Gael Boys

In honor of Pride Month, the boys take a look at Wong Kar-wai's nihilistic queer masterpiece 'Happy Together' and get mercilessly black-pilled in the process. We also speculate on Trump having syphilis, Liam hides in a basement as Canada burns and talk crap about how lame and bad modern LGBTQ movies have gotten. Trump indictment (the details are insane): https://d3i6fh83elv35t.cloudfront.net/stati...

In this episode, the boys take the time to cover the life, work and crimes of Steven Seagel. Along the way talk about Ron DeSantis doomed run for president, the cultural and social insensitivity of action movies and question why Chris Tucker is on the Epstein flight logs. 

In this episode, the boys cut loose and record a commentary for the '94 Jean-Claude Van Damme action vehicle 'Street Fighter'. Marveling and it's bizarre social commentary, tasteless attempts to be culturally relevant and the wide range of "no fucks given" performances. 

In this episode, the boys return to James Bond! This time to cover the Roger Moore era of films, It's extremely wobbly quality on full display. Along the way we have fun with Tucker Carlson's firing from Fox News, obsess over Trump's pronunciation of "Lenin" and how China is eating America's lunch.

In this episode, the boys descend down the deep and dark rabbit hole that is Richard Nixon. Starting with Robert Altman's horror film disguised as a political drama 'Secret Honor.' We also get into the violent and sexual fantasies standard of many American presidents, have way too much fun swearing and predict that Generation Z will be the last generation.

In this episode, the boys take a detour into the world of video games to talk about the Deus Ex series and how it pilled an entire generation of weirdos. We also talk about France's political unrest, Liam vents about losing his Twitter account to an NFT hacker and get into the harsh realization on how video games can never be real art because of capitalism. 

The boys surprise with an episode a week early. Recorded drunk on St. Patrick's Day weekend, we discuss religious bloodshed, the stupidity of Bitcoin and everyone's favorite closeted gay, billionaire monster Peter Thiel. 

In this episode, the boys start talking about everyone's favourite imperialist misogynist, James Bond. The topics range from cold war melodrama to every Brits' favourite pastime racism.

In this episode, the boys time travel to the past. All the way back to June 2022 when Jordan and Snel did an episode on Oliver Stone's JFK when we were on a different network. It gets into the many enemies of the Kennedy family and how three bullets destroyed trust in America. Also President Pamela Anderson, Trump's incest fantasies and Snel's desire to expel all protestants from America.

In this extremely chaotic episode, the boys are joined by special guest Snel to talk about Martin Scorsese's The Departed. But along the way it descends into wild talks about Donald Trump's funeral etiquette, pitching a Schindler's List DTV sequel and how JFK was most likely killed due to drug debts.

In this episode the boys deconstruct and discuss Todd Field's satirical prestige drama 'TÁR'. A deliciously insidious little movie that Hollywood doesn't seem to understand is a giant middle finger to them. Along the way we talk how Elon Musk came after us on Twitter, complain about all movies now having to be three hours or more and chuckle about Field's hatred of everyone and everything

In the premiere episode of 2023. The boys discuss one of the best movies you can see right now: 'Avatar: The Way of Water', along with some retrospect on James Cameron's fascinating life & career. This includes everything from talk about General Custer as a slasher movie villain, pitch a Sopranos sequel where Tony becomes a Na'vi and Jordan proudly declares: "This whale pussy be bussin!"

To round out 2022 the boys share their favorite films of the year. Which includes Darren Aronofsky's hatred of fat people, naked men fighting in volcanos, alien whales battling robot space marines, and Ronald Reagan being this year's greatest horror movie villain. 

This week the boys discuss the ultimate Christmas movie Eyes Wide Shut. Topics include Kanye going hog, Kubrick vs Keitel and the dastardly deep state.

In this rather somber episode Jordan and Liam give their own thoughts on the recent shooting at a gay nightclub in Colorado Springs, and the rise of LGBTQ+ hate on the rise around the world.   Places to support. Stonewall https://donorbox.org/support-stonewall Mermaids https://www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/stand-with-us-against-transphobia?utm_source=MermaidsWeb&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=MermaidsWe...

In part two of our Pasolini retrospective we talk about Abel Ferrara's film about the man starring Willem Dafoe. We also talk about the Years of Lead and how it most likely lead to Pasolini's death. 

This week we take a two part retrospective on the life and work of Pier Paolo Pasolini. Starting with his final and most infamous film 'Salo, or the 120 Days of Sodom' And with the rising fascism obsession sweeping across the world. Find it to be way more scary than just a movie about eating poo.

It's October. So that means it's time for some horror. So we watched the new reboot/remake of Hellraiser. We discuss Clive Barker's career, our hatred of "Trauma horror" and in teasing of our next episode. Pitch the "Salo challenge."

In this episode we talk about America's favorite F**k up. We also try to talk about the Michael Bay film '13 Hours'. But instead we talk about Call of Duty, Qanon and how Avatar 2 might be the film we need now more than ever.

Our original pilot was supposed to be about the Michael Bay Benghazi movie but unfortunately our esteemed monarch shuffled off her mortal coil on the exact same day. So like good subjects we dropped everything to talk about our beloved Queen and her not sus family.