Geek Shock

So did anything interesting happen today?  I dunno.. things like DISNEY BUYING LUCASFILM, Arnold's return as Conan, Vaughn quitting X-Men, Sasquach bounties, G4Nobody, flipping off your neighbors wi-fi style, Logan's timeline, Disney Princesses, Gerbils, Freddy's nemesis vs. the Federation, and Resident Evil 6 gets fixed (ala the vet).  All this and more in a TWO HOUR Geek Shock extravaganza.  God...

Never before has a podcast spent more time on the forced nether-regions of Klingon anatomy. But there's more to talk about this week than gaping ridges. Things like Sleeping Together Shop, Left Behind again, heart warming Family Circus, WOW players need not run for office, Hobbit Hole Breakfast, one big Falcon, Microsoft hates your money, The Hobbit Report, punching the wife of the Dark Lord, Evil...

The final Rewind before we return next week with an all new CouchC...uh, Geek Shock. This Rewind combines the previously unavailable episodes 3 and 4.  This is where the format starts to come together and Paul starts to let loose the hounds of taco.  Agent Skillz joins us and Barry gushes about Jem.  It's a hoot!

A promise made better.  Here is the second of our Rewind Series where we make our (before now) unavailable first episodes dance before you, our loyal listener.  Since we recieved many complaints that the first Rewind was too short (our early episodes were only thirty minutes long), I have combined episodes 2 and 3 into a single rewind.  Since both episodes are about the last days of Star Trek: The...

Though we talk about The Boredoms, this Geek Shock is anything but. Thrill to the land of bad Kiss Parody! Dance to the rhythm of asteroid mining/fish gutting! Pleasure yourself to sexy tales of parking! Somewhere in there we also find room to talk about real life time travel - REALLY, Zynga board games, Evil Head, Mark moves to make Fox Marvel, Sense8, Xbox for presidency, Todd McFarlane sues Spa...

A grand welcome back to Kommander K and introducing Special Guest Star, Big Black (Aka the Carl fellow we've mentioned on past episodes).  This week we talk about Killercon, Barbarella, The Goratorium, a Knight's Longer Tale, Neo-Ghostbusters, World War Zzzzz, The ire of comic book writers, the Cleveland Airport Superman Exhibit, and so much more.  So order up your fish pie, it's time for a Geek S...

The boys that make the noise are back with an all new Geek Shock!  This week we talk about Ben Folds & Fraggles, Talk Like a Pirate Day, Transformers 4, Wonder Women from Lesbos, Dorn's got a brand new bag, MANIMAL(!), Final Fantasy XIII - WTF, President America, Movie Ninjas, Shannara, NASA's space bubble, Trek off the dark, Smallishville, WiiU, expensive briefcases, G4 no more, Artless History,...

A promise made good.  Many of you have asked for earlier episodes of the show.  Since Las Vegas weather is bordering on trecherous tonight, we have re-posted the previously unavailable, first episode of Geek Shock (back when it was still called the Couchcast).  I hope you enjoy it and look forward to having you back next week for an all new Geek Shock!

I tried... I tried to give you an informative geek news program.  And it started so well with deep discussions of the Apple/Samsung fight and what it means to be a hero in today's society.  Then Paul's prayer to the Lords of Chaos was answered let slip the hounds of hell.  But we did get to talk about those damn space Turtles, The Rocketeer, Para Time, AI, Mars and Axl.  Welome to chaos.  Welcome...

What is going on in this week's Geek Shock? *STAB* Ok...let's see... There seems to be Expendables 2, Getaway, Emulators, Angry Bird Day, Universal Soldier, Finn and Sawyer, 86'ed magic items, Spiderkick, Dark Tower, Gunn's Galaxy, Downey's Boo Boo, Harry Harrison, Polar Bear Zebra Herpes, Valve's Big Picture, The Un-secret Santa, Nintendo Powerless, DnD: AD, Spike Lee's Oldboy, The end of The Boy...

Wait! Who's that I see? It's Barry and Deb back from the nether regions of Texas to join us as we talk about Star Trek Conventions, the Classic Gaming Expo, chalices, ALF, Double Hollow, Roboflop, Handball Dong, Konami hates you, Batle.hack, Hench, Bill and Ted and (?), Daredirector, Mad Max and the Word Burgers, OUYA, Gilliam's huh(?), Joe Kubert, Who's drama, the Amityville what, Q-Bert, Fapple,...

Ach! What be floatin' in the Loch!!? You dunna' want te know! But you might want to know about Ghostbusters 3, The Bobby Bunch, Avengers 2, Pizza, Necromancer, Dini-less Bats, the fate of Daredevil, High Moon, Proof, Dark Tower, Thor 2, Prometheus 2, Dishonored casting, Think Geek's Idea Factory and the fate of Mattycollector.com. So get them fire trucks ready, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Did you know that for only 16 cents a day you can give a starving Famous Paul  Hostess Ho-Ho's? Or was it Whore-Ho's? No wait! It was He-Man! Or it could be any of the following: Snoop Lion, Goratorium, Meh Royale, The Claw, J. J.'s Earthquake, Scrubs 51, Fantastic Foo, Indy film, Hugo's miracle in 3D, Avengers lite, Next-men, Mattycollector, the He-Man Movie, and Mechs for the home. So give today...

How would you rate this Geek Shock? Four stars? AC.E+? Three-and-a-half Jalapenos? Two Robot's in jail? However you rate it, it was a great and horrible week for geeks everywhere and we weigh in on the Dark Knight fallout. We also talk about Pepsi vs Coke, Chik-Fil-A vs Muppets, Orci/Kurtzman vs American literary history, Taiwan vs game breaks, AMC vs costumes, Jurassic Park 4 vs 2014, bedridden c...

Prepare your Navel Oranges for this week's Geek Shock because the news out of Comic Con comes hard and fast (like Vlarg's mom). Captain Luddite joins us as we talk about our latest prize giveaway, Epic Scents, Dark Knight: Lights Up, Shag A Gamer, World War Zzzzz, Donald Duck Orange Juice, navels and Mandarins, Ant Men, Gozira, Soloman Kane, the Goddamn Sandman, Street Fighter: Assassin's Fist, Gu...

Geek Shock: Where a Geek can be a Geek! Not only do we bring you the Chuck E. Cheese lament. Not only do we introduce the THOUGHT of the spawn of 80's Jeff. We also talk about Stretch Armstrong, Smallville's Arrow, Spider-man Six, EVO (Brolylegs), THE 'MERICA, ACTA, GB3, Scarlett "Money" Johansson, Fassbender's Creed, Trek 2 reveals, Ouya, Keep 32, Ear Necklaces, You're Still Here(?): The Old Repu...

It is EPISODE 150! And to celebrate... we don't stray from the formula what so ever! But that means you get great topics like Mcdonaldland, Amazing Spider-man, Mermaids, The Book that Can't Wait, Ryanlander, Lego my League, Stormin Norman, Guardians of the Avengers, shorts, After Will, Big Hero 6, Lost Boys, Gundam, the exile of Pitbull, Marvel's (non)reboot, stank free pants and SYFY continues to...

A special guest joins us as Adam Kozlowski (aka Captain Luddite) throws his snozzberry into the fray as we talk about such geek news as Stewart's Paycheck, the evolution of Nessie, Berg's Blame Game (part 2), Transylmania, This Old Earth, 80's Jeff's Secret, Guardians of the Inflatable Furniture, Ant Man Moves, Willy Wonka and the Tasteless Joke, Metal Men, Barbarella's boob tube, 3DS XL WTF BBQ,...

Are you ready for the ultimate Snaps throwdown!?!  Well...keep waiting cause it ain't happenin' here, cuz.  But we do throw down some sweet geekery like the Sony WaitStation, Jimmy Urine Skin, more D&D, John Carter (in three parts), slave boots, Draw Anything, Ha666ry P666er, Hero Initiatives, Borg are back, aliens frozen, Game of Georges, Snow Crash, Microsoft Surface 720, and It's a Marvel World...

Get ready to search the vomit for rainbows!  This week in geek we discuss the Ready Player One contest, Moreformers, you sunk my excuse (!), DC #0, Morevengers, another GB tease, World War Zzzzzzz, Justice League, It has two parts, 2nd Watch, the God Particle, Diablo 3 apathy, Melbourne-where the zombies live, SmartGlass, Wii U slip(?), the loss of the World's Mightiest Heroes, and to top it all o...

Put down that beanbag and face front! E3 is upon us and we wouldn't be doing our duty if we didn't chime in but that's not all the geekery that has happened this week as we discuss Scream TV, Blatty's Blatt, Totally Blacked Out, Hell's Kitchen Nightmare, World War Zzzzzzzz, cooking your penis for others, Go green (or go home green), Stuff you already bought: Phase 1, Who's 50th, Star Wars: Deadwoo...

Warning: There are thing is this episode that you do NOT want to visualize.  But, if you can make your way past the Ghost Whores you will find a cornucopia of Geek News like the Slap & Tickle, the Yardsale, The G.I. Joe Sequel (now in glorious 3D), Lobo's Journey to Mysterious Island 2, Mother May I Sleep With Clarice, Iron Man 3 Budgets, The Dark Knight Returns (to animation), the fall of Big Hug...

Hopefully the problems with this episode have been fixed (Thank you, Thomas). It's an oldie, but goodie. This week we share with you the most horrible, fantastic, free, offensive, enlightening game known to man.  Ladies and gents may we present.... CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY!!!

Watch where you put your feet in this ghastly episode of Geek Shock where we talk about geek happenings like Stinkor Week, Zed Events, Dark Berry, the evils of adoption, rape toast, upcoming TV shows, Mayan Calendars, Hiccupops, Diablo 3, more government DVD intrusion, and the Big List continues with SYFY reality shows. So drink that toilet wine and prepare for a Geek Shock!

Parents, hide your dolphins and call the Defarment of Depends! The boys of Geek Shock continue to terrorize good taste as they talk about geeky subjects like Axe Cop, Diablo III, Avengers, Cabin in the Woods (spoiler fee), Dumb Box Deals, the DoD, Carbon-Freeze-Me, Cameron's one trick kitty, MMO-dive, Elder Scrolls Online, Driverless Cars, Dish vs AMC, Kick Ass 2, and the Big List continues as we...