Paul Gallant

Gallant Says

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A millennial with a short attention span and a potty mouth talks about the NFL, Houston sports, pop culture, politics, and his life.

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Paul Gallant

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Sports

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www.GallantSays.com

Latest episode

Jul 10, 2026

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Episodes

Everybody makes mistakes. 03.11.2023

I led off the show talking about an all time excuse from a truly awful person in Houston. After that, I got into the latest Dusty Baker comments about the criticism he faced [online] this past season. We discussed an accidental game of telephone in the Texans locker room between players and coordinators. ANDDD...Sam Bankman-Friend is donezo, but somehow this guy isn't...

The Titans are being DICKS | Texans fans are flip flopping HARD on Bobby Slowik 31.10.2023

The cease and desist letter that the Titans sent to the University of Houston for wearing their H-Town pride uniforms on September 3rd was indeed legal. But it's also the reflection of an NFL product that has little value...outside of the intellectual property that they abandoned two years after leaving Houston. An actual poverty move by a franchise that's been trading away its best players for sc...

Same old Texans [Again] | Reacting to Houston's 15 - 13 L to the Panthers 30.10.2023

I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed. And I'm certainly not surprised that the Texans lost to a winless team with a rookie QB [who until today was struggling]. This team IS different than in years past. But based on history, you expect this kind of thing from ANY player wearing THESE jerseys.

The Astros season is OVER | Is Dusty Baker done too?!? 24.10.2023

Cristian Javier? Bad. J.P. France? Bad. The Astros 5-9 hitters? Bad. Adolis Garcia? Destroyer of worlds. Plus, it Dusty Baker is reportedly thinking about retiring. I reacted to it all.

Game 7?!? Rangers wreck Astros 9-2 in game 6 23.10.2023

The Astros' bats whiffed during big time opportunities (a tip of the cap to Nathan Eovaldi), Framber Valdez was mediocre at best, and bullpen got hammered. The series is tied at 3-3. Game 7 on Monday night...here we come!

Wait, Bryan Abreu got SUSPENDED?!? More reaction to the Astros & Rangers benches clearing 22.10.2023

Bryan Abreu got suspended 2 games for hitting Adolis Garcia. He can appeal. But Adolis Garcia didn't get suspended at all? Plus, ALL the player, manager, and umpire accounts - both Astros and Rangers - of Friday's dustup.

JOSE ALTUVE FTW! Astros rally over Rangers 5-4! 21.10.2023

Don't doubt the Houston Astros.

The Astros STRIKE BACK, beat Rangers 8-5 in ALCS Game 3 19.10.2023

It's just one game. Don't be a Rangers fan. But thanks to Max Scherzer waking up their bats, ANOTHER great postseason performance by Cristian Javier, Dusty Baker's decision making, and of course YORDAN...we've got ourselves a series.

"This aged well." 18.10.2023

After rambling about Rangers fans telling me "this aged well" and my Sober October getting sidetracked by sugar, I talked about C.J. Stroud emulating one aspect of Tom Brady. Plus, what if Nick Caserio's got to work on THIS if he wants to be embraced in Houston.

IS THIS FINE?!? Framber Valdez puts #Astros in 0-2 ALCS hole against the #Rangers 17.10.2023

Framber Valdez was TERRIBLE today. And it's a shame, because the Astros bullpen did MORE than enough to keep Houston in the game after the fact. Unfortunately the bats - outside of Yordan Alvarez and Michael Brantley - aren't delivering, wasting SEVERAL opportunities to even the series. But in spite of all that, I'm STILL confident in the Astros, who were 6-1 against the Rangers in Arlington, outs...

The #Astros ADVANCE TO A 7TH STRAIGHT ALCS with a 3-2 W over the #Twins! 12.10.2023

The dynasty continues!

Astros ANNIHILATE the Twins 9-1 to take 2-1 ALDS lead! 11.10.2023

The Astros bounced back in a HUGE way Tuesday afternoon - in spite of shadows & jacket weather - to thump the Twins. Between Cristian Javier's unflappable start, Jose Abreu's home runs, and ANOTHER incredible divisional series from Yordan Alvarez, it was a thing of beauty!

INSTANT REACTION: #Twins BULLY #Astros 6-2 to even ALDS at 1-1 😅 09.10.2023

Was tonight's Astros L as simple as Carlos Correa & Pablo Lopez kicking Houston's ass? Or was this all on Framber? And is Dusty Baker to blame at all?

Same old Texans? INSTANT REACTION to the Houston Texans 21-19 L to the Falcons 08.10.2023

Today certainly FELT like a Same Old Texans™ kind of loss. Following up a couple of decisive Ws against teams you're not supposed to beat with a loss to a team with no Q rating? With the game being boring to boot? Yeah...it sucks. But I think this is more an L that exposes the limitations of this team...one that is still rebuilding 3 years and 3 head coaches after moving on from Bill O'Brien.

YordONGTOBER! INSTANT REACTION to the #Astros 6-4 win over the Twins! 08.10.2023

The Houston Astros began their 2023 title defense with a 6-4 win over the Minnesota Twins. I talked about Justin Verlander's arm, Yordan Alvarez's bat, and an Astros performance SHAKIER than Hector Neris...plus a lot more.

Day 1 of the playoffs has me feeling BETTER about the Astros chances... 04.10.2023

The sloppy way the Rays shot themselves in the foot against the Rangers AND Toronto's lineup looking pop-less against Minnesota has me feeling a lot better about the Astros chances in the playoffs. Though the more I learn about them, the more the Twins worry me. Plus, I'm sick of getting THIS kind of push notification on my phone...

I miss covering the Seattle Seahawks | WTF do the Mariners do now? 03.10.2023

I love that the Texans have a pulse again. But I've got to admit, watching the Seahawks win on Monday Night Football in a bizarre beatdown [classic 'Hawks] made me miss covering the team (which I did from '19 - '21). Plus, it sure seems like the Mariners forced Cal Raleigh to apologize for his very honest statements on Sunday. If they did indeed do that, it's another sign of how the front office s...

Texans CRUSH Steelers for most lopsided W since '17! | Astros win the AL West! 02.10.2023

The Texans DOMINATED the Steelers 30-6 thanks to Bobby Slowik and C.J. Stroud. The 24 point W was their most DECISIVE victory since a 57-14 shellacking of the Titans back in 2017! Meanwhile, the Astros won the AL West thanks to great pitching and bullpen work Friday & Saturday...not to mention some help from the Mariners and failure by the Rangers. All in all, it's a GREAT day to be a Houston spor...

The LATEST on Hector Neris' "words" with Julio Rodriguez | Did the Lions clinch the NFC North? 29.09.2023

The Detroit effing Lions look like LOCKS to win the NFC North. And it's not just because they stuffed the Packers in a locker on national TV. Plus we learned new details the dustup between Astros pitcher Hector Neris and Mariners star Julio Rodriguez.

I DON'T want to be on TV. PS: Derek Stingley Jr. is hurt again 22.09.2023

Yes, Derek Stingley has another hamstring injury...and is likely to miss significant time. Is this someone's fault? Plus, I discussed what I saw in Thursday night football AND something that's bothering me about media these days

Astros HANG ON to first in AL West with WILD 2-1 win over the O's 20.09.2023

They needed it to keep Texas and Seattle off their ass. A massive thank you to Baltimore for pulling Kyle Bradish after 6, letting Shintaro Funijami pitch AT ALL, and throwing to Mauricio Dubon when they absolutely didn't have to. It certainly takes a lot of focus off of Dusty Baker giving Yordan Alvarez the day off...only to use him as a pinch hitter. Also, a shoutout to the Astros pitching staff...

Can the '23 Houston Astros win the World Series? 20.09.2023

I still think the Astros WILL win the division. At the very least, I'm 100% confident they'll be in the playoffs. But given the suddenly human pitching, bad baserunning, and bad fielding...I'm starting to waver.

C.J. Stroud > Bryce Young already?!? Plus, Deshaun Watson STINKS 19.09.2023

Yes...we're just two games into both C.J. Stroud and Bryce Young's careers. But if we're living in the NOW, it's pretty obvious that Stroud's been the better quarterback. Plus, Deshaun Watson struggled YET again. Will he ever be the QB he used to be?

C.J. Stroud or Anthony Richardson...who'd you take RIGHT NOW? 15.09.2023

First I reacted to the Eagles 34 - 28 Thursday Night Football victory over the Vikings. After that I explained who I'd pick RIGHT NOW between Texans QB C.J. Stroud and Anthony Richardson. And to wrap things up, I explained why Houston matches up GREAT with Indy...

The Texans are going to need TONS of luck Sunday | The Lions are...good? 08.09.2023

The Lions deserve a lot of credit for their 21-20 win Thursday, but the Chiefs were missing something that the Texans need themselves. Speaking of those Texans...how the hell are they going to overcome all these injuries and beat Baltimore Sunday?

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