Gayest Episode Ever

"Discovery" (October 30, 1975) Somehow, Barney Miller managed to make comedy in gritty, 1970s-era New York City, and it managed to address the rampant crime of the day even though the action never left the precinct office. In this episode, a man has to overcome his fear of homophobic police officers in order to report that he was harassed, threatened and extorted because he was gay — yet it's stil...

"The Apartment" (November 9, 1979) And now for something slightly different. Katherine Spiers, TableCakes CEO and our first-ever heterosexual guest, joins Drew and Glen to talk about the British sitcom Are You Being Served? and in particular its resident homo Mr. Humphries. It's also our first remote guest, because this was recorded during pandemic times, so please forgive the fact that this outin...

"As the Will Turns" (April 10, 1995) This is as close to a gay episode as Fresh Prince of Bel-Air ever got. And while it's not necessarily the funniest piece of TV ever, it makes for a hell of a discussion of Will Smith's personal life. This episode has some weird parallels with actual events in Will Smith, real-life actor. We'd say it's unprecedented for a rapper-turned-actor to seemingly confron...

"Oy Vey, You're Gay" (October 23, 1995) With her over-the-top outfits and bigger-than-life persona, Fran Drescher has a certain queer appeal. In fact, more than a few little boys probably turned a love of Fran Drescher and Fran Fine into a love of drag. However, the show didn't necessarily mine its Broadway theater milieu for a ton of gay storylines. In its third season, it did give us Catherine O...

Happy Friday! Or maybe just tolerable Friday. Since everything sucks, we decided to give you an extra episode this week: a Patreon exclusive that we decided the general audience might want to listen to in case you're needing extra entertainment. We're still giving you a regular episode this next coming Wednesday, but meanwhile please enjoy this.  America or burst! For most of us '80s babies, Perfe...

It's a GEE Q&A! Following the Golden Girls table read, we decided to take a week off, and it turns out we needed one more before we jump into the cycle of actual "episode" episodes. So in lieu of that, Drew and Glen answer a bunch of questions we've been sent by listeners over the past two years. We swear it's actually content! Call us and leave a message on the TableCakes Hotline at (209) 566-CAK...

"Vince Meat" (February 22, 2020) Have you seen that one Golden Girls where Blanche accidentally sexes a man to death and the girls have to hide the body? Well, your answer should be no, because that episode didn't air back in the day. It's a script written by our own Glen Lakin and then, for the purposes of this episode, read by a host of our actor friends. It's fucked-up and funny, and we couldn'...

"Joe Goes to Heaven" (Date Unknown, 1979) The United States' first bilingual sitcom and PBS's first attempt at a 30-minute comedy, ¿Que Pasa USA? proved to be a regional hit in Miami, where a local PBS affiliate created and produced the show, and then across the country as a whole. Overall, it plays out like a lost Norman Lear series centered around a Cuban-American family, and this episode revolv...

"Frank & Son" (October 18, 1991) Is Step By Step a classic sitcom? Glen says yes, but Drew says no. Listen to an episode that a different podcast that prompted us to examine paternal homophobia and a long-running but perhaps non-classic TGIF sitcom, which Drew prefers to shorthand as "shitbag Brady Bunch." Listen to the episode of You're Making It Worse that inspired this episode. Support us on Pa...

Two announcements: No. 1, Drew is tired and he is wanting to take a week off with an episode that requires less editing; and and No. 2, this podcast is launching a series of Patreon-only episodes where Drew and Glen discuss subjects unlikely to arise in their typical episodes. In this one, they both list off their picks for the hottest dads in sitcom history. And if you're seeing this for the firs...

"Emmet's Secret" (December 6, 1995) and "Emmett, We Hardly Knew Ye" (December 20, 1995) Even those of us who came of age in the 1990s might be surprised to find out how big a deal Grace Under Fire was in its day. The show was a huge hit, and even if it burned too bright and too quickly, it deserved its popularity because it was funnier and more heartfelt than a lot of longer-lived TV series. In th...

"Cousin Liz" (October 9, 1977) After two years and more than a few negative comments, Drew and Glen once again focus their gaze on All in the Family, a sitcom about America's favorite ignoramus. This episode is a sweet and it is elegant, and it shows how readily Jean Stapleton's Edith can accept that love between two women isn't at all different from her love for her husband. There's no B plot and...

"The Cheever Letters" (October 28, 1992) Poor Susan Ross. If she only knew what her association with George Constanza would ultimately cost her, she would have run screaming. Early in the show's fourth season, Susan got a glimpse of what George was capable of when he indirectly caused her dad to be outed — if not as gay then at least certainly as a one-time lover of John Cheever. Mike Ciriaco join...

"Three Gays of the Condo" (April 13, 2003) Six seasons after its inaugural gay episode, The Simpsons revisited the subject matter in the age of Will & Grace, and the end result sent Homer to live with two guys in Springfield's gay district. This one exemplifies what it meant to do a gay sitcom after the point in time when it was no longer enough to just showcase straight characters being surprised...

We're celebrating the holidays and closing out 2019 with one of our all-time favorite Christmas specials: A Very Brady Christmas, a 1988 TV movie that reunited all of the original cast that matters. If you've seen this special, you may be wondering what's gay about this family holiday outing. Some stuff, we say, but perhaps most subtly the use of racecar-driving as a metaphor for Bobby Brady's rec...

"The One With the Lesbian Wedding"(January 18, 1996) Carol and Susan forever! In our previous look at Friends, we concluded that the ten-season sitcom put homosexuality in a bad light. Around the same time, everyone else concluded that as well, but what if season two's "The One With the Lesbian Wedding" actually doesn't suck so hard? Emelie Burnette Battaglia Balenciaga returns to talk about the e...

"What's With Robert?" (January 10, 2000) Drew had never seen an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond before Glen pulled a gun on him and forced him to watch this one. To Drew's surprise, this ostensibly family-friendly CBS sitcom handles gay panic a lot more thoughtfully than other shows of the era, even if it hinged around the ridiculous proposition that a man as tall as Brad Garrett might be homos...

No, this is not a deep dive into Paul Lynde's most salacious innuendos. Instead, GEE is bidding farewell for a few weeks because Drew is heading to Japan, and we thought it would be cool to do an episode based around classic sitcom trivia, and Drew is hosting while Glen is pitted against special guest contestants Tony Rodriguez (who has guested before!) and Katherine Spiers (who hasn't!). It's fun...

"The Chief's Gay Evening" (November 13, 1982) Though beloved to a certain age range of 1980s babies, Gimme a Break doesn't get its due praise for its "serious issue" episodes. This one, in which the Chief finds out that one of his officers is gay, handles the subject matter better than many more-acclaimed sitcoms would in the years that followed. In fact, our only complaint is that this series sol...

"Mirror, Mirror, on the Wall" (November 7, 1968) When it came time to pick a Halloween special for Gayest Episode Ever, the only real choice was Bewitched, a seasonally appropriate sitcom that also happens to be one of the gayest things ever broadcast on network television. In this fifth-season outing, Endora curses Darren to become hopelessly vain, and Dick York makes the decision to play his new...

"Caroline and the Gay Art Show" (October 5, 1995) Okay, hear us out. I know you're seeing that we did an episode about Caroline in the City and asking yourself why we would consider it a "classic" sitcom," but there's actually a lot going on here. Malcolm Gets played Caroline's assistant, Richard, with a flair befitting a theater vet, but his chemistry with lead Lea Thompson didn't read as romanti...

"Suzanne Goes Looking for a Friend" (April 9, 1990) The previous Designing Women made Drew cry, but this one is far tamer and far more in line with what we'd consider sitcom-ish. In this Delta Burke showcase episode, Suzanne Sugarbaker attempts to make a friend outside Sugarbaker & Associates — and ends up finding a former pageant friend who's now an out lesbian. This episode does gay panic from t...

"Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah" (May 7, 1997) At long last, we're bowing to audience requests and giving you the one where Ellen comes out… to her parents. No, it is not "The Puppy Episode," the one where Ellen came out to Laura Dern and also the world; it's the episode that aired one week after that one, when she came out to her parents. "The Puppy Episode" is a part of TV history, but this one is m...

"I Never Ate for My Father" (October 2, 1991) When Robbie Sinclair fails to kill his first live prey, he begins to wonder if he might be more herbivorously oriented — and that fits in really well with this episode's extensive use of vegetarianism as a metaphor for homosexuality. (But also drug use and communism, because America.) Buy the DVD of Glen's movie, Being Frank Buy or rent Being Frank on...

"Odyssey of the Twelfth Talisman" (September 28, 1985) Once upon a time, there was a Saturday morning cartoon based on Dungeons & Dragons, and in its final few episodes it had one of its male characters hit it off with a one-off NPC who was witty and matched him, insult for insult. This one-off also happened to be male, and whether by accident or whatever, the resulting episode plays out kinda lik...