Garbled Twistory: A US History Podcast told through elections!

For the in-between-election-episode of the year 1815, we're destroying Rhode Island. Seriously. Bye-Bye Rhode Island. It was nice knowing ya. Become a Patron!  

This is the second in-between election episode, covering the year 1814, where some MAJOR HEADWAY is made into manufacturing business! Children! In Factories! Already?! Yes. Already. Become a Patron!

Here we are! Back into the in-between-election episodes! In this first one, we're talking about how Ariana Grande smashed some tomatoes in the deadliest battle to ever happen in Texas! The ocean's no place for a squirrel! Become a Patron!

It's been months of candidates! But we have arrived at the fated election of 1812! I mean yeah, the US is a war, but the political rigamarole must go on!! Become a Patron!

We're checking on on the final Prezzy Wezzy Candidate for 1812!! It's the reigning champ! Billy Madison! Oh, and what had he been up to since he won in 1808? Making horrible decisions is what he's been up to. Seriously, what a doofus. This is a REBROADCAST, so if you already know his whole long backstory and just want the NEW STUFF, it's at the 41:48 mark! Become a Patron!

For the second-to-last prezidenty candidate for 1812, we are introduced to the nephew of our good neighbor George Clinton. Like, the only reason this dude's a candidate is because his uncle kicked the bucket. I wonder how long this OG Clinton Candidate legacy will last? Become a Patron!

Told ya you were in for a real treat! For our next 1812 prezzy wezzy candidate, we're talking about a guy who made so many written and unspoken rules doing a job he never wanted that he's still dictating how we run our courtrooms today from BEYOND THE GRAVE!! So hunker down cuz you're in for a real doozey of an episode. Become a Patron!

We're looking at the second prezzy wezzy candidate for 1812, and we've discussed him multiple times before, so you'll want to check out the 10:24 mark for new stuff! (And there isn't much. C'mon Rufus!! DO SOMETHING ALREADY! Don't fret though, next week is gonna be WILD.) Become a Patron!

This is one of those fascinating instances where the first presidential candidate we're looking at for this 1812 election in this episode is stricken with the ultimate... Well... Finality. So please, enjoy this splendid REBROADCAST where you can find the NEW INFO at the 23:06 mark! Become a Patron!

It's the final VP Candidate for 1812! This dude literally had this whole internal crisis over all this Revolution stuff and straight up disappeared but hey he's back now and he's ready ok just give him a chance! Become a Patron!

This is the third VP Candidate we're looking at for the 1812 election! A pleasant case study of how to be useful when you never show up on time for anything whatsoever! Become a Patron!

We have an adorable, short little REBROADCAST here for these riveting 1812 elections! If you already know what you need to know so far about VP Candidate Johnny Long John Silvers, the NEW STUFF is at the 5:21 mark! Become a Patron!

Our first VP Candidate for 1812 has been through SO MUCH NONSENSE and I really just wanna give this man a warm towel and a hug because no one deserves to be done dirty like this. Become a Patron!

For our final in-between-election episode before 1812, the slaves get MAD! For a podcast that spends more time talking about the opinions of slave owners, I figured we oughta turn the tables a little! Become a Patron!

Have you ever lost a horse? Well, these people can't help you. Sorry Become a Patron!

Remember that time a woman single-handedly saved the entire economy of New England because the president and his frat bros made a ridiculously petty foreign-relations decision without thinking? No? Well, that happened. Become a Patron!

We have made it once again to another ELECTION EPISODE! And if you thought the Democratic-Republican party was invincible, I'm gonna need you to emphasize on the "was" in that sentence because I'm seeing little drops of passive-aggressive blood in the water! Become a Patron!

We have made it to our FINAL prezzy wezzy candidate for 1808! and GOOOOLLY!! This is basically the ultimate review episode!! I'm serious!! This dude right here was present for like, EVERYTHING. (Well, except the actual battles with guns.) Man, this one is quite the journey! Enjoy!   Become a Patron!

Today we're lookin' at the second-to-last Prezzy Wezzy Candidate for the 1804 election! Ya know, he keeps losing every time... But hey, maybe he's got a chance this time! This is a REBROADCAST with the NEW STUFF at the 16:06 mark! Become a Paton!

Hello again! For this riveting episode, we are looking at a BRAND SPANKING NEW ELECTION CANDIDATE! And this dude went through a whole lotta stuff so it'll be a nice review with some wild freakin' detours along the way! (As usual...) Become a Patron!

We are looking at candidates in the 1808 US Presidenty Drag Race, and George Clinton is ONCE AGAIN showin' up on the scene. Also, he's running for BOTH P AND VP!??! LIKE HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE!? DOES THIS MAN NEVER QUIT!? Whatever. Enjoy the REBROADCAST! The new information can be found at the 20:05 mark! Become a Patron!

What we have here is a rather uneventful REBROADCAST of Rufus King's VP candidacy. Let's face it. The only reason this dude is still a VP Candidate is cuz the Federalists are so freaking defeated that they aren't even trying to shake things up. Anyways, the NEW STUFF is at the 9:51 mark!   Become a Patron!

We're looking at the Second VP Candidate for the 1808 US Election this episode, and boy is this guy interesting. Somehow, he was present at almost all of the most important locations during the Great American Temper Tantrum! You know what they say... Where there's a battle, there's a Moosebaby! Become a Patron!  

We are back on the election circuit and for 1808 we have some pretty faces, new and old! The first VP Candidate of this election season we're lookin' at is the son of a prezzywezzy we've talked about before! That's a first! Become a Patron!

You think THIS political climate is bad? An Ex-Vice-President literally planned on invading the capital. Yeah. This is an in-between-election episode for the history books y'all!   Become a Patron!