Geek Cast Live

    We wrap up season 7 in the only way we knew how. After such a horrible slog of a year, a year that was supposed to be our brightest mind you, we slide into a deranged wine fueled hellscape of banter. Joe seduces his wife. Ryan fights Han Solo. Bass does things. An Plugs and Amazing Folks Check out the Twitch stream here! Check out the Movie Podcast Network with just a click! Check out Poprika...

It finally happened. GCR, Bass , and Carty J finally find a topic that makes Nics will to live fly away. Crypto Currency! Seriously its super neat. He is there with us on the show and then BAM! he's just …gone. We don't even know if he is going to show up next week. Plugs and Amazing Folks Check out the Twitch stream here! Check out the Movie Podcast Network with just a click! Check out Poprika us...

WASHINGTON, DC – NOVEMBER 19: Rudy Giuliani speaks to the press about various lawsuits related to the 2020 election, inside the Republican National Committee headquarters on November 19, 2020 in Washington, DC. President Donald Trump, who has not been seen publicly in several days, continues to push baseless claims about election fraud and dispute the results of the 2020 United States presidential...

Buckle up dirtbags! Its the GCR and Cartoon Joe show! Want to hear us talk about Alaska? Check! Lutefisk? Check! Want to hear Joe wax rhapsodic about Italian cheeseburgers? You got it dude! All of this and more in this super sensational episode filled with nothing....absolutely nothing.   Plugs and Amazing Folks Check out the Twitch stream here! Check out the Movie Podcast Network with just a clic...

On this episode the GCL crew only want to encourage you to vote. We do this by pretending to be vermin from Russia who have been tasked to steal the election by the KGB. That's right mother forkers…it's Honey Heist time! Also if you read this paragraph out loud you will be put on a watch list. Go vote. Plugs and Amazing Folks Check out the Twitch stream here! Check out the Movie Podcast Network wi...

    Ever walk aimlessly through a grocery store? You don't know what you want for dinner so you fill your cart with junk foods you will regret eating later. Toto's Africa is wordlessly playing just loud enough to hear over the speakers. Anyway that pretty much sums up this episode. Vote and be active, people. Plugs and Amazing Folks Check out the Twitch stream here! Check out the Movie Podcast Net...

Nic takes a regular bank holiday. This allows us to talk about his least favorite subject without him. Now I know what you are thinking. You guys spent and entire hour and twenty minutes talking about mushroom hunting? No you vondrukes! We talk about fucking DUNE! Bass does his best to teach GCR about it without being spoilery. He does a good job. All this and more in this weeks least popular podc...

Nic takes a regular bank holiday. This allows us to talk about his least favorite subject without him. Now I know what you are thinking. You guys spent and entire hour and twenty minutes talking about mushroom hunting? No you vondrukes! We talk about fucking DUNE! Bass does his best to teach GCR about it without being spoilery. He does a good job. All this and more in this weeks least popular podc...

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This episode is a tour de force. Chris Dalby, Man of the World, joins us and regales us with tales from afar. There is crime, Chinese operatives, poison, and deadly women assassins. But most importantly is his ability to bring us together with the author of Castle Dreams the erotic YA fiction extravaganza and soon to be best seller. HB Quaid tells us of his progress, his process, and just how much...

We haven't had a 90 minute episode in awhile so this was a fun one. We spent the first half of the show talking Umbrella Academy season 2. GCR & Cartoon J hearken back to the olden days and give a spoiler free hashtag only review. This is expertly segued into our main event , wherein we each bring a Hero and Villain into the brand new Absurdist Universe. Bodegas baby....Bodegas. Anyway…Defund the...

Save Draft Preview (opens in a new tab) Publish…               Add title The return of sports and Hollywood pedophiles are set up and knocked back down again in this weeks episode of nothing happens. Without Nic the crew kind of runs amok. They spread their verbal seed throughout the inter webs hoping to eventually create a Gollum hellbent on destroying earth. Anyway...Defund the police. Black Liv...

This week the Geek Cast Crew reminisce about Gencons of the past. They take turns talking Nic into going and then quickly talking him back out of it . Something about body odor and Communicable diseases. It's another poorly planned out house of our lives laid bare for all to see. Defund the police. Black Lives Matter. Plugs and Amazing Folks Check out the Twitch stream here! Check out the Movie Po...

This week we are not only down Cartoon Joe but our guest doesn't make it either. This leaves the intrepid crew of the USS Podcast unphased as they forge ahead into the world of terrible movie reviews and cinematic blockbuster Days of Thunder. We still have no idea why you listen but thanks for it . #DefundThePolice #BlackLivesMatter Plugs and Amazing Folks Check out the Twitch stream here! Check o...

This week, on GCR's dream episode , we unleash yet another bracket of absurdity. THE FAKE STEVEN SEAGAL MOVIE NAME BRACKET!!!!!!!!!!! We lay down 64 of the best Seagal-esque fake names and movies in the world. A masterpiece of podcast that hasn't been seen yet and a better podcast just released a new episode ….dammit. Anyway #DefundThePolice #BlackLivesMatter. Plugs and Amazing Folks Check out the...

In an effort to shakes things up, and maybe pull ourselves out of the hellscape, we play a little game. We pick our rosters for the never to be seen Westeros vs Middle Earth arcade fighter! Think Marvel / Capcom. Anyway we try our best. Enjoy this never imitated always disappointing podcast. Oh and we also call GCR's dad. He was asleep. This is the link we talk about at the end of the show. Gerry...

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Geek Cast Live 7.309 : The Crisis Of Infinite Nics Post author By  geekcastry Post date May 22, 2020 No Comments on Geek Cast Live 7.309 : The Crisis Of Infinite Nics This week we dive face first into the glut of geek news that has been assaulting us with knives hellbent on finding our delicious organs. This news wants nothing more than to murder us in a urinal. Harvesting our kidneys for the blac...

This week we have an awesome discussion about 80's SciFi with Jessica Dwyer. We talk about booking documentary guests ,  friend  of the show Billy Zane is mentioned, and we do our best to talk GCR into backing the In Search Of Tomorrow Kickstarter. Its all here in this riveting new episode of Geek Cast Live. DON'T FORGET TO VOTE FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE FAKE BAND BRACKET CHALLENGE!!! https://wo...

We bring on Geek Gurl Jo's husband Martin and wax poetic about his new D&D campaign. After checking all the necessary boxes we smoothly pivot into the world of tickle sex, and at Nic's request, pegging. It gets deep, mildly awkward, and very tactile. You can almost taste it. All this and more in yet another episode of noting. DON'T FORGET TO VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE FAKE BAND LEFT STANDING!!! https:...

GCR invites a collection of his friends to  join  him on a podcast rather than their weekly Zoom. What follows is that. They take a deep dive into Foley work and talk about tornados and jizz. Natch. https://woobox.com/b78us4 Plugs and Amazing Folks Check out the Twitch stream here! Check out the Movie Podcast Network with just a click! Check out Poprika using the nifty little  link  just below thi...

Its mid apocalypse and we really didn't have anything pressing to talk about. So we threw on some banter hats and our finest Sunday going to church clothes and got to bantering. We talk about golfing in sweatpants , throwing off an auctioneers rhythm and the death of the great John Prine. Towards the end Nic makes GCR ejaculate praise for Schitts Creek. Anyway follow the  link  bellow to vote for...

We couldn't avoid it. It was such low hanging fruit. We understand we should be better than this, we should rise above. Alas, we cant help ourselves. We dedicate 90% of this episode to Netflix and its wild new ride…Tiger King. Seven episodes of pure unadulterated trash. The other 10% is dedicated to dragging Hobby Lobby CEO across hot coals cause fuck that guy. Anyway follow the  link  bellow to v...

Geek Cast Live 7.301 : The Sean Connery Smut Hour Post author By  geekcastry Post date March 28, 2020 No Comments on Geek Cast Live 7.301 : The Sean Connery Smut Hour It has been awhile since we have guests. So to make up for it this week we had four. The entire crew from Flavor Text Adventures jumped on with us this week to discuss the many levels of their current group endeavor. We laugh , we cr...

Geek Cast Live 7.300 : They'll Grab It Right In Your Ass Post author By  geekcastry Post date March 21, 2020 No Comments on Geek Cast Live 7.300 : They'll Grab It Right In Your Ass ITS EPISODE 300!!!! Can you believe it ? 300 episodes of this bullshit….how awesome. We  celebrate  the show by unveiling our Geek Madness Bracket. 64 of the greatest fake bands we could come up with. Pit against each o...