Gals on the Go

You guys…we’re replacing Brooke!! Don’t freak out, it's temporary (promise)! However, the good news is: this week (annnd probably this week only), the company gets free rein to talk ALL things country music. AND we’re talking country music with the one and only Margo Oshry!!! You know her for the MANY wide-angle (the girl loves .5) videos of her singing EVERY word at EVERY concert OR you’re one of...

Oh how we LOVE to hear your voices, your BEAUTIFUL voices. The gals hotline is not just open, but with FULL free reign (yes, that means anything goes)!! Annnnd as you watch this, we’re no longer 27 and 28. We’re TWO years apart, yet again! Look, it’s your lucky day because with age comes wisdom, so, what better time to ask us literally ANYTHING at all now that Brooke is much MUCH older!! Catching...

Look, hot girls DON’T gatekeep. It’s not cool, annnnnnd selfishly (you know we’re nosy) we want ALL of the tips!! Where can Brooke get MORE free DISPOSABLE water bottles (iykyk)? Are we all locking in that moisture after a shower? Is it just Brooke sweating it off? Poses to help pass gas? Danielle says it’s leaning to the left. But what’s reeeally the BEST way? Can we talk about OG manscape or is...

Are we really coming across a real-life Gossip Girl?! Maybe you think it’s just a TV show and that it’s only Dan Humphrey behind the screen (spoiler…sorry)! However, we learn that’s not actually the case. Annnnd if there are two things every listener NEEDS to know about Brooke Miccio, it’s one: she ALWAYS finds a way (@ Delta), and two: she ALWAYS sticks up for herself and her friends!! While she’...

The company…is STAYING…in NYC!! Wow, that feels SO good to say!! HAPPY MATCH WEEK to those who celebrate!! We can finally breathe, let our shoulders relax, and no longer have to imagine Brooke Miccio in RURAL Nebraska, because Brooke Miccio IS New York! After quite literally the WORST (nonverbal) 30 minutes of their lives…we learn that Dr. Ben did it!! Annnnd what comes next? A top tier match day...

One thing we love about y’all: you’re truly ol’ reliable. Annnd what better way to thank our gal pals who’ve been here since day one than to OBVIOUSLY pass along ALL of our “wisdom”. Our inbox? COMPLETELY full with your questions. And maybe it’s Brooke’s premonitions, OR her “near-death” elevator experience, OR maybe she really IS just nosy…whatever it is it makes our advice much MUCH better for y...

Take a deep breath, we are back to normal operations this week! The restructuring is over as Danielle returns!! Fresh off a tiny plane, then a BIGGER plane, annnnd a quick Miami pit stop, she lands safely back in NYC. Quite literally living life on the road!! St. Barth? Much MUCH BETTER than expected. While she soaks up the sun with NO sunburn in sight (ty Kopari), Brooke rips cable TV (bc free wi...

Look, we’re not trying to freak you out, but the ‘company’ is going through some changes. We’re 0 for 1 with our intrusive thoughts, and suddenly this episode turns into a loooong look in the mirror. Katy Bellotte isn’t just back for her FOURTH appearance, she’s clocking in as this week’s substitute!! Thirty, flirty, and officially realizing she’s still got THIRTY more years until she peaks (maybe...

You might not think it, but THE most innocent hobby in the world comes with a little drama. It all starts with one distasteful conversation at a local LNS that gets the bad reviews rolling in (yikes)!! We’re unpacking ALL of the ‘underlying subplots’ this week. Trips that we pretend are spontaneous (totally booked for months), a hair removal bucket list, and a full ‘Tell Me Lies’ recap (spoiler wa...

Annnnd they were roommates…yes, the ICONIC fan-fave Delaney is back on the pod! AND we’re low-key in our feels this week, not sad (promise), but full-body chills, shedding-a-tear-for-Justin-Bieber kind of feels (yes, he’s SO back). The pop culture calendar is FULL: The Oscars, Coachella, JB! Oh my!!! Naturally, the gals (and Delaney) are ON THE GO, fresh off the Super Bowl, trips to Florida, and w...

Happy GALentines!! Oh how we LOVE a holiday specifically designed for all of us gals (not one rogue man in sight)! While the BIG five on Resy are probably booking their last tables as we speak, Danielle discovers THE Valentine’s Day reservation hack. Well, is it reeeeally a hack if it leads to a restaurant she’s been to before? You know she LOVES a repeat! And who knows? Maybe her close personal f...

While some things ARE better left UNSAID, this week we kinda say them all. January is a month for "preparation" if you will…and “nesting” if you're Danielle. And as we girl-grip our way into a new month, a few SURPRISES hit us! Let’s just say, home ownership? Not for the weak. Renee Zellweger? Resembles someone out there…BUT it’s not Danielle. It’s a year of yes, it’s in our name, we ARE in fact o...

If giving advice is a hobby, let’s add it to the list, right next to mahjong, running, AND needlepointing (the January essentials). Hotline Gals is open, and the two ‘professional yappers’ are reporting for duty. Look, we know we typically try to justify literally EVERYTHING for you…but this week we share a few (kinda hot) takes. Advice on the friend you think is a guaranteed bridesmaid, and now y...

BIG things are unfolding for Brooke Miccio. We see the comments, and know you’re just DYING to know: “What’s Brooke gonna do if she has to mooooove across the CoUnTrY fOr HeR bOyFrIeNd?”. If this is you, (or you keep asking Danielle for the info)…this is THE GOTG exclusive gives you the answers!! But what scares us more than Brooke Miccio potentially LEAVING the city?! Typing our names into Getty...

It’s 2026, and you probably notice the vibe is a LITTLE different here at the company. Naturally, a new year brings new updates (hello Dear Media)!! And after fourteen days rotting in our childhood homes (we SWEAR we stay productive literally ANYWHERE else), we return ready to DO! Making goals?? SOOO 2025!! This year, we focus on action items only. The flights? We’re booking them now! The bags? We...

Merry Christmas Eve!! ’Tis the season where Danielle cosplays an East Coast Christmas (despite fully being in Florida), and Brooke (plus uncle Vinny) gear up for THE Super Bowl of the Miccio household. All is merry, all is bright, and ALL of the Carolan fam prepares to be pranked because you never know when Rich and Susan will make a surprise visit (iykyk). No, it’s not too late to pull that holid...

HEY, this one’s for you, Ma!! We’re listening to your voicemails, and it looks like Christmas comes early with some UNQUALIFIED holiday advice! Gift ideas (some a little weird…sorry, Danielle) for Ma, tips for hosting a Miccio-level holiday soirée, and revealing what spending the holidays with your significant other reeeally looks like. A surprise date night for Blake Lively’s close personal frien...

What better way to deliver three concealers than with a singing telegram? It’s another ‘late night’ recording (aka 5pm). Episodes after dark bring extra-silly (but apparently NOT spicy) anecdotes and seven looooong blasts of bits we absolutely beat into the ground! Yes, it’s the holiday season, and YES, the PR gets a little out of control. We’re fresh off a football-packed weekend with the boys (G...

WE ARE EXPOSING OURSELVES!! We answer your questions about sex, drugs, and EVERYTHING in between, and it feels looong overdue! Now we hold up our end of the bargain as the gals 2.0 we claim to be. We’re not Samantha Jones, but today, we share just for you. Plan B, birth control, an awkward IUD story (oh my!!), AND the best tips for feeling sexier!! Danielle outs her biggest splurge, and Brooke con...

Happy Thanksgiving!! This holiday season, the internet splits between overpriced hair extensions, a luxury grocery store, and…wait for it…skin care for kids. Of course we have opinions AND a little inside scoop. (Sorry, Chrissy, Danielle refuses to be a victim.) While the internet melts down, we battle a few personal issues of our own, slightly TMI, obviously!! But it’s the hot girls who have stom...

Can you believe we’re on a BOAT right now?! Disney goes all out as we trade the city for the sea. The theme: PRODUCTION! This new Disney Destiny gives full walkable-city vibes. A dream week of nostalgia, Mickey waffles, Disney movies, and Brooke FINALLY admitting her ‘bug fear’ is a full-blown phobia. Danielle unpacks her Donald Duck arc, she swore she’d never want the plushie…then somehow manifes...

Sit back, relax, grab a bottle of breastmilk, and dive into this episode…wait, BREAST MILK?? Is that everyone or just Danielle?! We’ve got a few debates going this week. One: is FroYo even good? Two: Do you try your friend’s breast milk? Do you try your own?! Aside from the debates, Brooke shares the full needlepoint dictionary with us. After we show our WIP, we might need to head to our LNS and p...

’Tis the season for all the new things: traditions, hobbies, and Brooke’s first time holding a baby. To clarify, holding HER, not IT (we’re working on that)! Fresh off two major events, the annual Fall Mall Day and Katy’s Murder Mystery party, which is clearly much, MUCH better than a past New Years Eve party (iykyk…sorry, Brooke), there’s a lot to unpack. Danielle hits us with a Halloween confess...

Entrepreneur Barbie (vintage… from 2014), and her sidekick Bratz bring you the second annual Gal-oween! These aren’t last-minute looks; they’re planned, perfected, and deeply researched (by Brooke, obviously). We all have our dolls. Maybe you’re Bratz, maybe you’re Barbie, maybe you’re Polly Pocket. The gals don’t do spooky, but they DO love nostalgia. We dive into old toys, iconic commercials, bi...

Does anyone else still have Taylor’s new album on repeat? The gals are Taylor OBSESSED this week (as is… literally everyone) as they learn all about her wedding plans and discover she has her own *little voices*, just like the gals!! HoLy CoW (new bit alert)…Danielle comes in with allll of the ACL tea + Brooke recaps her Universal trip with the family! AND WARNING: if you live in the penthouse of...