Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!

The first prezzy wezzy candidate for 1836 seems to be a little wet behind the ears when it comes to years as a US Senator. Like he literally just got here! Nonetheless, I see no harm and seeing what the man's got, even if it's not much. Become a Patron!

The final VP Candidate we are going over has lived definitely one of the craziest lives we've experienced since Andrew Jackson. No, Seriously. Like, What is the DEAL with Kentucky?? Become a Patron!  

This next VP candidate for 1836 is indeed the son of a man we have spoken of before. And yes, Connecticut politicians seem to have been out of fashion for the last decade and a half. But he's here, so we gotta give him a shout-out. Become a Patron!

The next VP candidate for this 1836 election is so aggressively from Virginia that even Nancy Drew Jackson is going to have his share of problems with the man. Indeed, we have a power-playing power-player on our hands! Become a Patron!

We are back to our regularly scheduled election biography programming for 1836, and as we begin to look at the roster, I think I need to strongly urge the 1800s electors to please stop protest voting for vice presidential candidates that don't even know they're getting votes and might as well be retired. *sigh* This is a REBROADCAST with the NEW INFO at the 5:09 mark. Become a Patron!

The year is 1835 and there are bat people on the moon and it's Edgar Allen Poe's fault. Become a Patron!

For this second in-between-election episode, we venture forth to experience the wonder that is the Garbled Twistory Coin Depository! Become a Patron!

In this first episode of the in-between-election-stream, we're introduced to a truly odd and bewildering instance of crime and punishment that comes out of nowhere! A short, true story proving definitely that in New Jersey, one must tread lightly. Become a Patron!

Here we are! The 1832 US Election is upon us! Once again, we have many factions with many issues, but the population density has changed quite dramatically! There are some new problems on the horizon, and new battles beginning to be fought. Become a Patron!

Here we are, checking in on our FINAL Prezzy Wezzy candidate for the 1832 US Election. And as usual, the angry man who suddenly descended from an unknown place in the mountains is causing a ruckus wherever he goes! This is a REBROADCAST with the NEW INFO at the 39:35 mark! Become a Patron!

We're getting the newest, biggest scoop on our old friend Mr. Playdough! Since he is an old friend of ours, this episode will be a REBROADCAST with the NEW INFO at the 21:11 mark, alright? Become a Patron!

This next Prezzy Wezzy Potential for 1832 is a man who only wanted ONE THING. And then he never got it. And then he worked hard for other things. And he never got them. Whatever happened to being a doctor, John? Become a Patron!

This week we're looking at the first potential prezzy wezzy candidate for this truly fascinating 1832 election! As it turns out, he talks real good too. Become a Patron!

The final VP candidate for 1832 is perhaps the most terrifying to be reckoned with on the political stage right now. Why, because he wants to literally tear the country apart and he knows exactly how to do it. If you wanted a House of Cards story, you're in luck... This is a REBROADCAST with the NEW INFO at the 12:15 mark! Become a Patron!

The second to last VP candidate for 1832 is yet another newcomer to this grand political stage. And once again, he seems pretty average... Well, except the Yu-Gi-Oh thing. Become a Patron!

Here we have another VP Candidate for the upcoming 1832 election. His story is a typical one! Except for maybe the canals thing? Yeah, I don't get the canals thing. Become a Patron!

The next 1832 VP Candidate we're looking at is doing it all for the money and nothing else. Anything for the money. Become a Patron!

In this episode of Garbled Twistory, we're getting back to the business of elections for 1832 and as usual, we start with a mostly unremarkable man who thinks he can be a good vice-principal for one reason and one reason only! Become a Patron!

In the final in-between-election episode of this series, we're checking in on the whole slavery situation because something crazy just happened in the Hamptons that's gonna change EVERYTHING about the enslavement discourse! Become a Patron!

For the second in-between-election episode of this series, I have a real treat! It's a super-duper collaboration special with the incomparable Moxie LaBouche! History is indeed being made. Be sure to check out Your Brain on Facts , the podcast about all the things you didn't know, thought you knew, and never knew you never knew! Become a Patron!

For our first in-between-election episode of this series, a discovery is made downstairs! A discovery that most definitely escalates in an unexpected direction because it happened at the wrong place, and at the wrong time! Become a Patron!

Here we are! The US election of 1828! And I know I say this every time, but this really isn't one to miss. This is just some straight-up unprecedented stuff we're dealing with here. Become a Patron!

This episode, we're looking at the second and final candidate for the 1828 US Election. And yes, he is still an angry man. Since we have covered this ragamuffin before, this will be a REBROADCAST with the NEW INFO at the 36:08 mark! Become a Patron!  

For our first Prezzy Wezzy Candle Date for the 1828 election, we're checking in on the dude who won last time and the many trials and tribulations he faced trying to run an entire country. And let me tell ya, there were A LOT. This is a REBROADCAST with the NEW INFO beginning at the 28:05 mark! Become a Patron!

In this episode, we're checking in on the final Vice-Principal candidate for 1828... and he's not only looking to win again, he's looking to win with a vengeance! This is a REBROADCAST with the NEW INFO at the 15:03 mark! Become a Patron!