channel! Get around it. Andrew Barnett joins me to review the 2nd Ashes Test. First half we trash the woeful poms before foaming on the heroic Aussies.  New Episode every Thursday! Youtube:  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJscnfTTW_-aO5D81Xi22yw?   Facebook:  www.facebook.com/billydarcy1   I...

Bloke in a bar debut How I would win Big Brother Took a date on the Sydney Big Bus Rohan’s 30th house party - piñata incident English cricketers flagrantly break law in Brisbane The Volk’s fighting in Sydney Rugby League player wants to go to MMA lol Ashes bants See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Emotionally terrifying weekend Big Brother kind of rips this year Rebel Sport Incident Celeb appearance at Pat Doherty’s new Bondi Cafe Embarrassing incident with Pommy bloke Ausify your algorithm Conor McGregor finds God for the 11th time (maybe don’t lose him this time) Spanian can do it all New Episode every Thursday! Youtube:  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJscnfTTW_-aO5D81...

Today I review the 1st Ashes test with stand-up comedian Andrew Barnett. We go through the game and then discuss whether Uzzie should be sent to the glue factory for 25 minutes.  New Episode every Thursday! Youtube:  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJscnfTTW_-aO5D81Xi22yw?   Facebook:  www.facebook.com/billydarcy1   Instagram:  www.instagram.com/billy.darcy   Mu...

Youtube thumbnails are scaring me Pokemon League champions are underpaid The 12 minute miracle (lime bike) Getting existential in Perth 47 blowing Bill Clinton UFC heartbreak Jake Paul to get decapitated by Anthony Joshua? Full Ashes preview New Episode every Thursday! Youtube:  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJscnfTTW_-aO5D81Xi22yw?   Facebook:  www.facebook.com/billydarcy1 &nbsp...

Can't afford spiritual enlightenment Lauren won't admit anything Oasis yarn recap including merch disaster and being hostages at Olympic Park High stakes comedy at my local pub Shocker at the Sheffield Shield Old men trample over children for Pat Cummins' signature Listener shout outs including quotas for Aussie shows, Cam Green supporter begs me to leave him alone and UFC 322 New Episode every Th...

I have a neighbourhood bully Vacuum bags don't actually exist? Prince Andrew hospital pass on triple j Dressing as Richie Benaud for Halloween and no one knows who he is Most aggressive public making out I've ever seen Abbie Chatfield & Kelli Annual-Leave sex audio Listener shout outs including Eli Katoa, Oasis, Dean Lewis, UFC betting scandal & our beautiful boy Marnus just won't stop New...

Formal apology Opening for the Grade Cricketer in Sydney Saw an old bloke get worked at Clovelly Living alone Pat betrays me yet again Mushies in Marrickville Listener shout outs including simple coffee orders, Quillan Salkilld, Tom Aspinall, Ash 'Heavy Pockets' Gardner and more New Episode every Thursday! Youtube:  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJscnfTTW_-aO5D81Xi22yw?   Facebook:&nb...

Is a little climate change good? Weddings are the best Got the stitches out of my foot I'd be a great priest I reckon The devil tempts me Big loss on UFC main event In control of the big screen tele at the pub Bailey Smith still firing wild on insta Listener shout outs including Marnus, Kevin Rudd, Jim Jefferies, Rugby League Ashes, weird shit in Armidale and UFC 321 New Episode every Thursday! Yo...

Praying for old blokes using the stairs at Clovelly Got a skin check (it's funny I swear?) Week at the Store with Rohan and Wolfey Taxi incident The craziest Mad Monday yet - Osborne Park Football Club Honourable mention South Bunbury Football club president Politicians say David Pocock doesn't know anything about sport Listener shout outs including the Aussie women's cricket team, Charles Oliveir...

The great switch is upon us. Many blessings to those who celebrate. Daylight savings is here, wow The lead was flying in Sydney New doco about Melbourne's mistakes on Netflix triple j crossover with Frankie Riyadh Comedy Festival Wild 2pm gig at the Pyrmont Bridge Hotel UFC320 NRL Grand Finals Listener shout outs including Marnus being unstoppable, toilet water, Harjas Singh, Sheffield Shield and...

Solo pod: Struggling with Mad Mex addiction New dating term: Monkey Barring Conspiracy theories from the pest control guy Saw a bloke have a shocking 3 seconds Betrayed by Freddie on Friday night Eating my words on Snoop Dogg's performance smh Bailey Smith refuses to stop posting on instagram during Mad Monday Lessons I learned from watching NRL360 this year Listener shout outs including UFC 320,...

Solo pod back: The Summer I Turned Pretty contains wisdom for us all New Dating Term: 'Shrekking' STI Test in a gay neighbourhood I am now a cultural gatekeeper on triple j Cronulla Sharks fans abuse me at the pub, I hate them Bailey Smith muggs off Tammy Hembrow Tik Tokker has solved Men's Mental Health Listener shout outs including UFC, Marnus Labuschagne, Tik Tok comments, paracetamol and the A...

Solo pod back: Did Dezi Freeman assassinate Charlie Kirk? Started playing Pokemon again. The game is easier now that I am 30. Met a rogue one at the library.  Saw anti-immigration protesters being heaps polite to an Asian woman? 19 year old blokes seem to do heaps of rack these days??? Greg betrays me. Brian To'o accidentally misspells Nathan Cleary's name as 'Fowler Smasher.' Pretty unlucky....

Big week on the solo pod: Daniel Gorringe backlash The Biggest Loser doco twist ending Fathers Day UFC Dog park with Lily Last Colombia tales Gambling addiction now affecting hot people? Happy Fathers Day Tim Blackwell Listener shout outs including Ange Postecoglou, Braith Anastasia, Bob Katter & NRL Finals New Episode every Thursday! Youtube:  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJscnfTTW_-...

Solo pods back again shout out: Winter is over The Biggest Loser doco on Netflix The Summer I turned pretty being played at the pub Saffer heckler Jungle tales from Minca, Colombia Sydney marathon pelicans Daniel Gorringe assaults Dave Hughes on live TV Shout outs including Reece Walsh, Molly Picklum and Uzzie Khawaja  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Solo pods back again shout out: Taylor Swift engaged Pat Doherty somehow got a Kayo deal before me, legit sickening Tales from shows in Tweed Heads Tales from Cartagena Brandon 'The Cheese' Smith drug and betting scandal AFL backflipping on Snoop Dogg performance? I admit Cam Green is good but am still a prick about it New Episode every Thursday! Youtube:  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJs...

Got gigs in Lismore, Tweed Heads & Brissy this weekend: https://www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/showcase-tour/ Solo pods back again shout out: Sydney rain & slugs Loop Earplugs Tales from Medellin Nikita Tzyu drinks breast milk Tammy Hebrew and Bailey Smith I bet on DDP at UFC319 smh New Episode every Thursday! Youtube:  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJscnfTTW_-aO5D81Xi22yw?   Fac...

Solo pods back again shout out: HBO Show Rome Dog Sitting Pat's dog Weekend doing wild gigs in Perth Yarns from the lads time in Bogota Six Season Calendar Snoop Dogg playing AFL Grand Final lol The Project UFC betting tip: DDP vs Chimaev New Episode every Thursday! Youtube:  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJscnfTTW_-aO5D81Xi22yw?   Facebook:  www.facebook.com/billydarcy1   I...