Paul Gallant

Gallant Says

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A millennial with a short attention span and a potty mouth talks about the NFL, Houston sports, pop culture, politics, and his life.

Author

Paul Gallant

Category

Sports

Podcast website

www.GallantSays.com

Latest episode

Jul 10, 2026

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Episodes

62. Unified Seattle sports fans, I love fundamentals, & #MePoo 22.04.2022

From Thursday's show on Twitch (Twitch. TV/GallantSays): I weigh in on the Seattle sports topic that's unified the whole city, talk about my love of sports fundamentals, Mike Tyson on a plane, and Johnny Depp's poop encounter.

61. Should the #Texans trade for Deebo Samuel? Plus, a duel challenge in baseball 21.04.2022

From Wednesday's LIVE Twitch Show (Twitch. TV/GallantSays): I debated whether or not its worth it for Houston to trade for Deebo Samuel AND talked about a potential duel - the fighting kind - in baseball.

60. Why are butt slaps in sports? Plus, a Tik Tok influencer "Fyre Fest" 19.04.2022

From today's show on Twitch (Twitch. TV/GallantSays): The Browns are officially acknowledging Deshaun Watson, and it has me feeling bad for whoever is running their social media (1:01). Remember Ben McAdoo? He's back in the headlines for embarrassing himself. Again (3:08). I don't know if the USFL is going to work, but the reality TV show they're putting on is awesome. Because of that show, we lea...

59. My baseball love triangle, respect for Kyrie Irving & White Knight moment! 18.04.2022

From Monday's show, live EXCLUSIVELY on Twitch (Twitch. TV/GallantSays): Watching the Astros & Mariners - my 2 baseball lovers - fight each other this weekend? It wasn't fun. (0:30) I'm not panicking about the Astros bats...at least yet. But I'm annoyed by the casual indifference to their major struggles at the plate to open the year (3:10) and baseball fans who think it's too early to weigh in on...

58. Can you root for two sports teams in the same league? Plus, QB drama, "culture", & more! 15.04.2022

From Thursday night's show, LIVE exclusively on Twitch (Twitch. TV/GallantSays): I've covered the Astros. I've covered the Mariners. Am I allowed to root for both? Plus, Kyler Murray is playing hardball [again] with the Cardinals, Baker Mayfield thinks he may be a Seahawk, and the Seahawks believe they'll be fine in a post Wilson/Wagner world because of "culture." And to wrap it all up, Paul tries...

57. DMV Horror stories, my Beverley obsession, & Hardo Limits 13.04.2022

From today on Twitch: Twitch. TV/GallantSays: I opened the show explaining how he's still a low functioning adult, this time with a tale about a trip to MULTIPLE DMVs today. Somehow, the Astros game wasn't done by the time things started, so I did box score hot takes. I hate how the national media has come down on Patrick Beverley for...celebrating winning a basketball game? Plus, more thoughts on...

56. RIP Gilbert Gottfried, the Texans are getting a CB, & the Seahawks weird TE history 13.04.2022

I shared some thoughts on the late comic Gilbert Gottfried (0:36), explained why I think the Houston Texans will draft a cornerback in the first round (6:42), and wonder why the Seahawks have had so many problems historically at tight end (12:41). Plus, it must suck to be a Cincinnati Reds fan (23:39), and we're in the midst of a wanking on planes epidemic(29:00)!

55. Astros win, Ryan Tilapia (Tepera?) eats it, the Yankees keep losing, & the lies we tell! 08.04.2022

The Astros won their first game (0:50) and bullied one of their critics (4:08). The Yankees took a massive loss today, and you can DEFINITELY blame it on Brian Cashman(9:42). I also explained why I'm no longer a Red Sox fan (13:28) before returning to crush the Yankees hype trailer for 2022 (17:25). Plus, Nikola Jokic didn't recognize Ciara (24:28), a bad take on Air Conditioning (26:29), and a wo...

54. Trainwreck Pawl, /S Texans Ring of Honor, & a QB for Seattle? 07.04.2022

I think I'm the world's worst 33 year old adult. How do people do...anything? (0:40). But I am good at TV, and I was happy to do it again for the first time in 2.5 years today. Am I an asshole to be bitter about no Seattle stations having me on? Plus, I still want Carlos Correa back. (3:58) Baseball is getting stuffed in a locker by Tiger Woods at the Masters. (6:52) Former #Texans LB Whitney Merc...

53. #Astros nerves, Pete Carroll v the NFL v the Internet, & thoughts on #WinningTime 07.04.2022

I led off the show talking about Dads and how great they are (0:36). I'm also REALLY enjoying Winning Time on HBO, even though it's extremely melodramatized. (6:26). The Astros might be the best team in baseball over the past decade, but we've got some concerns about them going into opening day, right? (17:31). Paul live watches an ABC exclusively EXCLUSIVE exclusive about Will Smith's slap (24:55...

52. Who has the 🐐 sports comeback? Plus, the great commish douche off, & RIP to sign stealing? 05.04.2022

Statistically, Kansas pulled off the greatest comeback in NCAA title game history. But do we really consider it the best one? And what is the best comeback in sports history?(0:21) NCAA CEO Mark Emmert kept doing Mark Emmert things after the national championship, and it had me wondering who's the worst commissioner in sports?(12:33) Plus, the MLB is actually incorporating a good idea into the spo...

51. Chris Rock whiffed, D.K. Gloop, James Harden the 🗑🔥, & hot soccer takes! 01.04.2022

From Friday's LIVE show on Twitch (Twitch. TV/GallantSays): Chris Rock didn't go hard enough at Will Smith in his first public appearance since the slap (0:37). DK Metcalf might be ripped AF, but the man eats like shit (5:51). James Harden is having a really bad week (14:55). The US made the World Cup, and is in the same group as a bunch of actual rivals! USA! USA! (19:52). And if your significant...

50. Bobby Wagner joined the Rams, the Yankees are whining again, & did Tom kill Bruce? 31.03.2022

From Thursday's episode LIVE on Twitch (Twitch. TV/GallantSays): Sports like this are boring to watch. But what if we sprinkle in some Oscars-eque violence?(1:26). Speaking of the Oscars slap, did you know that slapping is a sport?(6:10). Former Seahawks linebacker Bobby Wagner signed with the Rams (11:16). It sure seems like Tom Brady forced out Bruce Arians (17:27). And yet another New York Yank...

49. NFL saber rattling, DK's deal, and FRICKIN' LASERS 30.03.2022

From today's show LIVE on Twitch (Twitch. TV/GallantSays): - The NFL is rattling their saber about the Deshaun Watson contract. Do you buy them? - How will that contract affect what Lamar Jackson could get? - It's getting harder and harder to believe Pete Carroll these days... - Plus, frickin' laser beams!

48. Am I stalking my sports "exes"? 29.03.2022

From today's show LIVE (weekdays 3 CT) on Twitch: Twitch. TV/GallantSays: I can't stop talking about Deshaun Watson or James Harden. Am I obsessed? Do I need to move on? Plus, the NFL changed it's overtime rules for 2022, but I'm not sure it's going to improve things all that much. I also touched on the Astros opening day starter situation AND whether or not all NFL teams should play in domes.

47. Will Smith will slap the shit out of you! 28.03.2022

I talked about the thing that happened at the Oscars. And explained why it's not bringing the Award Show back.

46. Deshaun v THE LIBERAL MEDIA, Bandwagon ethics, & how flagship radio stations work 25.03.2022

From today's Twitch Show: Twitch. TV/GallantSays - A breakdown of Deshaun Watson's awkward press conference in Cleveland - The do's and don'ts of joining a sports bandwagon - Team radio partner thoughts - And do you have The Joker fatigue?

45. Which perennial contender is set up better going forward: the Astros or Chiefs? 24.03.2022

The Astros & Chiefs are pretty similar: - Houston: 5 straight ALCS appearances, 3 WS appearances, 1 🏆 - KC: 4 straight AFC Championship appearances, 2 SB appearances, 1 🏆 - Houston let Carlos Correa walk to Minnesota this week - KC traded Tyreek Hill to the Miami Dolphins But who's in the better spot going forward? Plus… - What’s your go to excuse? - Do you think Harden will regret going to Phil...

44. The Astros screwed up with Correa, but at least they aren't the Chiefs? 23.03.2022

From Wednesday's LIVE twitch show: https://www.twitch.tv/gallantsays - 1:15: The #Astros letting Correa walk looked worse today - 8:17: The #Chiefs traded away their cheat code. Why? - 19:20: I get why there's supporters of this former QB... - 24:02: But why are people sticking up for this current one?

43. Who has the worse QB situation: the Seahawks or Texans? 22.03.2022

From Tuesday's LIVE twitch show (Weekdays, 3 PM CT at Twitch. TV/GallantSays): - 0:50: Paul wants to know if we're done talking about Deshaun Watson in Houston - 4:50: Why are the Seahawks trying so hard to spin Drew Lock as an upgrade? - 16:00: This team IS CRAZY for not playing QB musical chairs this offseason - 23:27: Plus, there's a TV show that Paul thinks you'll like... - And of course, your...

42. Why did the Astros let Carlos Correa walk? 22.03.2022

From Monday's LIVE (weekdays 3-3:30) show on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/gallantsays - Carlos Correa is officially a Minnesota Twin after signing a 3 year, $105.3 M deal with opts out after the first two seasons. That sounds like something they could have matched...right? Worse, the Astros reportedly "ghosted" Correa this week. So why did they let him walk? I've got a theory. You'll hear that, p...

41. Deshaun Watson to...Cleveland, & my Sports Media Red Pill 19.03.2022

As seen LIVE on Twitch: Twitch.tv/GallantSays Deshaun Watson waived his no trade clause and was traded to the Browns for 3 first round picks, a 3rd, & a 4th. He also agreed to a 5 year, $230 M contract...all of which is guaranteed. What did it mean for the Texans? And why does it have me disgusted with sports media in general? Take a listen to find out.

40. Deshaun Watson is "Torn", BOB wasn't that bad, more Yankee whining, & how I failed March Madness 17.03.2022

On today's episode, which you can always catch LIVE on Twitch every weekday at 3 PM CT (twitch.tv/gallantsays): - I think we know where Watson's going - A crazy Bill O'Brien report - Baker Mayfield is getting bullied - The Yankees need to stop whining about being robbed in 2017...especially this one - And a March Madness moment triggered me

39. The Texans should stalk the Seahawks at Pro Days. Plus, could Deshaun Watson land in Seattle? 09.03.2022

The Seahawk's trade of Russell Wilson is still puzzling. Did they fall in love with a quarterback at the NFL combine or something? It has me thinking the #Texans should do some John Schneider stalking, because he seems to have a decent eye for finding quarterbacks... I also explain why you can't rule the Seahawks out as a potential trade partner for Deshaun Watson. And to wrap things up, we discus...

38. WAM. BAM. The Seahawks Traded Russell Wilson 08.03.2022

I never thought the Seahawks would get sick enough of Russell Wilson to send him elsewhere. Yet here we are, with Russ now a member of the Denver Broncos. Why did Seattle do it? And where do they go from here? Don't forget, you can interact LIVE with the Gallant Says podcast every weekday at 3 CT at this link on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/gallantsays

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