Gabbin In The Woods

UFO mystery, or the best excuse for going AWOL in the history of the US military? Liz and Jon find out.

Liz and Jon take a look at a tragic tale from Australia's Northern Territory, where PDAs took a tragic turn.

Turns out the scariest thing to manifest in Thailand isn't white male tourists, it's ghosts, goblins, haunted islands and particularly horny ghosts!

Put on your finest evening wear and make your way to the dress circle as Liz and Jon delve into the most famous ghoul in Australian show business (no, not Rolf Harris). It's the ghost of Melbourne's Princess Theater!

Liz and Jon put on their black eye liner and head on down to Halloween town to get the inside story on one of the most profitable (and painful to make) animated films of all time - Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas

Yeah, it's that bad. Liz and Jon conclude their look at the strange happenings of rural Ohio. It would be funny, if it wasn't true

Liz's investigation into the Loveland Frogman takes a turn for the horrifically true, as the nearby Fernald Uranium Plant comes comes into question. This American Chernobyl has it all. Murder, fallout and the world's most overworked cobbler.

Jon and Liz continue their weird travels through Ohio as they discuss the possible extra terrestrial origins of the Loveland Frogman.

Grab your banjos (it's a Kermit reference, no judgement) and sit down by the fire for the tale of the Loveland Frogman, possibly the saddest cryptoid we've encountered.

Liz and Jon run out of room for all the bodies and start getting creative in this week's episode.

Oh stop blushing and get a stiff drink. We're talking Robo-dicks. Firminators. Six Million Dollar MANHOODS.

In a world where guns and knives are plentiful, a select few criminal hipsters prefer to ply their trade using the most sophisticated weapon of the early neolithic period - the sharp stick. This is their story.

Liz freaks Jon the eff out with the origins of Halloween as we know it today.

All about for a journey of misadventure. Jon and Liz pack far too little booze for a round Australia voyage doomed from the outset, the Kaz II (Denstist's Remorse).

Liz and Jon get weird as they explore the mysteries of Australia's Skinwalker Ranch; Kalkajaka, aka Black Mountain. This hub of high strangeness has seen shapeless monsters and mysterious disappearances. If only whitey would listen to the local Aboriginal people and steer the f*ck clear!

Liz and Jon unlock their doors, breathe-in the sweet scent of universal health care (and pine forests) and drown themselves in maple syrup as they travel to Canada for the tale of Satan's haunted canoes.

Liz and Jon wind-up the windows, put on their seat belts, lock the doors and turn down the radio so they can see better as they traverse the terrifying tales of haunted roads, where engines stop, hand prints are burned into paint and "stick up" takes on a whole new meaning in a Tennessee armed robbery.

Grab a stogie, you goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus and quit pushing penzils... Liz and Jon are dropped into the jungle to look at one of the greatest action films of all time, THE PREDATOR!

Aw haw haw! It's Creole werewolf time! Jon and Liz strap on their paper bibs and dive into a giant bucket of horror gumbo in this week's hairy episode.

Liz and Jon engage in a hostile takeover of the worst kind as they explore the very weird tale of Fisher's Ghost

In one of the worst cases of insurance fraud we've ever seen, Jon and Liz hold their noses, think of England and swallow the horrific, bitter tale of William Palmer - The Rugeley Poisoner.

Liz and Jon fake a limp and set sail on the high (sooo high) seas for a brutal tale of what happens when you deny a man a sandwich.

Liz and Jon step off the submarine, change their names and burn their papers to explore the mysterious case of a UFO that left an Argentinian truck driver terrified and scarred. Just don't expect sympathy from the local police or grieving families.

Liz and Jon take off their flip flops, stand on a chair and try to squash the story of Japan's horrific spider demon, the Jorōgumo, which loosely translates to "whore spider".   Ha! "LOOSE"

Jon is forced to face is cowardice when Liz makes good on his promise to adopt a haunted doll.