Generation Utachizi

GENERATION UTACHIZI

Society EN ↓ 73 episodes

A GEN-Z guide to life, topics based on trending topics and articles. all comments are for satire and entertainment.

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Generation Utachizi

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Society

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Latest episode

Aug 24, 2024

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Episodes

#49 BIKE KWA PLOT NI YA PEDII!! 11.10.2022

In this episode I talk about Bidden freeing stoners, snake bites in Baringo, hero complex, successful people routines, neighborhood sting operations, TikTok food critics and a lot more shithousery. 

#48 KENYAN MIRANDA RIGHTS. 03.10.2022

in this episode I speak on derailment, your Miranda rights , being overambitious, girls fighting testicular cancer, Sakaja's suggestion box, sex surveys and more shithousery. Hit play and enjoy.

#47 WHO LIES ABOUT GETTING CIRCUMCISED? 22.07.2022

Lies are a big part of our lives, in this episode I talk about some of my childhood lies and some articles i saw on the internet. Hit play and enjoy.

#46 THE GENERATION OF CASUAL SEX 11.07.2022

INTRO SONG- MEDII BY SAUCEBOIZ In this episode I talk about Kenyan innovations, the importance we put on peoples opinions, African first aid in Nigeria parliament ,if there's a word for casual sex in your mother tongue and a lot more shithousery. hit play and enjoy.

#8your dick is not your friend 06.07.2022

in this episode The Black Aristotle is joined by Nimrod in a crowded dojo, We spark a little, sip a little and talk a lot. we talk reparations for colonization, Onyancha's release, the police, calling out the president, aliens and a lot of shithousery. The boys are in the background vibing. listen and enjoy.

#1QUARTER NA NYONGI 06.07.2022

In this inaugural episode The black Aristotle and Greystudiosk.e are choping it up just to get a feel of the airwaves. They talk about how girls are terrible at marinating boys, gay moments , tiger woods body count. Cameo appearance by Autumn vuji .

#2BOTTLE TALES 06.07.2022

In this episode the Black Aristotle is joined by two idiots and a bottle. We try and talk about the days of our lives, stumble to some flight lessons and stories 10,00kms away. I hope you enjoy especially on this date. Take your vitamins peacefully. Music by sauceboiz, Kevin grey and Autumn vuji.

#3Nataka dem lakini staki dem single. 06.07.2022

Welcome to episode 4. Jacob" the black Aristotle" and Eugene " waveslikesummer/linky saucboi" welcome you into their world with another production filled with shithousery. We try and hold discussions about mental health, exes, the police ,sex playlists and movies. Hope you enjoy.

#4started a pod because I couldn't afford therapy 06.07.2022

on this episode The Black Aristotle, Jacob, speaks on why he started the pod, reflects on his past relationships and on the sex life of a termite. welcome to my first solo episode. take a seat on the couch and listen to me therapize myself. playlist from 'pieces of a man' by Mick Jenkins. 

#5Robbery with Defilement 06.07.2022

Another solo flight from the Black Aristotle. in this episode I talk about how many times I've been robbed, gain function research, ,aliens in Zimbabwe, waiguru pulling a tekashi, the first group of men to get fare and a lot of shithousery. so get comfortable and listen to me therapize myself. playlist courtesy of Nyashinski  "lucky you" and Autumn Vuji "Dangerous Feelings" 

#6Pornhub page 38 06.07.2022

in this episode the Black Aristotle links up with Nimrod and Bobby. here we talk about the decongesting of the CBD, personal fight records, period sex, hot showers reduce your sperm count  and a boatload of shithousery. so sit down, relax and enjoy.

#7you proposed, she said no, ukasema ni prank. 06.07.2022

In this episode, The Black Aristotle is joined by ,his favorite miscreant, Eugene aka waveslikesummer aka linky  . They lament on relationships, talk anime vs hentai, Subaru boys and the homie linky is called out for celebrating our friendship anniversary. shout out to the homies Eka12, Space cadet, Tobbs and Ralph for making it lively  with their shithousery. take a seat maybe a sip, relax and la...

#9kila mtu ni mrembo kwa giza 06.07.2022

In this episode, The Black Aristotle is Joined by Emma a.k.a Blue. we talk about Bread crumbing, Jesus hitting on Simon Peter's sister, the dating age gap, things people turn into their personalities and narrates the first time she ever saw a joint. I also introduce madlibs at the end of the episode, you don't want to miss out on that. so kick back relax and join in on our conversation.

#11How long is a long time? 06.07.2022

In this Episode the Black Aristotle finally reveals that Dojo Gnosis is just a glorified trap house. He is joined by the trap generals Gede, Baroz and the homie in the corner Willis. we try to define dry spells as it becomes a national disaster, the age we are willing to stop coitus, Baroz shares ER stories from his attachment, Willis lets us in on his milf fantasies and Gede spits some trap wisdo...

#10"She's not my girl...watu hupiga tu picha!" 06.07.2022

in this episode, the Black Aristotle is hanging with the homie NINO. They reminisce on their 9 year friendship, talk about Wanjigi for president, job interviews, the best way to break up. Nino calls out the black Aristotle for eating from his plate and lends an ear as he laments on the difficulties of the pod. kickback and go through the highlights of life with total shithousery. if you enjoyed th...

#12Nyamba lakini isinuke 06.07.2022

The boys are back in the trap. The Black Aristotle is joined by the trap generals Gede, Nimrod, Nino and the nigger Willis whose posted up in the corner as usual. the episodes kicks off with the boys lamenting on their girl troubles and somehow end up talking about sponyos, childhood traumas and selling organs in the black market. the pod ends with a review on squid game and an offer for trap educ...

#13A mother slept sonless 06.07.2022

In this episode, The Black Aristotle is back in the trap with Gede, Nimrod and Willis. The big homie Polanski pulls up to give game on how to behave when being sponsored, we dive into a religious rabbit hole, Nimrod claims he has never been cockblocked and we learn there's always a better man for her. kick back and enjoy your day with us as we try to address some serious things and a boatload of s...

#14You cant live your dream na unalala uchi 06.07.2022

In this episode The Black Aristotle sits with the Trap General. in our conversation we learn that not everyone is suffering, its just you, the brejin tries to test my loyalty. we also touch on how to identify who to confide in and as usual we teach the people on how to steal data from safaricom. so hit play and enjoy.

#15This pod is for those who check the calendar after seeing their M-pesa balance. 06.07.2022

In this episode, The Black Aristotle is joined by the OG Nimrod, the brejin Nino as usual joins mid session. we talk on matters ranging from people caught having an orgy at 3 am, the new illuminati and end it on a man being sentenced to one year for touching another mans butt. This weeks trap lesson is that the other seat at the restaurant table can be used as a leg rest.  we hope you enjoy listen...

#16This is for the girls who want to be just friends until it's time to pay the bill 06.07.2022

In this episode The Black Aristotle is joined by Autumn Vuji and purple drippin. we address school burning, the shoebox is Jacob's bank, police shooting themselves in the foot, the golden penis syndrome and a lot more shithousery. hit play and enjoy.

#17This pod is for those who hug the uber driver goodnight. 06.07.2022

in this episode The Black Aristotle is in conversation with the trap generals Nino and Gede. the dojo is offering girlfriend appeasement services and lessons on how to be a better man. Nino is done being a backup dancer  and jacob considers girls who fall on a night out as persons with disabilities and Gede shows up with a metallic wallet . we go on deep dives on various topics from politics to re...

#18This is for the fat people that sound thin 06.07.2022

In this episode The Black Aristotle is joined by The Kenyan Watermelon. we talk about local racism, math being taught on pornhub and new years should come with a disclaimer. I am also told how i sound skinnier than I look among other shithousery. Hit play and enjoy. intro song- cell therapy by Goodie mob. outro song- Above the clouds by Gangstarr.

#19 NI CON KWA HAIR KULIKO FARE 06.07.2022

In tis episode Nimrod wants people to get straight to the point, Kenya has more bullets than guns and the dream university merger is the one with girls on only fans. we also discuss if boys should send fare , early music influences and learn the brejin Baroz learnt to be a con in boarding.

#20THIS POD IS FOR THOSE WHO ARE READY TO QUIT A JOB THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE. 06.07.2022

The brejin M's is back and claims activists are paid protestors and I have mojo JoJo tendencies. we talk about how overnight sex is better than daytime sex, kusota si minimalism and only fans cons. Hit play and enjoy.

#21 HAUWEZI KUWA NA FOOT FETISH NA UNA NUKA MGUU 06.07.2022

The bro LINKY is back for this episode. Today's trap lesson is to love your parents for who they are and forgive them for who they aren't. Linky questions Jomo Kenyatta's freedom fighter status, a plumber found 1/2 a milion in a toilet and i broke up with a girl through mail. The young buck EKA12 questions if he'd rather eat a roach or a rat. Hit play and enjoy.

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